deadsox

Eeeeeewwwwwww. This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that??? The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname. You really don't know who I am, do you? Tammy Faye Bakker!

I wouldn't kill him, I'd dress him in a fluffy yellow chick costume and make him perform to the Birdie Song on prime time TV. Possibly followed by Agadoo with all the correct actions, that should nicely destroy his credibility. TF- You obviously haven't checked all the rules for how we can treat terrorists. We musn't do anything to embarrass him. All of this points to the big problem of picking someone like Osama. He could very well die without a verifiable corpse. Somehow I have trouble following what you are saying, since Osama would be very easy to identify, since he is known to be at a very large height, and the beard probably relates to his religion. Like a true hipi, the basterd wouldn't cut it if you paid him, and since most of his eleven or however number of wives he has, are about nine years old, he would stand out better then a man dressed as a woman. Your wrong Deadsox, I would certainly want to embarrass the sh*t out of him, just as I would want to embarrass all the towel heads who think he is a hero, hell I would air his death on pay per view. BS-My coment about not wanting to embarrass him was a slap at some American liberals who don't realize (or care) that we're engaged in a war. You may not get a verifiable corpse because a) he might be in very small pieces and b)his minions would hide the fact that he's dead if they can to keep his legend alive. Just my opinion of course. We have a team in my Death League that's picked him every year since 9/11 and come up empty. There are better picks.

Eeeeeewwwwwww. This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that??? The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname.

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

Anyone who dies is exciting enough for me.

Surprising as you might find it, the Internet does extend out past the borders of the USA. In the lands that exist outside those borders, you may also be interested to learn that there are vast swathes of different cultures, music, languages, arts and all sorts of other weird things that you needn't waste your time with. I think it'll be beneficial for both you and the 6 billion or so non-USA-residents if you stay on your side of the line. Very well put. Nowt wrong with lime juce you scurvy git, At the end of the day WE HAVE A HISTORY And a culture. NAP- We have a history and a culture too. Just because there are some Americans who are idiots doesn't mean you should insult all of us.

A recent story in the New Yorker (about her son) said she's dying in a hospice. It shouldn't be long.

Just who is Richard O'Sullivan anyway?

I wouldn't kill him, I'd dress him in a fluffy yellow chick costume and make him perform to the Birdie Song on prime time TV. Possibly followed by Agadoo with all the correct actions, that should nicely destroy his credibility. TF- You obviously haven't checked all the rules for how we can treat terrorists. We musn't do anything to embarrass him. All of this points to the big problem of picking someone like Osama. He could very well die without a verifiable corpse.

Anyone have any updated information on Mrs. T's health?

Phirst of all, let me say that all uv you peeple is sick!!! A gud frend of mine dyed resently and my aunt tillie has cancer!!! You are not fit to shine her shoos, let alone critisize her!!! This is a morelly reprehensibol sight and he (the poster) is farr superior to all of youse!!!??!! You can all go and #%$*&!$#%% your selfs and it would be fiting if you wood all dye and go to hell!!!! There are no weigh that your going to heaven and i have known this for alot of thyme. The again, you mite go to heaven after awl!!! As we all know, the Lock Ness munster is REEL and not a fake as earlier stated in this thread?!?!! If ewe dont agree with him (the poster) he will come to you're house and get youse!!!!! How's my score?

We pick from a hat to determine draft order but the order reverses after every round, e.g. 1,2,3 then 3,2,1. When you get a major league hit, everyone else pays you $10. Minor leaguers are worth $5. At the end of the season, the team that wins the most money is the champion and gets another $10 from everyone. We also get to draft a new free agent whenever there's a hit.

If you don't understand that, what makes you feel qualified to speak on the matter at all? yes, i'm off-topic. sue me "I don't understand", is merely a figure of speech. What I mean is that I don't agree that it needs to be measured. War is hell.

American tabloids which I've found to be pretty accurate in death predictions.

My Death League's season is March 1 to February 28 (or 29 in leap year). We get together to hold our draft (no two teams can have the same player) in late February.

Alright then, enough of this politics (although it was just getting good). More important when discussing the Middle East is how my Death League players are doing. Ariel Sharon is my franchise player this year and seems to be getting close. Saddam is in the minors and if he stays on this hunger strike much longer, I may move him up to the majors. (My Death League has some rules like baseball teams). Does anyone think the Israelis will actually get Nasrallah soon? (I made a good call on Zarqawi and moved him up to the majors just in time).

Billy's currently on another team but if he makes it to March of 2007, he'll be one of my top rated prospects.

To TLC and Canadian Paul- Your arguments are cogent and well reasoned. I do not mean to come off as an Israeli apologist because over the years I've criticized a lot of what they've done. It does seem to me that in the last few years, they've come to the position that they should be willing to talk with the Palestinians. Unfortunately, fifty years of living in refugeee camps has radicalized them to the point that there's little the Israelis can do to please them other than commit suicide. I totally agree that the carnage in Lebanon is horrible. The problem with "measured responses" is that nothing gets solved. The problem continues ad infinitum. The Lebanese will now have to decide whether it's in their best interest to curb Hezbollah or join them in fighting Israel. I believe that their best bet is to do away with such radical groups and strive once again to make their country the beautiful, cultured and peaceful one it was before factional strife (much of which can be laid at the door of Israel) ruined it.

I've never been a defender of the Israelis but I don't know what they're expected to do when Hezbollah launches missles at them with impunity from a country that either is unable or unwilling to stop them. Your comment about Israelis sunning themselves while Arabs are getting blown up is indicative of your prejudice on this issue. I don't understand why the Israeli response should be "measured". I approve of a more old fashioned idea. If your enemies are unwilling to talk peace and persist in attacking you, kill them. Let's hope Hassan doesn't make it to '07.

Thanks SC.

I hear that Nancy Reagan may be a good pick in the near future. Anyone have any thoughts?

I heard about a site that lists celebrities who are being treated for cancer. Does anyone know about that? I haven't been able to find it (if it really exists).

I just hit John Kenneth Galbraith and am looking for a really "hot" (or maybe cold is more apt) replacement. Anyone have any ideas?

Handy- Manx sounds like a community near me that we like to kid about- Seabrook Anyway, what does a Seabrook girl say after the first time she has sex? "Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes"

An old Jewish Rabbi prays for year after year to win the lottery. "Please God, I could do wonderful things with the money, I could put a new roof on the Temple, I could send the children to college" etc, etc. Finally one day as he's praying to God to win the lottery, the sky gets dark, there's thunder and lightning and a big voice booms out- "Abe, meet me half way- buy a ticket!"