Anubis the Jackal

Speaking of excessive dieting isn't Lindsey Lohan looking awful thin these days.... http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayL...516_300x298.jpg Haven't a clue who she is, but she looks terrible.

He's given his fat some battering as well, being the biological father of Melissa Etheridges' turkey-baster child. You'd have thought that, given the choice of about 70% of the male population of the planet, Ms. Etheridge would have chosen not to have her child grow up to look like this...

My beer weekend ran thus, Friday, Guinness Saturday, Budvar, Sunday, some weak French tosh (hot afternoon) I'd have to admit a weakness for the fine products of the Woodfordes Brewery. Worth a shot.

I have never seen this lady before. Judging by her avatar, I think I may have.

Thank you, thank you...I'm here all week folks, don't forget to tip the pianist on the way out...

more tumbleweeds...a dog howls in the distance

Can't be a Scot then. As every cheap music-hall comedian knew, with the Scots there's nothing worn under the kilt.

"We accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble--we accept her--one of us--gobble, gobble... " Freaks 1932 Tod Browning

Hopefully not before the staff at his record label have had a chance to put a large amount of money on Bohemian Rhapsody being Christmas Number One in the charts. As of course happened when Freddie carked it.

After American-Italian poet Dean Martin, I'd say... "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. "

Harry Gold British Jazzer and band leader 98 years old...definately worth a shout. Would get broadsheet obits. I'm sure.

Hovis Presley... Brown Bread.

I recall the headline in The Onion... Lou Gehrig Has Lou Gehrig's Disease; "With My Name, I Figured It Was Only a Matter of Time," Says Yankee First Baseman

Childrens Entertainer?

You are Josco, and I claim my five pounds...

You know when you've been Tonga'd

No, no. No-no, no-no. no-no, no-no, no-no there's no limits

To quote Guesty from another thread... "My ultimate fear is not that he'll be found "Innocent"/"Guilty as Hell", but that in true Private Eye style he'll be found to be "Famous" and get off scott free again. " Sums it up nicely.

I beg to differ

Hopefully this is a poor attempt at humour, rather than a total noodle-brain confusing the words 'wolf man' with 'wolves man' God I really hope so.

What would you prefer... One woman, twelve nipples?

Ha Ha Ha... err... don't get it

Struck down by the old traditional Daily Mail readers curse then?

Even Nick Fowl-do? (tumbleweeds blow by)

Beating a chicken perhaps?