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    Near Misses for 2005

    That must have made it hard for you to read the music.
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    Chad Varah

    Only the fun we'll have if he opts for euthanasia.
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    Chad Varah

    I though it said
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    Bordering On Necrophilia

    Maybe Peter O'Sullevan "AND THEY'RE OFF...bringing up the rear...first by a short head... etc."
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    Bordering On Necrophilia

    How long have you been a member then Mr. J?
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    Bordering On Necrophilia

    I think Richard Pryor would have given it a go, if nothing else.
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    Near Misses for 2005

    wilkipedia,.mainly A most unreliable source...
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    I'm in, subject to approval from the venerated MH and NAP.
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    Tookie Williams

    Nine...
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    The Remakable Banshees Scream

    I predict that Banshees will post something in the next day that will make me bang my head against the wall like a Romanian orphan. Don't let me down big guy!
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    The Remakable Banshees Scream

    Indeed so, what's it doing on Deathlist?
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    Hmm, possibility for the 'Died with their boots on' thread though? MWAH HA HA HAAAHHarraaaghhemmm!!!Cough! splutter! arrrgle!...thud!
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    Al Lewis

    I think you may have guessed correctly there.
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    Richard Pryor

    Pryor Contributes? Yeah! That's a surefire winner!
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    A small and non-scientific straw poll of my Hindu and Jewish friends seemed to show that they loved Christmas when they were kids, even though it was nothing to do with their religion. The mince pie can cut through any artificial cultural barrier. (oh...and 'Southerners' my arse)
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    It Was An Accident

    Lovely 'Oil-slick rainbow' about 7.50 this morning in North London, all yellows and golds. Last nights sunset was a bit apocalyptic though.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Having skimked through Mr Sweets' website, I notice with some alarm that he has turned his hand to painting. Readers who are easily offended may wish to avert their eyes, as he is to the world of art what Art Garfunkel is to poetry...
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Adrian Sweet! and some others The Borg Twins - all the way from Malta, identical twins Iggy & Tony, who wore numbers on their vests, so we could tell them apart. 'Crybaby' Jim Breaks - the nickname reflected his tendency to throw a tantrum. Catweazle - yep, he nicked his image from the TV series. Alan Kilby - a clean fighter but, in the ultimate gimmick, he was deaf. 'King Kong' Kirk - 'known all over Europe as the One-Man Riot Squad,' according to Kent Walton. Kung Fu - yep, he nicked his image from the TV series. Johnny Kwango - the king of the head-butt. Masambula - the African witchdoctor. 'Ironfist' Clive Myers - later a champion arm-wrestler. Kendo Nagasaki - the best of all the masked fighters, his specialist move was the Kamikaze Roll. Billy Two-Rivers - a Native American whose speciality, unsurprisingly, was the Tomahawk Chop.
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    Thirteen 13

    I took a gondola on Snagglepuss.
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    My Love Affair With Death

    Death List, the only alternative to Alchoholics Anonymous
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    Richard Pryor

    Maybe 'Richard's Pyre'
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    Tommy Cooper

    Or Ken Dodds' dad? Or Ken Dodds dads' dead dog?
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    Near Misses for 2005

    An interesting Quote from Ms. d'Abreu Are you listening Derby Dead Pool...
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    Gary Glitter

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    Animal Antics

    Squirrels bite Dog
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