Anubis the Jackal

Wasn't he a wide reciever? Or a tight end?

Ahem.. ...unless you count this post by my good self... ...ahem Smartarse

Pol Pot didn't do too badly.

Incidentally, Tontine Street was on TV last night. BBC1 'Drunk and Dangerous' - A look at pikey piss-heads. Not pleasant.

I grew up in a shithole town where all the sleazy 'niteclubs' were on a road called 'Tontine Street' Come Saturday night when the squaddies were out on the lash, it certainly seemed like a case of last man left alive gets a donner kebab.

Too f*cking right I was, A*secandle.

Blimey, bit of a delayed reaction there.

Oh P*ss off you tw*t.

LANCE PERCIVAL 72 Years old FENELLA FIELDING 74 (if you beleive her IMDB entry)

To continue (and hopefully finish) this digression into trombones and sex, this chap has the funniest name in music if you know your rhyming slang. Slide Hampton except maybe Bent Persson

Ooh La La! File under 'Err..perhaps not' I'd say. Maybe he died 'Tromboning' then. Or of course he may have been the Trombonee (if you really want to know what 'tromboning' is)

Mr Miller Famously died when his plane crashed or was accidentally shot down over the English Channel in the Second World War.

Try here

I THANK YOU! NEXT!!

That sounds totally filthy.

like this.

So you wouldn't want this thread continually being bumped to the top then?

That was the cure, the cause was, ahem... 'overdoing' it apparently.

A collapsed lung isn't that life-threatening, had one myself and all it takes is a whacking great needle into the lung cavity... (slumps onto desk)

End the Beguine

Good point, if someone were to die at the end of one year but their death is not announced until the beginning of the next, whats the Deathlist Position? Stewards Enquiry? Were Mr. C.Clarke to have perished in the awful disaster on Boxing Day, but due to a total breakdown in communications in Sri Lanka news of his passing is delayed until New Year, would DL score?

Impeccable timing from the man, as ever.

He eees eeen

Oh, I thought he was talking about DI Regan from 'The Sweeney'

Interestingly enough, Sidney Wood won the only 'walkover' Wimbledon final in 1931 when opponent Frank X. Shields turned over his ankle. Wonder what the X. stood for? Xylophone? Xenon?