Anubis the Jackal

Hardly an English aristocrat, more like an all time comedy hero, who happens to have been one of the last hereditry peers to sit in the House of Lords. '...it's called "Lick my Love Pump"'

Mugabe not dead Interesting that the report mentions him 'scoffing at rumours' but is only reported second hand. No actual word from the big fella.

Ah bugger...not so funny when it goes on to a new page. (Or even when it doesn't, come to that.)

Is she dead?

The Vultures are a'circlin' Family feud over Zsa Zsa Gabor's will

You answered your own question in your first two words. He's a car crash you just can't help looking at (although I never look at car crashes myself...far too squeamish)

Ease off on the doggrel, poetic types. The fellas still alive, he just doesn't want to play in Pink Floyd and to be fair, who could blame him?

Keeping very well apparently, and I don't mean in the 'preserved in formaldehyde' sense. According to This he 'is a French actor, known chiefly for his suave manner and good looks' which is so close to a description of my good self I could hardly beleive it...apart from the bit bout him being French...oh and a couple of other minor details here and there. Of course he was a member of the French Resistance, as were 99% of Frenchmen in 1946.

Not you Ms. H Someone else...

Did he finish placed?

But who would announce his death?

Indeed, Ian Stewart who was too ugly for the Stones' image, and had to play off-stage behind a curtain.

Quite liked his albums meself, Somebody buy me a drink must be the favourite.

Or simply deleted?

Severe trivia overload!

Got some spare boils kicking around somewhere...

Golly gosh, how controversial. Why is it always the Moors murderers that seem to attract the 'look at me mummy' crowd?

I went to Matlock (the Derbyshire town) once So did I... and all I could think of after I left was 'There's a day I'm not going to get back.'

Have you ever heard of Clive Dunn?

Huh? So you just breeze on in, post a load of baffling nonsense about one of the most hideous chapters in history and then call us sick?

Not a Smart move.

Correction: You are A God. There have been many, they die too.

Unless it's referring to the Joey Bishop, head of water rates in the Borough of Lewisham 1965-72 along with Frank 'The Chairman of the Refuse Collection and Civic Amenities Board' Sinatra, Dean 'The Local Highways Inspectorate Ombudsman' Martin and Sammy 'Mr Minutes from the Last Meeting' Davis Jr.

I think you're getting confused. Ladybirds eat aphids. Ants 'milk' aphids. I was merely confusing species for less than overwhelming comic effect.

Or will millions of aphids go un-milked?