Anubis the Jackal

The Genius of Dan Quayle... It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. -- Vice President Dan Quayle I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/15/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92, The New Yorker, 10/10/88, p.102) This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States! -- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/2/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is `to be prepared'. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) A Grade A, copper-bottomed, fat steaming mess of a twunt.

Mr Citzen, if indeed that is your real name, this dunce of a man was once a single pretzel away from becoming the most powerful politician on the planet. See this link for more of his supreme ignorance. he's a twunt and I'm sticking to it.

I believe many prominent Americans prefer that spelling. I assure you, Notapotato is no lady. Actually in 1992, the ex American Vice President, Dan Quayle made a major gaffe regarding the spelling of potato. He was visiting an elementary school and asked a Trenton, sixth grader to spell potato. The boy correctly spelled it, but Mr. Quayle tried to correct him by insisting that it was spelt “potatoe” This incident still follows Mr Quayle, even though it happened 15 years ago. 1992: Dan Quayle and the ‘potatoe’ kid And so it should, the pig-ignorant twunt.

Allegedly, he's been 'on her diet plan' for a while, that's why he's so messed up.

they practise it, but they never quite get it right.

Of course! with Scotsmen, there's nothing worn under the kilt. Hwagh Hwagh Hwagh. (Carry On Up The Khyber I believe)

There was no picture there. I can do faces, not too good with names. According to IMDB... 'He was a farmer and rodeo rider who, after gaining weight, became a blacksmith... ' So, he was a fat man with a hammer. like this?

Tough life for a woman, no wonder she died, she was over 200 years old.

It's like one of those 'Magic Eye' pictures from a few years back. Stare long enough and some dolphins will appear.

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I don't think she was that old --1,916?-- Never! She looked a lot younger than that, Weatherman. You're just trying to be nasty at the old darling's expense. Well, you should be ashamed of yourself young man. dummy he meant the year she was born. now u need to be ashamed of yourself for being soooooooooooo dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH! YOU DUMBO!!!! DUMBO! DUMBO! DUMBO!

Not so it seems

Apparently they don't have humour either Ah, where would we be without a sense of humour...? Oh yes... Germany. © Willie Rushton.

Tee Hee, or rather the actor Julius Harris died last October...as reported on your favourite source for death news... Deathlist.net

Blimey, who'd have thunk it... Patrick and Rudolf Moshammer outed on the same day!!!

Mr Paul designed the Les Paul model produced by Gibson, apparently well before Leo Fender started selling his first solid-bodied electric guitars. He also invented many other musical innovations such as the multi-track recorder. He originally built this model of guitar himself, before Gibson manufactured it comercially. Therefore, Mr Paul is unarguably a guitar builder. For a brief over-view of his illustrious career try here or here "When I introduce myself to people, they are always surprised to learn that I'm not a guitar and I'm not dead!". Les Paul.

Derek Griffiths, well thats another story. heads and tails

Try 'not famous in the slightest.'

Absolutely, better go now, there's someone knocking at my tradesmans entrance with a brown hat on.

Homosexual? Really? Well i never.

Let's hope so. Painfully unfunny.

I heard when Paul Mcartney proposed to his lovely wife he went down on one knee...

Paul McCarney dead? I think not.... I believe the post is referring to the infamous 'Paul is Dead' rumours/conspiracy that was around in the late 60's what else could explain the 'Frog Chorus"

Indeed, and how dare nearly every quality newspaper have a page "glorifying the deaths of famous people" on a daily basis? Breathe, relax, and click the "BACK" key on your browser. It's not rocket science.

I've got the image in my head of a zombie Gary Cooper waiting for the clock to strike in a dusty main street.