Anubis the Jackal

Gah! Thanks CP. I'll be honest, it was a desperate attempt to create a google search result for 'gimp cradle'

Professor Hawking wants to go into space with the bearded twat, Richard Branson. I wonder if he'll take his 'Gimp Cradle' with him, or rely on zero gravity to support him.

Re: The MC It's often the most unlikely characters who have the most distinguished war record, for example Ronald Runcie, (ex archbish) and Robert Maxwell

Record number of complaints about Jade Goody being an ignorant bullying racist on 'Celebrity' Big Brother. In other news, 'Traces of Ursine faecal matter confirmed in forested area' and 'Man who went to bed with itchy bum woke up with smelly finger.'

So near, yet so far....is someone helping you with this?

Welcome A.C.D.U.... Unfortunately you've missed the deadline for this year, We mostly compete here (other deadpools are available, we take no responsibility etc....)

Did you check you still had your wallet afterwards?

It would have been real tricky to have a Deathlist running during Stalins purges. You'd have found that people put on the list in December would turn out never to have existed by June. I'm sure there would have been quibbling about the rules, from the likes of Comrade Romanov from Arkhangelsk, that we could only dream of.

Let's hope no-one had their mobile handy. That sounds grim.

Wasn't he the inspiration for Derek Smalls in Spinal Tap? (edit...my mistake, that was Steve Dawson from Saxon

'Wouldn't' or 'won't' Mr Raider? There's a whole world of difference there.

"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen." Ephesians 4:29 "For, Whoever would love life and see good days must keep his tongue from evil and his lips from deceitful speech." 1 Peter 3:10 "With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God's likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring? My brothers, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water." James 3:9-12 So f**k You Cocksucker.

Read the goddamned thread...Many of us have had the misfortune to hear his music but our problem is that we don't like it. Sounds like George Formby played through cheap amps to me.

Hate to point this out, but there is no hell... Or as Jean-Paul Satre said, "Hell is other Frenchmen" or summat.

To quote the Great Jerry Sadowitz

Let's all just relax and watch Patrick and his xylophone again

There's a full auction list here Along with the more obvious items (clothes, acrylic grand piano etc...) There's these Northfield 36" Vertical Band Saw Yale 5000 lbs LPG Forklift I can just see a crack-addled Whitney trundling around on her forklift prior to doing a spot of woodwork.[/size]

As the writer of the song, Dan Penn said... James Carr As did Linda Ronstadt. And *I* broke Sneaky Pete's death first, though admittedly it was unconfirmed at the time. So ner.

What? Is Una Stubbs ill?

Now that I like the sound of.

Pooka, a quick search for Mr Batey on Google will get you this. An infallible source, you must agree. So who is this charlatan Batey-esque impostor who is presiding over the purgatorial realm?

Damn! Sneaky Pete has snuck off. A splendid pedal steel player, and a nickname to die for. 'Dark End of the Street' tonight I think.

No details, thank you very much....