Anubis the Jackal

Jesus Christ, Satan and Ian Paisley are all part of a mild hallucination brought on by a surfeit of lampreys. I hope this concludes the debate.

Sure, don't you remember his Euro-disco phase?

Good job she doesn't have Parkinsons. 86

Lovely site they've got there... I particlarly enjoyed the 'Photos section' where you can choose from Bryan, Kevin, Dave and 'Bass Player.' Obviously having trouble filling the Derek Smalls position.

Train your dog to fetch...

I don't particularly agree that the Pope is the Antichrist.

I' guessing you meant "What? I just saw him live in concert". You must be talking of another Townsend. Even if you had just come out a fifteen year coma, I doubt you would see this man on stage. Capt. Townsend was Equiry to King George VI (if my memory is correct) and fancy man to H.R.H the late Princess Margaret. I think he probably meant "Who? I just saw him live in concert" You see, Windsor...it was a joke.

I heard that rumour.

Oh my God - a talking dog! (Sorry, I've been holding that one back for ages.) Ah I see, Comedic timing but without the comedy. Like it.

I didn't know he was dead, an acquired taste was Mr Kirchin, but certainly worth the effort. obit.

Having survived the wrath of the teutonic masses after the deaths of Schmeling and Riefenstahl, we would be well equpped to deal with tedious nit-picking of the finer points of German history. I'd like to see her on myself.

While the rest of us will carry on about our every day business.

This has been somewhat hidden in your post and deserves more airtime. It is a site of sublime genius.

Care to elaborate? Maybe in the Bernard Manning Thread?

Iraqi Police Chief? Kazakhstani President? Pope? The job of Pope has 100% mortality rate - they always die in office My point in a nutshell.

I think Mr Dunn may have been mentioned once or twice before...?

Iraqi Police Chief? Kazakhstani President? Pope?

Swearing is big and clever

And from the same site... 05/10/2005: Ex-boyfriend Charged With Attempted Murder According to WSMV-TV, A former boyfriend of country singer Mindy McCready has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly breaking into her Nashville home and beating her. William McKnight also was charged with especially aggravated burglary after his arrest by a SWAT team member. He is being held in lieu of $130,000 bond. Channel 4 News has learned McCready was beaten and choked unconscious, then was released after treatment at a hospital.

According to THIS, there's a gap in the market for a McReady insult site....

My coy turnip fart.

And of course, we have to tell you to do it first... Cable the head twat! What! The elect? A bad.

He's a bit out of date though, here's the new club crest after the Malcom Glazer takeover...

Ooh, a negative Me Too! regards, Hein I would.

Maybe he's just got a more interesting job or perhaps Mrs Josco has intervened and Deathlist has gone the way of the cowboy boots . HEY!? I still wear my cowboy boots, and hat, too, thank you very much. To quote the philosopher Friedman (Kinky) Only two sorts of people wear cowboy hats, cowboys and assholes.