Anubis the Jackal

Josco? Sorry ATJ, are you asking my opinion, or did you think I was in that picture. Bit of both, old chap.

Argos, 'It's just like a real shop, but for Pikeys.' I particularly like their reliance on a DHSS-style 'Take a ticket, take a seat, shut up' brand of customer service.

It's good to see you're checking the more august news sources, GR!

Mr Batey... Google 3rd place!

R.I.P Richard Pryor you will be missed...................................... ...Like a four-year old on a sugar rush...

One is a self-regarding throwback pursuing a job that long since ceased to matter or produce anything of value to anyone else, the other is a Scottish sheep farmer. I tip my hat to you, Sir.

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh,nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh... It's a good'un that.

'Rapture Ready' is indicative of this, Terry James – The "general" editor and cat lover (apparently) has put together and indicator of how close we all are to Armeggedon, when the Jews return to Israel and convert to Christianity and the 'Endtime' is upon us. Some say this is why Bush and his neo-Con allies are putting so much effort into finding a solution to the Israel-Palestine question, so as to hasten the coming of Armeggedon. Either way, the whole bunch of 'em are as mad as a barrel of badgers.

Josco?

Thanks Santa!!! HUZZAH!

I want a portable record player with a built-in whisky optic, mixer, jukebox-spec speaker and which lights up like a Gaumont Odeon Cinema....

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer? Mick says "Hey! You! Get off of ma cloud!" The farmer says " Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Death list don't care

Hello Guest We here at Deathlist.net try not to let emotion cloud our steely-eyed judgement on the comings and more pertinently the goings of the lucky 50 Deathlist members. Please bear in mind that she will only be included if there is a very good chance of her joining the choir eternal in 2006. However, on a personal level, I wish her a long and very painful demise throughout the year, ending ideally with her flatlining at about midday on the 31st December 2006 to bring up a record-breaking year.

...and England.

Lampreys, dear boy, Lampreys. As discussed at some length Here. Peaches! '1066 and all that' is not the most reliable source.

Which comes as a great relief to his neighbours, no doubt.

Lampreys, dear boy, Lampreys. As discussed at some length Here.

It suits you, although my favourite has to be 'Anubis the Jackie'. To be pedantic, it would have to be 'Anput'

Doesn't he live just down the road from you? Maybe you could...y'know...find out...OK, OK, I'm going now.

I was going to reply to Windsors' rant thus...Do you know of any instance where a local authority has actually banned any mention of Christmas, or are you simply following the tabloids (including of course The Mail and Express) in their scare-stories?

...and other meaningless cliches.

An expert biologist from the Natural History Museum passes a record shop and is suprised to see an LP in the window with a picture of wasps on the cover. He is a wasp specialist so he can't help himself, he goes in to enquire what the record is all about. The man in the shop says the LP consists of field recordings of rare species of wasps in the wild. Enthralled by this he asks to hear it. But after a few minutes of skipping through the grooves he turns to the shopkeeper and says that he is sure that the noises on the record are not wasps. The shopkeeper comes over and looks at the disk and says... "Oh yeah, sorry mate that's the B-side"

We have pictures...

It's usually pretty right since they cite their sources, but since even idiots such as myself can contribute to articles, I'd say take it with a grain of salt. Indeed; why only last week Wiki was showing that Sean Connery had turned up his toes.