Anubis the Jackal

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'. Now this is why The Pooka is facing charges. You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "Furtively hiding in a tree". That's better

Hopefully it was better than this

Hello again Arnold. As per usual, an obscure-ish star of the silver screen who will almost certainly get a UK obit. Nice work. She has a star of her own on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that's good enough for me.

No, That's one of these.

Hi Mr/Ms. Sorrow. Welcome to Deathlist. I apologise for the behaviour of some of our posters, but as long as you find it amusing, that's just great!

Mozilla all the way at home. Why? It works. IE a work. Why? "You do not have the relevant permissions to add this program."

Windsor, this really is an incredibly pompous post, you know. And by the look of things, you're actually pissing about on Deathlist rather than studying. Is this what I fiddle my taxes for etc. etc.

Amy Winehouse secretly filmed in rehab

Mary, he's already been sentenced to death for the Crimes against Humanity charges, They're just dicking about now. Sure they're probably justifying it by citing 'reasons of closure' ' the truth must have its' day in court' and all that waffle, but I wish they'd hurry up and give him the string necklace. Because what do DDP points mean?

At least not until Deathcon1, where you will hopefully be taking on the proverbial characteristic of the amphibian in question

OOH, you selfish bugger. Nah, pace yerselves. Mebbe hang him on January 1st.

"You Fart in me Whitbread?" "No. Tessa Sanderson actually." © Great Punchlines of our Time, Hamlyn, 2001. ed. Giles Brandreth

The trial of 'Chemical' Ali Hassan al-Majid for crimes against humanity has restarted, despite his already being found guilty of genocide. Get a sodding move on, Iraqi justice types!

Yup, but I save it for Wednesday prayer meetings. Join us, there's hob-nobs. Got owt original?

BURN HER! BURN HER! POKE HER WITH STICKS! No Anubis, a witch.

There should be a simultaneous Pictish meet-up I feel. Any of you trans-murals care to organise it?

Welcome HHNF, You're a Buddhist then,I take it?

Good point YIA. I'm beginning to fear the BIg Irish Fart-Knocker may actually be the Grim Reaper himself. He has an alarming tendency to ingratiate himself into the lives of dying icons (Beefheart, Ramone(s) etc.) just so as he can be asked for the first quote on their passing. I've heard a great story about his self-obsession at a celeb funeral, but that may have to wait for a deathlist chat night.

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I always wear sunglasses at night, but never tie-dye, Paulie Walnuts. Other than that, fairly accurate though, eh Harry?

Blather?

And if I were one to enjoy the violent exploitation of someone else's daughter for sexual gratification I'd thank you. As it is, I'll pass thanks.

However, worth watching as well is the awesome six sixes in an over by Yuvraj Singh against England. Can't argue with that.

Not so much an interesting way to die, more a despicable, humiliating and altogether horrific way to go, being pissed on by some pikey little sh*t who wants to get on youtube.