Anubis the Jackal

Man armed with knife arrested in Downing Street (insert Gordon Brown gag here...)

Shooting at Amish school I'm suprised it wasn't a student running amok with a slingshot, or maybe a cudgel.

Or indeed Varg Vikernes aka Count Grisnackh, although he's only really famous for burning churches and murdering ex-band members.

Star Crossed, remind me never to hire you as a lawyer. Surely the only logical response to Saddam's accusers would be for him to use the classic defence from Penhalligan Vs. Rex (1965) and state clearly 'Talking about yourself again?' followed by placing ones fingers in ones ears and saying 'La-La, can't hear you, La-La' over and over again.

I have been known to DJ occasionally and can assure you that 'Tropical Hot Dog Night' is a guaranteed floor splitter. Wheat from chaff and all that. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-dk48yvMY"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-dk48yvMY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-dk48yvMY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

The track was actually 'Gimme dat Harp, Boy' from Strictly Personal. As The Great Sage once said, "The clue's in the question."

There's a smutty remark to be made there by a lesser man than I. Join the DL Chat Lady CR and you will find out all about them, I think the masterclass on the 'Rampant Rabbit' was 3 weeks ago, the repeat can be seen this coming Sunday at 6.10p.m., coincides with 'Songs of Praise' . Honey, I know as much about them as I would ever need to know...but thanks for the tip...

Fantastic! My Great Grandfather would win arguments in pubs by removing his glass eye and claiming he lost his real eye fighting in the trenches. Ironically he actually lost it in a pub argument that turned nasty.

Nah, sources say (!) that Ms. Syms has just re-homed a Staffordshire Terrier from Battersea. She's in for the long haul with all the healthy walks that will entail.

So it was your mob! Our family have been waiting for an apology for over 200 years for the pain my great-great etc grandmother suffered.

Banshees. You are a misguided individual. Just who do you wish to launch your nuclear device at? Foreigners in general, or an foreign country in particular?

Read.

A very vicious and intellectual debate could be made out of this. Err, I'd imagine not.

Put it away, Banshees.

I'm very much afraid, my Atlantically-challenged chum, that were he to be caught, he would be subject to the rule of law, either national or international. This seems to be an error made by the majority of your country-folk in as far as torture is illegal under international convention. To overlook this established fact is to open oneself up to the regrettable backlash of the righteously indignant.

I liked this post Hmmm. Family perchance, Mr P?

And the first? It's that bloody Osiris again isn't it. Him with his bloody fertility gets all the ladies while I'm stuck with embalming. He's beating them off with the proverbial shitty stick and I'm elbow-deep in entrails.I ask you.

Speak fer yerself, I'm enjoying this discourse immensely.

Maybe a "Day of the Jackal" (ahem) style identity theft is in order? Get an old copy of The Stage and nick the name of an old actor/actress who died young. (I suggest Norah Baring in a sad attempt to make this relevant to Deathlist.) Add one wig, munch on a bullet and Bob's yer Uncle.

BBC LINK

Dead, Kawai Cockett. Send ashes up in rocket, Like Star Trek Scottie. Yeah, barely a quarter-rhyme on the last but anyone else care to do better?

British couple killed by pirates See, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. I particularly like the glowing tribute paid to the dead man by his lovers' father

A good question, Hacky. I recall a largish hole 'twixt two cubicles in the bogs at my local bus station . I always assumed this was one of the aforementioned 'Glory Holes'. Another could be found here

Is that a clever anagram, Guestie? ORGY FOAM CREME

More the product of a biologically-impossible and nightmare-inducing coupling between Fred Dibnah and Roy 'Chubby' Brown. He used to play the local theatre every year, but somehow I managed to avoid him.