Anubis the Jackal

Oh Please! Try to keep it above the equator...

Obviously you don't listen to Desmond Carrington and his ilk on Radio 2. I'll cough to the fact that my main interest in Mr Ros was his potential role in my DDP XX for 2006.

Tricky, seeing as it's an Edmundo Ros thread...

I've been praying for years, and it seems like God's finally got around to playing back his answerphone.

I met Ms. Wilcox once. Remarkably well-preserved.

Not so much famous, more like an annoying bluebottle buzzing round your room when you want to sleep. Don Ho...Now you're talking!

MAGGIE! MAGGIE! MAGGIE!

Tempus you are talking off the wall my friend. How could any judge be convinced? How? It's Tookie Williams the leader of A gang that commits tremendous crimes such as murder and it's countless how many murders he even made. I would give Tookie 2 tickets. [] - Ticket one saids life sentence [] - Ticket two says death. Justice Scream QC has passed judgement. I'm not quite sure what it means but....

Does anyone know if there is any truth in the legend that one of the Atomic B-29 crew members became so remorseful about his role in the raid that he hid in an Italian monastery for decades?

Longthorne memorabilia on Ebay A perfect Christmas gift for the Longthorne fanatic in your life.

That reminds me of the joke about Jeremy Beadle that ends with the punchline "...but on the other hand, it's massive"

At the end of the day, Brian, it's points in the bag what matters.

The two possibilities could be related.

'Crunk' A portmanteau word of 'crazy' and 'drunk' used to describe bass-heavy hip-hop music originating in the South-Eastern United States, described as the next-big-thing by witless style magazines for at least 2 years. Expect Madonna to appropriate it in about 2 years time.

I don't do polls, Mr. B. I was merely thinking that Mr. Williams could well qualify for reasons other than the 'Big Sizzle.'

From Trash Fiction A poem by Mary Wilson

Finally, the avatar we've all been waiting for...

That could have been "Waiting for Paedo."

The contents of Best's Liver.

She did, metaphorically speaking.

Arf arf. Presumably people are aware - re football - that Arthur Anderson, as in the very old scotsman, was there when the British and German troops played football at Christmas 1914. Arthur himself opted not to turn out. And naturally the Germans won on penalties.

With Sky involved, it'll be 9 o'clock on Wednesday night with a four-hour build-up by Andy Gray.

From the front pages of all the papers I saw today whilst walking the dog, I'd assumed he had died. How long must we put up with this cavalcade of tribute? P.S. Thanks for the Butchers shop gag Guest/'I didn't even have the salmo' I've already used it 3 times! (to the same person. She's getting quite bored now.)

Uh-oh, textspeak...You'll have the Deathlist Grand Committee for the Promotion of Correct English (DGCPCE) on your back before you know it.