Anubis the Jackal

Freddie's Dead, That's what I said

Guess he won't be having that cake then. Maybe someone left it out in the rain?

You may in fact be Richard Cant, son of Brian...

I think this may well be my favourite thing this week.

Rumour correct, I asked a tabloid hack at the time. I has to wash after talking to him, obviously.

A quantity rather than quality man then. He wouldn't like it here

In keeping with the reputation of the Thais being a polite people, the leaders of the coup have apologised How nice.

My thoughts exactly, DDT. Could you get your Father-in-law to post on here, as he's obviously far better at this death-prediction lark than you Phanty.

Could you provide chapter and verse Banshees old chum? Or is this yet more 'EndTime' bullshit?

Your pirate name is: Giles Blenkinsop You prefer a dry Martini to Rum, feel that standards in Gentlemens' haberdashery have declined somewhat over the last decade and spend your evenings oiling your favourite pipe-rack. You have pride in your shed and have written several strongly-worded letters to your local paper regarding spawning sites of newts. Are you sure that link is right?

Why wait until the greedy, worthless, miserable, cruel and ignorant parasite snuffs it?

Uh-oh, Culture on Deathlist...now where did I put Hermann Goerings' revolver?

Just to prove he's not specifically anti-Halibut, he's having a pop at the Jews now. (and the Pagans, I suppose) Come on Ratzi, You've let the Zoroastians off fairly lightly so far. Give 'em hell. And as for those Southcottians...

Anyone else want a laugh before I rip it to shreds...? Ah forget it. I'm off to shoot fish in a barrel instead.

I don't know about life expectancy, but they're statistically more likely to be kings in the land of the blind.

To be fair, it was Canadian Paul who suggested he may not be eligible, and he qualified that by stating that was a Canadian view. I think we're pretty much in accord that the greatest of the 'Golden Team' would walk the obits.

Not Thatcher, surely?

I notice she appeared as 'Old Lady' in a episode of The Chuckle Brothers, so in fact her career was dead long before she was.

F**k me, they're serious! What a bunch of hate-filled cock-suckers.

Alternatively you could sandpaper your own bell-end, which would be marginally less painful.

Say hello to the horse in the Chip Shop from me.

I think your time with the Landover Baptists is affecting you, Bou.

Should have had some better props. By the way, lovely song link in your signature, Tempus.

Let's hope no-one takes that out of context and tries to make a smutty comment. oh... ah.

Don't forget the twig recycled into a rude charcoal marker for The Guardian and a freshly-inked thumb for readers of The Star.