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    Elizabeth Taylor

    Leave deathlist????!!!! What on earth would you do instead? I could hazard a guess.
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    Pete Mccarthy

    Oh, if you say so millwall Go back and read this thread top to bottom...no-one has yet had a bad word to say about Mr McCarthy, even passing ranters and our most vicious resident misanthropes. I'll have a drink in his honour on the 6th even if you don't.
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    Beer

    The Perfect Dry Martini... Small amount of Vermouth in glass, swirled around and poured away. Add Gin.
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    Elizabeth Taylor

    And Here A source says.. Fair makes you reach for your breakfast, non?
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    Near Misses for 2005

    I trust he passed away peacefully.
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    Things to do while waiting for Death ... 2005

    I would like to make it quite clear that this person is not me. Lesbianism, Sarah Brightman, Dungeons and Dragons and Tea... You Rock, Bou!
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    Grave Robbers

    I dread to think what you ate...
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    MILESTONE! 701!
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    Alan Bennett

    Possibly the most well-known and well-loved monologuist of his generation. From 'Beyond The Fringe' the satirical review that changed the face of modern comedy to his hugely successful 'Talking Heads' which drew enormous TV audiences, despite their bleak subject matter. You'll be the Pete Doherty fan then...?
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    Pete Doherty

    That was partly my original intention. I thought of a pithy put-down to one of the Pete-defenders but then decided not to post it, rather to squirrel it away and use at a time when it would not go too far over heads.
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    Alan Bennett

    Lennie Bennet?
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    "afterlife"

    I prefer Scooby-Doo, me.
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    Albert Hofmann

    Thanks for that link Captain Oates. Albert Hofmann is one of my 2005 ddp picks , but from that picture, he definitely looked like he has a few years left in him. I now expect for him to live to his 100th birthday. Regards, ff Although that child looks as though it may have been dabbling in Dr. H's research lab.
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    The Remakable Banshees Scream

    If you can't prove empirically that these methods have a better track record, then what are you basing your evidence on. There's a reason why oil companies employ geologists to find crude oil, rather than Madame Jeanette's Holistic Dowsing Agency. regards, Hein What jumps out of the ground shouting "Bollocks?" Crude Oil. What jumps out of the ground shouting "Testicles?" Refined Oil.
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    Constant Changes In My Posts

    A bowl of diarrhoea with a garnish "Have you been to a Harvester before?"
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    Pete Doherty

    Just posting twice. By the way Oatesy, I've seen vegetarian haggis / haggises / haggi on sale before, so there's really no excuse. They probably taste about as good as they sound though.
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    Pete Doherty

    Just posting twice
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    Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Hurricanes, Mudslides

    Don't forget to tip us off if you see any famous texans whirling around like Dorothy in 'The Wizard of Oz.'
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    The Queen's Affair

    Absolutely. Meat tea weekends and high days.
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    The Queen's Affair

    Poppycock Sir, you're just indulging in gossip and tittle-tattle. Furthermore, you have also put me right off my tea.
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    Gerald Ford

    Okay I'm really getting sick of these "xxyyz death is iminent" type messages. Especially from an unregistered and unnamed guest. If you want your message to be taken seriously please include URLs/references to back up the decline of "xxyyz". Who's xxyyz? Don't know, but they've got some damned weird chromosones going on.
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    John Peel

    For want of anywhere better to put this... Mark E Smith of The Fall to read football scores!
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    Things to do while waiting for Death ... 2005

    Strangely Accurate Personality Test.
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    The Queen's Affair

    Not until now, but Norman St John Stevas has been stuck up the royal family's collective doo-dah since long before then.
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    Kay Walsh

    Is she by any chance in Brinsworth House ? Good God, I hope not...she died last year. Although I suppose having a few rotting cadavers around may hasten the demise of Messers O'Sullivan and Freeman.
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