Anubis the Jackal

Art's been like Busted!

That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away. Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand Mr Boudicca? I can hear an Israeli heart shattering into tiny fragments from here.

And quite frequently emotional.

Fats Domino has vowed he is never going to leave New Orleans, he wouldnt even show up to the rock and roll hall of fame ceremony, i hope hes ok. By the looks of things he'll be 'Wading to New Orleans'

Welcome GV, You forgot the other thing in life that is certain, Taxes, according to Ben Franklin anyway Nothing is certain in this life except death and Texas.

Stupid Boy.

Max Roach, is an American drummer from the golden age of jazz in the 1950’s and 1960’s. Some of the more notable jazz artists that he performed with include Duke Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Thelonious Monk, Coleman Hawkins, Bud Powell and Miles Davis. At 81 and in frail health, combined with the effects of Alzheimer’s disease, he could be meeting his maker soon. 97

I'm going to the bog to strangle a carrot.

Josef Stalin - Famous Famous. Pol Pot - Famous Famous. Chairman Mao - Famous Famous. Mother Theresa - Famous Famous. Adolf Hitler - Famous Famous. Sharon Tate - Famous Famous (in death) Carole Landis - fairly unknown Che Guevara - Famous Famous. Andrew Cunanan - Nope. Evita Peron - Famous Famous. John F Kennedy - Famous Famous. Tiny Tim - Cult Famous Rudolph Valentino - Famous Famous. Elvis Presley - Famous Famous. Rasputin - Famous Famous. Lenny Bruce - Famous Famous. Marilyn Monroe - Famous Famous. John Dillinger - Famous Famous. Lindbergh Baby- Famous Famous (by association) Pennywise - Cult Famous. Benito Mussolini - Famous Famous. Abraham Lincoln - Famous Famous. Kurt Cobain - Famous Famous. Ted Bundy - Famous Famous. Jumbo - probably famous among pachyderms Hermann Goering - Famous Famous. Edgar Allan Poe - Famous Famous. Jesse James - Famous Famous. Malice Green - Nope Tupac Shakur - Famous Famous.

Josef Stalin Pol Pot Chairman Mao Mother Theresa Adolf Hitler Sharon Tate Carole Landis Che Guevara Andrew Cunanan Evita Peron John F Kennedy Tiny Tim Rudolph Valentino Elvis Presley Rasputin Lenny Bruce Marilyn Monroe John Dillinger Lindbergh Baby Pennywise Benito Mussolini Abraham Lincoln Kurt Cobain Ted Bundy Jumbo Hermann Goering Edgar Allan Poe Jesse James Malice Green Tupac Shakur OK, I'll grant you Malice Green,Andrew Cunanan, the Bass player from Pennywise, Carole Landis and the sodding elephant, but are you trying to tell us you've never heard of any of the rest?

A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?" The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there." The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?" And yes, this was nicked (and edited) from the previous link

Some quality religious jokes here along with pages of humourless analysis by chrstians... kind of missing the point. for example. is followed by

Yup, we're arrogant, but hey! We're going to stuff the Aussies in this test at least! (and yes, I'm prepared to have this one bite me on the arse if it rains for the next 3 days)

Like an oreo? The only difference is either side but the middle is all dark... Here's an example: While searching for a picture I came across this. regards, Hein Biscuits!

Quite so. Mr Fuggit, I believe you weren't here at the time of the passing of a certain E. Hughes. It was all hands to the pump, prepare to repel boarders.

dare I ask what was the question? You may dare, but no answer would there be.

I heard a nun say 'pissflaps' once. Strange but true. Ok, let's say we believe you...in what context exactly? At a birthday party after a few rum punches. It was the answer in a quiz...

I heard a nun say 'pissflaps' once. Strange but true.

interesting...

Is there poohsticks! They all turn in the end.

Which Cabinet? Labour or Tory?

Noel Coward, Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans (1943) Verse We must be kind And with an open mind We must endeavour to find A way - To let the Germans know that when the war is over They are not the ones who'll have to pay. We must be sweet And tactful and discreet And when they've suffered defeat We mustn't let Them feel upset Or ever get The feeling that we're cross with them or hate them, Our future policy must be to reinstate them. Refrain 1 Don't let's be beastly to the Germans When our victory is ultimately won, It was just those nasty Nazis who persuaded them to fight And their Beethoven and Bach are really far worse than their bite Let's be meek to them- And turn the other cheek to them And try to bring out their latent sense of fun. Let's give them full air parity And treat the rats with charity, But don't let's be beastly to the Hun. Verse 2 We must be just And win their love and trust And in addition we must Be wise And ask the conquered lands to join our hands to aid them. That would be a wonderful surprise. For many years- They've been in floods of tears Because the poor little dears Have been so wronged and only longed To cheat the world, Deplete the world And beat The world to blazes. This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises. Refrain 2 Don't let's be beastly to the Germans When we've definately got them on the run Let us treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend We might send them out some Bishops as a form of lease and lend, Let's be sweet to them And day by day repeat to them That 'sterilization' simply isn't done. Let's help the dirty swine again To occupy the Rhine again, But don't let's be beastly to the Hun. Refrain 3 Don't let's be beastly to the Germans When the age of peace and plenty has begun. We must send them steel and oil and coal and everything they need For their peaceable intentions can be always guaranteed. Let's employ with them a sort of 'strength through joy' with them, They're better than us at honest manly fun. Let's let them feel they're swell again and bomb us all to hell again, But don't let's be beastly to the Hun. Refrain 4 Don't let's be beastly to the Germans For you can't deprive a gangster of his gun Though they've been a little naughty to the Czechs and Poles and Dutch But I don't suppose those countries really minded very much Let's be free with them and share the B.B.C. with them. We mustn't prevent them basking in the sun. Let's soften their defeat again - and build their bloody fleet again, But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

Apparently it's being brought out of retirement.

After you then.

useful... That's because it's "breaking news" Couldn't they have left it to break a little more...Sorry Janeo, not meant as a dig at you.