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He's a big hit for me (DDP, another internet pool and my main competition, the Death League). Strangely, all my DDP hits start with S (Sledge, Robert Schuller, Stuart Scott and Sam Simon). With this sibilant surge, can Lynne Stewart be far behind?

You might wanna keep off this thread during that time. Better safe than sorry...unless you've already been since posting this and are now in a Thai prison. Hate to say I told you so...Thank you for the advice. I am back from Thailand now. deathlist.net website was blocked by their state so I couldn't log in to deathlist anyways.Along those lines......Are we in trouble here? :-/ SirChttp://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/south-east-asia/story/thai-man-jailed-25-years-over-royal-insult-posts-facebook-20150331 don't worry the kings just going mad with dementia Now THATS an insult.

i agree completely Yes, but a bit too verbose for my taste.

Other factors to consider in evaluating prospects are their incentives for exaggerating or concealing maladies. People incarcerated or threatened with incarceration will exaggerate problems while celebrities who are still performing or otherwise active will tend to hide or deny illnesses.

Sorry I didn't see the first one posting so I posted again sorry if it annoys you I'm getting to the point of just giving up on you!. You need to show some modicum of punctuation. Capital letters for names of people. Use a coma when needed. Be interesting and post with a level of incite-fulness. End with a full stop. If you can't do any of that, rearrange, and personally do, this well known phrase or saying: off, right, fuck! Use a coma - I second that. I agree heartily. Comas are always welcome in dead pooling.

You mean they allready look as if they're dead? Yes, supercentenarians are barely fogging up a mirror anyway.

Unfortunately? Sounds like a nice manly name to me. Even better is the Jets owner, Woody Johnson.

Well is it funny that I would like a skinny Costa Rican?I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee". To use a seldom-heard phrase: The shit one's better. Just a matter of taste I suppose. I happen to like coffee more than shit. There's not so much comedy in coffee though. Well is it funny I now rather fancy a skinny Costa Rican? I don't know. You got a picture? http://pix.avaxnews.com/avaxnews/23/e3/0001e323.jpeg Need I say more? Not funny. Very nice though.

Well is it funny that I would like a skinny Costa Rican?I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee". To use a seldom-heard phrase: The shit one's better. Just a matter of taste I suppose. I happen to like coffee more than shit. There's not so much comedy in coffee though. Well is it funny I now rather fancy a skinny Costa Rican? I don't know. You got a picture?

"Due to age" is an incredibly poor reason to consider someone. SC I can't agree Mr. Creepy. Age is certainly a factor (although not the only one) in this kind of stuff. All other things being equal, isn't a 95 year old candidate better than one that's in his 40's? Once a celebrity reaches the 90's they become distinct possibilities even without knowing any other factors. Just check with the life insurance companies.

I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee". To use a seldom-heard phrase: The shit one's better. Just a matter of taste I suppose. I happen to like coffee more than shit.

© Jimmy Jones live at the Circus Tavern Purfleet sometime in 1978. Now that I think of it, my version was in Good Will Hunting in 1997. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WAylnO5gtA

I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee".

Have patience TadGuy. It won't be long.

In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread?

Apparently with traumatic rectal injury (http://www.news.com.au/world/oil-heir-andrew-getty-found-dead-in-los-angeles-mansion-with-traumatic-rectal-injury/story-fndir2ev-1227287609232). Perhaps he was trying to hide some of the family fortune Alternatively if he had used some of his family's oil his injury might not had been so traumatic... So, the old joke... Q - Rectum? A - Well, put it this way, it didn't do him much good! I heard it: Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Posted 45 mins ago over on the Old Folkies thread. Sorry boss. Next time type out her name so a search will pick it up. Second, what Joni Mutchell has to do with folk music is beyond me. SC It's good to be able to agree with you Mr. Creepy. I don't know what Joni Mutchell has to do with folk music either. Joni Mitchell on the other hand, is usually described as a folk or pop singer.

Muhammad Ali described his boxing style as "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". It seems appropriate to me.

Martin Crowe.

Cardinal Francis George has been readmitted to the hospital for "hydration and pain management". http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/477134/francis-cardinal-george-readmitted-hospital

Cardinal Francis George won't be attending Easter services. http://chicago.suntimes.com/news-chicago/7/71/467232/ailing-cardinal-francis-george-likely-wont-attend-easter-mass

This one says that the secret is avoiding men and eating lots of porridge. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912299/Scotland-s-oldest-woman-Jessie-Gallan-reveals-longevity-secrets-including-eating-porridge-avoiding-men.html

Congratulations msc!

This 104 year old woman attributes her longevity to drinking Dr. Pepper. http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Culture-Cafe/2015/0324/At-104-Elizabeth-Sullivan-enjoys-life-and-Dr.-Pepper

Kuan Yew believe it? Lee's gone. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32012346