Anubis the Jackal

Please, for the love of God! NO!

I recall the end credits always used to feature the voiceover "William Gaunt is currently appearing in 'When Did You Last See Your Trousers' at the Lyric Theatre, London" Do they still do that sort of thing I wonder?

I wouldn't bother, the goblin did it.

Now that would be interesting...

Shouldn't this babble be in the Albert Hoffman thread?

Hello there.

My friends band are booked to support TotalShambles next week. I'll press him gently for some inside info.

When does Saddam Hussein have his dinner? When Tariq Aziz.

Maybe they're on the Doherty diet.

LOL ......... I thought for a moment you meant Brian Harvey of E17 fame ! .... untill I clicked on the link ! Yes, just one of iain's jokes. Just like that time someone Taylor died. He reported that in the Elizabeth Taylor thread as 'Taylor has died' or something...... Iain's Dead!

ahem.

A leetle beet obscure, non?

Thanks for clearing that up.

Tell me why that's not very surprising...

However, that 'joke' has been done to death now, I think.

Was he a barber or a hair fetishist?

I was deeply touched by your moving passage Mr. B.

Indeed, but I wouldn't boot them.

Mind you, some tips on how not to post the same thing twice into the same forum might help...

OOOH-OH THE OKEY-COKEY!

Or, in the future, Stephen Fry, Gay Byrne and Leslie Ash Not forgetting Quentin Crisp, or at a push, the golfer Tony Cracklin.

If you choose cremation, would that mean they'd have to take off the foil coffin for the last half-hour to allow browning?

HCW surfing the information superhighway there!

Or he's in grave danger, because he's a loony. Far-right Turkish nationalists, KGB and Bulgarian intelligence paying him to off the Pope. It's got all the makings of a piss-poor Tom Clancy book... Ah.

That's a bit corny, try to toe the line a little better in future.