Anubis the Jackal

Fetching or felching? Or indeed fletching? Could you please stop 'quoting' this picture. It makes me feel distinctly ill-at-ease.

Who? She's a decent type

I recall footage of Mr. Bennett playing in a 'charity' cricket match with some other '80's nonentities and the all-conquering West Indies team. He rather ill-advisedly tried to catch an enormous Viv Richards shot and ended up spitting teeth all over the grass. Made me laugh like a drain as I recall.

raider+Nov 16 2005, 02:12 PM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Nov 16 2005, 02:12 PM) Nottingham is not that rough, these days, is it? And if unjustice and violence will once again be sweeping through the rustic streets, I suppose a man with green thights and beret would come to the rescue! I wouldn't be so sure

I put this through Babelfish and got this Now I'm very confused.

Well Elspeth it leaves me to wonder... He trys telling everyone he is a troll? Perhaps he lives under a bridge and doesn't let people cross unless they solve his rittles? The Royal Forum members probobly wouldn't be allowed to pass regardless how many rittles they solve? What on earth is a rittle? The newly returned Mr. VileBody is the official keeper of the DL dictionary...what say you VB?

Your a woman. "I may not be a lady, But I'm all woman" Thus sayeth Lisa Stansfield

Does throwing molotov cocktails to the riot police count? You had a violin in that case, didn't you? regards, Hein Far stranger...

Oh Christ that's a good one...HA HA HA HA! Oh very good indeed, HEE HEE HEE! Oh...I think i've just done a poo, it's so funny.

Blimey, you've lived in some of the most violent trouble spots in the world. How did you survive living in Kent?

A fitting tribute. Don't forget to post here when it happens. Maybe your synapses will be so chemically altered and third eye so opened that you'll start posting sense.

I was wondering if any other Deathlisters at any time in their lives have acted in such a way as to have made them potentially liable to 90 days detention under the mooted anti-terrorism measures. Carrying a shotgun case down The Mall on the night before The Queens' recent jubilee was my last effort, although there have been others. I am a decent member of society Mr Farley, would you really want to see me clapped in irons for 3 months?

According to the news he had a massive heart attack at the weekend - so I couldn't have seen him in Sainsburys on Monday. It must have been the Monday before. You sound a bit like a doddery old woman DDT. Are you sure you're not going down with that thingy..you know... Rosa Parks...would you like a cup of tea dear?

Taking a lead from Hunter S. Thompson, his remains are going to be shot out of a Canon. I Leica the idea of that.

Did he have his 'Third Stroke?' Pat was a "she"! Have you never called the speaking clock? Ok, ok, I try to crack a gag and all I get is pedantic abuse... Man, woman, what's the difference. Yours, swinging both ways, ATJ

I think most of us were (violently sick that is, not 4 years old.)

1998 - Bryan MacLean, Rock & Roll singer & guitarist (LOVE), dies

Working on the Meat counter was he?

Did he have his 'Third Stroke?'

If Bliar hadn't gone to war in Iraq those 49 people would probably still be alive. Have they been shot at dawn then, a bit harsh from the Labour whips there.

Apart from the 'Liberal Nazi Sympathizers' among us...

Oops, I'm confusing myself... that's John Profumo. I blame a hectic schedule and low-grade narcotics

If you're the type of person who edits his scripts, everything begins to make sense.

Mr 'Innocent of Murder' Thorpe looked incredibly frail in the picture I saw in todays Metro. (bottom right Lord Healey, Tony Benn, Dame Betty Boothroyd and John Profumo joined Lady Thatcher at the service Some old favourites there...

I wonder what's the best & greenest way to recycle a corpse. Eat it?