Anubis the Jackal

raider+Sep 23 2005, 09:45 AM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Sep 23 2005, 09:45 AM) You're all sic bastards what deserv to di ov canceer. I thank you Sir.

raider+Sep 23 2005, 09:36 AM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Sep 23 2005, 09:36 AM) he's not that obscure, having been the ruling monarch of Luxembourg for 35 years, is he? Quick, hide this post before Earl Gloomy gets here! (He's the DL's foremost expert on obscure European royalty)

raider+Sep 23 2005, 09:01 AM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Sep 23 2005, 09:01 AM) She's no celebrity, sir. This being my maiden post as a registered user, I should practice modesty, but I've hung around long enough at Deathlist to know one might argue about this. I agree mrs Muhammad is of moderate fame, as is Brooke Astor herself. Having been married to some celebrity might not always suffice for a DL nomination, but as we're talking about a 108-years-old, you should be flexible (it's for a good cause). Surely as your first post, you should have accused us all of being sic bastards what deserv to di ov canceer?

Maybe you could wangle an invite to Thorpe Towers to check out his health first-hand. Mr Jackal, I see you describe yourself as a "Post-Twunt", whatever that might be. May I be permitted to ask how long ago you graduated from "Twunt" and if you were ever a "Pre-Twunt"? Some are born into twuntness, some achieve twuntness, I on the other hand had twuntness thrust upon me. It was an honour bestowed on me by the all-powerful admin team on being the first to 'clock' 1000 posts. I was, for one glorious moment, a 'Twunt' on reaching the 1000, and have now settled into contented bliss as a post-twunt.

Maybe you could wangle an invite to Thorpe Towers to check out his health first-hand.

I think he's probably made of sterner stuff. According to his ghosted autobiography, his blood would be toxic to most people.

IYG, your luck has finally turned!

You're being deliberately stupid now. A mass of them probably That's just bull you're trying to censer our new guest, there's pope for her yet though.

You're being deliberately stupid now.

I'm going to blame our own esteemed Grim Rita.

Don't build your hopes up too much.

I'd just like to re-post this little gem. An advanced case of Celebrity Tourettes, an affliction first noted by Dr Four Horsemen Here.

Now there's a band. Yat-Kha

Some time around the release of their debut single in my book. Well done on keeping post 1000 low key. That wasn't post 1000

I've voted for Tony Martin, just because no-one else will. I feel a bit sorry for him you know, the Pete Best of Deathlist 2005.

That's just sour grapes. *gets coat*

"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel!" (Bart Simpson)

Fascinating as this thread is, its' relevance to Deathlist is tenuous at best. I'm locking it. A Random Bill Hicks quote... Ted Bundy's on trial in Florida...the courtroom is filled with women, trying to meet him, give him love letters and wedding f*****g proposals...and I'm sorry to say the first thing I thought when I read that was 'And I'm not getting laid'...I guarantee Satan is gonna have no problems on this planet cause all the women will be like "Ooh, what a cute butt!"

A badge I will wear with pride.

I think it's about them exploding inside crematoria....apparently the Germans discovered the problem during the little-reported liquidation of the Polynesian Ghetto in Budapest in November 1943 Which of course leads to Pastor Niemoller's often mis-translated quote...

err... the police? I've had a few goes at reading this and it makes less and less sense each time.

I now want to be buried inside a giant coconut, or entombed in one and pushed out to sea to drift the currents and tides.

Isn't it strange. A thread lies dormant for months, festering away in the dusty corner of deathlists cellar, unloved and unused, then hey presto! a ranting guest leaves his / her 2d worth and all of a sudden it's at the top of the stack for all to read again. A completely self-defeating post, JD.

Maybe they misheard a plea for the abolition of the papal vow of celibacy... "Let me have a bit of how's-yer-father"

Yessss....Wellll....