Anubis the Jackal

Or rather Doris Lessing gives some Work Experience kid an ear bashing while Yentob gets pissed down the pub on expenses, only to edit himself in later.

Headline of the year... Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief.

Chapman Pincher. Rude-sounding name. Again.

They should have acted more Caerphilly.

If I can dig it out, I once took an excellent photograph of a particularly large young lady wearing an exercise top emblazoned with the word "ATHLETIC" She's looking at the camera like a primitive tribeswoman fearing the magic box will steal her soul. I had to jog off at a slow canter to escape her considerable wrath after I took it.

Are there no limits to your collective bellendery? Why not try actually looking at your posts, and see that all of them seem to start [quote name .... Then look at the Honourable Member for Odstocks' post, two up from here /\ Spot the difference?

Interpol have been informed...

Ah, go on then. Are you going to come quietly, or will I have to be inappropriate?

If you find that remark inappropriate, for goodness sake, don't go to the darker recesses of Deathlist. There's whole new worlds of inappropriate out there.

Are you going to the whole lot, HCW?

Sheerness doesn't stand, it slumps.

Shatnerian waxing on life, death and fame...

1) I didn't know you were Scottish. I didn't care, but I didn't know. In fact, I hadn't given you a moments thought until very recently 2) I'm not upset you went to Jimmy Johnstones funeral, or George Bests'. I'm very surprised that you, being a Glasgow-born Celtic fan wouldn't know why a song associated with Irish Republicanism would be played at the funeral of a Celtic player. 3) You two are really quite odd. Learn how to use the 'Quote' function please.

I really hope you are taking the piss.

When Bob does go, does that mean David Seaman has to pass on the Golden Scrolls of Knowledge Wilson bequeathed him?

Mr Hicks said it best!

Do tell us, are you conjoined?

Causing millions of pounds worth of improvements....HONK!

Pah! They've been living with the wreck of the SS Richard Montgomery for years down that way In 1944 the Richard Montgomery, a vessel some 440 feet long and weighing 7,176 tons, manned with a crew of 50, plus 30 gunners, sailed from Philadelphia with a cargo of 6000 (six thousand) tons of munitions for the US Air Force. This cargo included; 13,064 general purpose 250lb bombs 9,022 cases of fragmenting bombs 7,739 semi-armour piercing bombs 1,522 cases of fuses 1,429 cases of phosphorous bombs 1,427 cases of 100lb demolition bombs 817 cases of small arms ammunition Having crossed the Atlantic Ocean with the probability of attack by u-boat, she arrived in the Thames estuary on route to her final destination of Cherbourg. During the night of 20th August 1944 she swung around at her moorings and run aground on the Sheerness middle sand. Her plates quickly began to crack and buckle and her remaining crew abandoned ship

People 'hate' her because the press constantly (daily, hourly) chose to print stories about how she was out and about on the lash as if this was a dreadful thing for a young, successful talented woman to do. I could easily see how this constant hounding would lead someone to go a little off the deep end. I personally hope she doesn't spunk her undoubted talent up a wall, but I would never be so hypocritical as to chastise her for taking drugs.

For goodness sake, take public transport or walk OSP. Yet another funeral to attend

So...after 3 weeks of cloudless skies, temperatures in the mid-70's, swallows returning from their annual break in Africa and general meteorlogical niceness, it's the first day of the first England v New Zealand test.... and it's pissing it down.