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    Les Paul

    I'm ever so glad. I bealive too. More's the point, so be Les Paul.
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    Things to do while waiting for Death ... 2005

    Nova Roma An independent sovereign nation apparently, with it's own flag, though sadly still lacking a national anthem. And the Freaks what run it. time for bed Anubis, you've had a long day
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    General Pinochet

    Reuters "Earlier a family friend told Reuters the stroke was serious, but Pinochet Foundation director Luis Cortes said outside the hospital that Pinochet was conscious and not in critical condition. " I've never been truly happy when a deathlister pops off, "momento mori" and all that; but there's always a first time.
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    Titanic Survivors

    Chicken bones predominate, with a faint tang of wee underneath... Not unlike the products of Mr Gallo
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    Titanic Survivors

    An old lady named Dolly Knowles used to live in the same nursing home as my late Grandmother. When I used to visit, she had a framed picture on a sideboard of a handsome sailor in a RMS Titanic cap. I have no idea if he was a brother, lover or just a complete stranger whose picture she liked the look of. I never got round to asking her before she died as I was just a slip of a lad and her room smelled too much of wee and boiling chicken bones to hang around too long.
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    Gerald Ford

    For all our sakes, I hope either he or Lady-Bird Johnson pop off soon, the number of posts (if not actual posters) on these two far outweigh their relevance to the list. LBJ isn't even on the list godammit.
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    Pete Doherty

    Definately Notnotapotato.
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    Gerald Ford

    Tern it in you lot, you're making tits of yourselves, prize boobies in fact. Not that I'm bittern or anything.
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    Jeremy Beadle

    Suddenly I feel distinctly unwell.
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    Al Molinaro

    Same here.
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    Near Misses for 2005

    Eddie Barclay Record Label boss and one-time editor of French Jazz-Mags.
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    A Most Guilty Pleasure

    Not at all, merely a newcomer introducing themselves without all that 'Hi every1, im a noob' crapola. Welcome aboard the good ship Deathlist, Deathlister.
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    Meinhardt Raabe

    Not to be confused with OZZFEST Or maybe he's doing a short 'best of' set between Mastodon and As I Lay Dying on the second stage.
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    Ernest Gallo

    Merely researching the world of fortified wine... Mmm Buckfast.
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    Ernest Gallo

    Interestingly, the Gallo company are also responsible for the legendary rot-gut Thunderbird Wine. This from www.bumwine.com "The history of Thunderbird is as interesting as the drunken effects the one experiences from the wine. When Prohibition ended, Ernest Gallo and his brothers Julio and Joe wanted to corner the young wine market. Earnest wanted the company to become "the Campbell Soup company of the wine industry" so he started selling Thunderbird in the ghettos around the country. Their radio adds featured a song that sang, "What's the word? / Thunderbird / How's it sold? / Good and cold / What's the jive? / Bird's alive / What's the price? / Thirty twice." It is said that Ernest once drove through a tough, inner city neighborhood and pulled over when he saw a bum. When Gallo rolled down his window and called out, "What's the word?" the immediate answer from the bum was, "Thunderbird."
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    Adam Ant

    A bit of a 'Goody Two Shoes' you say?
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    Fidel Castro

    I hate to break this to you, but they aren't the same at all. Close, but no Havana.
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    Pete Doherty

    And Ultimate Kaos...and...err...Dumpy's Rusty Nuts?
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    Near Misses for 2005

    Could we have a seperate thread for dead drummers? Pierre Moerlen from Gong.
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    What happened to OMJ/Terminator

    You make me want to vomit and then wipe your face in my vomit, you Argie/frog/kraut git!!! Happy now?
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    Gerald Ford

    But not many would claim to be DLT
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    THE UK GENERAL ELECTION

    I'll kind of miss the 'rank and file' voting in yet another foaming right-winger, despite the best efforts of the Party structure to get an electable candidate. No more IDS-style losers...
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    respect

    Wait until the fifth of November, or try the British Legion. Why the fifth? Are they all going to be burned on a large bonfire, or turned into fleshy roman candles?
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    Jeremy Beadle

    But obviously not with your withered claw.
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    Jeremy Beadle

    Beadle has a deep obsession with the Jack the Ripper Murders and has privately paid for quite a few books on the subject to be published (according to one of my ex-sources.) Interesting as the Ripper has been proven to be left-handed, and the Beadle has a deformed right hand. Mere coincidence, or maybe not!
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