Anubis the Jackal

Some fascinating statistical analysis on the length of Frank Boughs' member

Good call Mortician, but someone like Brucie won't die slowly in his bed. He's a trooper and proud of it. On stage at the Palladium is my guess.

Messers Wisdom and Mills have been done to death, as it were, elsewhere on the list. Try the 'Search' function in the top right. Bough and Sugden however are fresh meat and certainly deserve discussion. I recall tales of Boughie going into the gay sex shop next door to where I used to work to buy certain paraphenalia prior to his 'coke and hookers shame.' If he hasn't given up the powder maybe a premature popping off could be on the cards. For our foreign listers, Bough was an avuncular sports broadcaster who was rumbled by the tabloids for nefarious activities in the late 80's The story

You're quite right FF, however, any merging will just lead to chaos as both threads seem to mainly consist of teutonic rants and petty nationalist jibes. A terrible thing So i will resist ze temptaion to anschluss ze threads togezzer until a superior officer orders me to, when of course I vill follow orders immediately.

Free Willy 2? ps, subtle LP7, perhaps too subtle.

I think, as a British citizen, we should be eternally grateful to the German people. Without them we would be the most hated nation in Europe.

It seems that the Society to Advance the Cause of Gerald Ford (current membership, 1) has hijacked this thread somewhat. Be warned Guest, in all your guises, that multiple postings can be traced.

There's also an unfortunate World Cup Final that fogs Dutch-German friendship. 2006 will provide an excellent opportunity to rectify this, if the Dutch side qualifies, that is. For those who still cherish the Rijkaard-Voller gobbing incident... "Human Spittoon..."

And on the day i was born (in history...) 1781 Sir David Brewster born (inventor of the kaleidoscope) 1941 Spare Tires Outlawed (US) 1969 Soviets declare nudity a sign of "western decadence" and in deathlist related news... 1954 Jermaine Jackson born 1940 David Gates (Bread) born 1941 Germany declares war on the United States (just to continue todays theme)

The Jainists have a pretty good record on that count. And I can't seem to recall any mass genocide committed by the Hare Krishnas although I may be wrong.

NO! STOP THAT!

You've obviously just never met the right chicken.

Bums.

Taken over by Guest I fear...

Lokking good.

How do, Ringo II Glad you like it here. Sign up to be a member why dontcha? Don't think your name contravenes Death Watch Beatles' copyright?

Up Yours Limey

There is a pretty lengthy list of saints Just here. It doesn't list a patron saint for the atheists. There is, however, a patron saint for anesthetists which is as close as I think you are going to get. Edit: Sorry to go on about this but I'd never read a full list patron saints before. There are some seriously lame ones out there. They must have been at the back of the queue when they were handing out causes. Patron Saint of Apple Orchards? You have no chance of pulling with that job. Although possibly slightly more that the poor sod that got hangovers. Who'd have thought that St Balthasar was the patron of Playing Card Manufacturers. Top site Jimh!

I passed 300 this week too. Can't remember it was about. Probably a load of guff about Sister Lucia

I hope you are not tempting fate........ There's no such thing as fate, merely Gods' will. So pray, sinners for the conversion of the world.

And Albania. But then again so is Norman Wisdom

I think you'll find we were trying to discuss Sr Lucia of Fatima and her passing in this thread. However, it seems to have turned into a 'My God is bigger than your God' argument which, frankly, turns me from a reasonable and persuadable kind of Ancient Egyptian Deity into a childish fun-poker. Nothing personal you understand, it's just that I've just given up having logical debates with anyone about religion. Beliefs are just that...what one believes rather than any all-encompassing monopoly of the truth; a state of mind that has caused immeasurable and irreperable damage throughout the centuries. Pray for my soul if you will, but as long as I'm not burning at the stake we'll get along fine.

Ah, facts... I'd nearly forgotten about those. Pretty darned convenient though, revealing the 3rd mystery 20 years after the event it foretold.

Which saint is the Patron Saint of Atheists?

Come on Eileen. Too-rye-ay