Anubis the Jackal

So are you trying to hint that you are very accurate with your predictions? At the imortal level of Banshees Scream? Oh do stop quacking on so.

Not quite the funniest thing I've seen, but then again you didn't wake up with my missus...oh, this isn't the Bernard Manning thread, sorry.

Having scoured the interpipe high and low, I'd have to agree with the enigmatic Arnold. One for 2006!

Indeed so, where are you GR?

Hint. Get a antediluvian PC, Start downloading music on Limewire, Log on to Deathlist, Open at least 5 other web pages, Play the game. Result 176.91 seconds. I have my cocked hat ready, please place your scores therein to save me the bother knocking them.

From possibly the geekiest blog on the Interpipe... Shock Horror as Kate Moss damages mixing console. favourite quote...

Nope, I do actually want to see it. It has to be a candidate for 'Worst Waste of Lottery Funding to the British Film Council' Award. Although it may have some competition... 'Janice Beard 45wpm anyone? Thought not. So the link is Patsy Kensit, right? DWB I'd say yes.

Presumably so you can keep on avoiding it. Nope, I do actually want to see it. It has to be a candidate for 'Worst Waste of Lottery Funding to the British Film Council' Award. Although it may have some competition... 'Janice Beard 45wpm anyone? Thought not.

Oprah Winfrey becomes President as an interim measure pending a 'Pop Idol'-style reality TV special.

You are thinking of Harry S Truman So what does the 'W' in George W. Bush stand for....? (I set 'em up, you knock 'em in.)

It's OK BB, Mel Gibson will do the voice-over.

I've never seen the film but I'll be looking out for it now...Roger Daltrey as Rodney Marsh!

But do you remember agreeing to this when you signed up? In other words, only guests can use sweary words. Members have sworn not to. Shitcannons.

Taling of goats...

Spamming scrote-sucker. Gwaan, geddowdovvit!

Funnily enough, the same last words as Stuart Lubbock.

Does that mean I was right about it being Richard O'Sullivan. Do I get a prize? Yes, the full DVD collection of 'Man About the F'ing House' and 'Robin's bleedin' Nest'

I think that may be the first and indeed last time I see those words together. (admin...IP ban for the schizo please)

May be a perverse double-negative old bean, as in to hate the fact that a person is dead...or summat.

How-do Arnold? Been a while. Probably guaranteed an obit in the qualities, depite most of the population not having a clue who he is (and I include myself.)

Repent you sinners. Well worth exploring, especially their Amazon store!

I beleive the only casualties in that 'War' were Frau Gruber, 58 year-old Viennese lady who choked on a cream cake whilst cheering the arrival of the German stormtroopers and a couple of citizens of Salzburg (Helmut and Johann Gebertstageschenk) who were slightly injured by flying champagne corks.

I guess some countries must have kicked off a year early. Tsk, Tsk, over enthusiasm eh?

Best Elvis-related band name? Electrocuted Elvis. Saw them a few times.

Ah, but do you also indulge in illegal substances?