Anubis the Jackal

Dettori victorious and loses bookies £50m. And just how much did Mr Shanks lose. Still got a shirt on yer back?

She'd only need half, think of the savings she makes on shoe-polish.

Might be a snuff movie.

I don't know if this should go in the 'Claim to Fame' section or not, but I was once told to 'f**k Off' by Rod Hull. We were playing at a Charity Fun Day with him, at which he was neither fun nor particularly charitable as I recall. Hull was knocking back large scotches at noon which no doubt added to his less than personable demeanour and arguing with his agent on his mobile phone when I approached for a chat. The shortest chat I hace ever had in my life as it turned out.

More, rather than less I'd think. At least they remained on the same side for the duration, even if they came in late.

Having finally read the full story on the good Cardinal O'Brien, I am just as f*****g shocked as the Honourable Member for Fraserburgh. How dare that vicious sh*t bring Dunblane into the equation when talking about a womans right to choose what she does with her own body. Apologies for the intemperate language, but what a prize turd he must be to trample over the grief of a town like that.

I've listened to Willie Nelson's "Red Headed Stranger" this wet wet Sunday. Beats the unreleased 'Purple-Headed Strangler' any day.

You are most definitely wrong, Harry. Just give 'Tilt' one more go for me. I couldn't listen to it for 9 months after I first heard it, then it all seemed to make sense.You can't compare the contract-fulfilling, Emperors New Clothes of Metal Machine Music to the harrowing majesty of 'Farmer in the City' 'The Drift' however, I'm still not sure of. Good documentary though, despite being presented by Anal Botney and falling into the old trap of saying Scott didn't do anything of note between the failure of the self-penned Scott 4 and Nite Flights and losing the chronological narrative slightly when talking about his retreat to a monastery. Lovely meat-slapping I'm sure you'll agree.

You dig away, Arnold. It is a little strange not to hear the old fruit on R4, there must be something fairly major up.

He wasn't a particularly nice man, he once goosed my mum at a New Years eve party whilst they were playing a game which involved putting string down ladies' blouses and up mens' trousers. Now, it would be terribly remiss of me to suggest that your mother was possibly laying herself open to inappropriate sexual advances playing such a game. Was the string attached to spoons perchance? They are a vital part of the game round our parts, especially if frozen beforehand.

Admittedly, my form in deadpools isn't great, but I'm only two points behind you...

Mr / Ms. Dodgers, You are from Liverpool I believe. I think someone else may have mentioned that the citizens of that noble port may be somewhat egregious in their sanctimony at times.

And thus Dave surpasses himself...COngratulations!

Anyone know how the old fop is doing these days? (edit) From his Myspace... Marvellous

Maybe this could be a new lease of life for Bo? Expect songs like 'Bo Diddley is a Bed Blocker' or 'Bo Diddley is a Convalescent' any time soon. Total dude though, hope he recovers (with usual caveat of at least hanging on until next year.)

Read, in its' entirety, the most devastating anti-drugs book ever...

Definitely not potatoes

Correct me If i'm wrong, but I vaguely recall seeing a war memorial in Cork to the fallen of 1914-1921, including some who were killed in the war against the British that followed. I was, however, very drunk at the time.

Having watched the John Sweeney / Panorama doc last night, I fully expect a lawsuit heading my way within hours.

Scientology is a brain-washing cult, and all its celebrity supporters are dribbling, cretinous, gullible clagnuts. You mean kinda like that?

The voice of his generation scares the living bejaysus out of the next.... A hard rain's gonna fall, so Incey Wincey Spider is gonna have to climb up the spout again...

And here is where we put the Jeremy Beadle gag which ends with the punchline "...on the other hand, it's enormous!" By the way, whilst you are all polishing your pitchforks and warming up the barrel of tar, may I point out that I haven't the faintest idea who these people you are roping me in to lynch actually are. Guess I don't watch enough television...not a bad thing really.

Please give details. Don't ask Banshees to give details, you may well regret the results...just let him ramble on his way. Just some advice.

Bloody hell, the more I read about this woman, the more I dislike her. If the government ever need an effective anti-drugs campaign, they should forget their 'Heroin Screws You Up' or Zammo Maguire Just Saying No! Just print a picture of this...this...thing wearing a frigging snakeskin corset to her godson's sports day.Apparently her greatest claim to 'fame' other than looking like a dogs bum with a stupid hat on was that she 'discovered' Sophie Dahl. So she managed to fathom the fact that a good-looking blonde with ample bazoomas may be attractive? Hardly on a par with Rutherford, Crick or Einstein. Did anyone outside a small coterie of fashion journalists ever know this woman existed? A drugs overdose

A drugs overdose Astounding! from the obit... By christ, if her son wasn't traumatised by that...