Anubis the Jackal

Oh the irony...

Really? An "Internet troll", obviously you have to specifically say internet otherwise your members might get confused with the "live under a bridge/look like Bill Bailey" type troll. And give a link too, incase anyone's still confused. I particularly like the thread title..."New features, zero tolerance policy & more... " They're behaving in a very Stalinistic way for Royalists. Maybe they'll all off themselves and chuck their own bodies down a salt mine.

Trust me, trying to produce that extra .3 of a post each day is not easy. Kind of like trying to produce the .4 of 2.4 children? How's that done? 0.4 of a shag? regards, Hein Could be 1.4, MH.

OI! Stop that! (filthy beasts...mutter...mutter...wouldn't have happened in my day etc...)

Co-incedentally, so did I. Got to Page 200-odd of 'Gulag' and haven't even bothered with 'One Day' yet. I'm sure the mood will take me one drizzly Sunday afternoon in February.

Meaning this thread of course.

Welcome back, I expect to see Josco's little man expand greatly with your return.

May I compliment Gunjaman500 on his excellent avatar. If misanthropy was a fatal condition, Van the Man would be a shoo-in for 2006,2007,8,9,etc.

A hazelnut in every bite That's squirrel-sh*t

I'm approximately 5,000 years old.

A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!!!!

A once renowned, but now discredited zoologist.

Definitely looks like a sure bet for 2006 if he survives until then. People with lung cancer tend to die quickly, as it is generally very advanced by the time it is diagnosed. Doesn't Elton John have a 'Rugova' i.e. a hairstyle so bad, it looks like a comb-over even though it's actually a wig?

I have only two words: Tapir Felch Your go.

Oh my. It's been a few years since I last heard that Was that from Josco too?

MG it is strange trying to actually convince the DL members with your 101 year old grandmothers fame. She's your own faimly? Unless of course you refuse to speak with her. Just maybe she is going senile somewhere and you figure if she's dead she's better off. If that's the case i apologize. BS, do pipe down Old Boy. MG has provided us with some useful info, and all you can do is write unreadable nonsense.

Fidel offers to bail out Bush Chortle. Don't think that offer will be accepted somehow. Iran has also offered aid, which leaves just Libya and North Korea. Come on Gaddhaffi, come on Kim Jong-Il...it's payback time!

Take him away boys...

So who is Eleanor Aquitaine? Nice work whoever...

Ouch! Can you stand up yet, Anubis? Yes, but I may never play the 'cello again.

There have been unconfirmed intelligence reports of Al Qaeda-trained butterflies flapping their wings on the Iran-Afghanistan border.

Apparently, it's all the Gays' fault. Of course, there was me thinking it was a weather system and underfunded storm protection.

Thanks. I considered using this post as an anchor, but my reply came out rather, eh, explicit, so I used another one. PS: if someone wants to post URLs to that site, please use http://tinyurl.com/ to hide direct links. It may help hide our business just a tad longer. regards, Hein Mr H. That is a fine bit of infiltration. The Great Game is afoot, Kim

First verbal warning maybe?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Deathlist forms a circle around VileBody and The Hair clapping and chanting)