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  1. Deathray

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Have a rave on your own using spotify with no drugs or alcohol in your bedroom and dance like a nutter to go a long with it. Some times I know I need to get out more!
  2. Does the £3 deal not tempt you to join and vote for him? No. "Real life reasons". I am looking forward to Kendall finishing in a miserable 4th place though. Foreigner? Member of the BNP or summit? By my reckoning if enough of Corbyn's supporters put Kendall second they could prevent Burnham or Cooper winning?
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    Name On A Coke Bottle

    He's clearly got enough to share it himself, he had a fiver left over...
  4. Does the £3 deal not tempt you to join and vote for him?
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    Predict Your Own Death.....

    Approaching 49 but thanks to good genetics and a decent face cream I look about 34-36. I have a favourite mirror like that, too. I have a different problem with the mirror. It shows a rapidly greying slightly tubby 45 year old when I am certain that I am a healthy slim raven haired 26 year old. I was when my daughter was born. there's still a ton of things you can still do at 45 that you can do at 26 And so much more that one can't Like what?
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    The Weather

    Might as well be fucking October.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Not forgetting regular appearances as next-door neighbour Mary in The Royle Family. Doreen Keogh's Wiki entry is only four lines long but I have a feeling she is the sort of person who should get an Obit and possibly the introduction to an article about the early cast of Coronation Street. They did a Grange Hill Where are they now? when Terry-Sue Patt died Hopefully her death would inspire a re-run of some of the really early corrie episodes.
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    A Joke

    My friend does car porn on long winding country roads, it's push-pull all the way.
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    Predict Your Own Death.....

    out of interest how old are you?
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    Fort William Football Club

    Predicting now a full season losing streak
  11. Hopefully this'll be a launchpad for more direct action. I don't even smoke weed and I want it legalised. I've often wondered if I were to write petition to ban smoking of anything (cigs, weed, banana skins) would raise more signatures than those wanting cans of bis legalised. Does smoking banana skims actually work?
  12. Hopefully this'll be a launchpad for more direct action. I don't even smoke weed and I want it legalised.
  13. He disagrees with reducing the deficit at any cost, in the UK at the minute - due to press bias and fabrication - that makes him Stalin's successor. On a much cooler note - if you need any proof that weed makes you lazy - there's an estimated 3 million people who smoke weed in the uk yet only 1 in 30 of them have bothered to sign the petition to legalise it despite it being up nearly a week.
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    Death List Convention

    North of york and i might consider it
  15. Corbyn could actually win
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    Report to the shareholders

    12 Years on and still no closer to finding a numbercrunching slave
  17. Jeezus, the standards gone way down in here. And Zorders - you were a cunt you're now a despicable wreck of a human being.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    You must be one of the only person not to watch it yet... Been watching a lot of Spooks recently.
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    Oldest People You Know

    what is your line of work? (remember im a newbie!! im sure youve probably mentioned it many times lol) Porn, but, you know, specialist taste! I came across a 109 year dead guy, comprende? Social worker, cleaner for a nursing home, carer, copper, ambulance driver, hospital porter, shopkeeper, roadsweep, secret service, vicar, army, pub owner, journalist, radio presenter, bereavement councillor, insurance clerk, bank teller, robber, drug dealer, politician, flight attendant, nightclub owner, fireman, grave allocator, cemetery worker, funeral director, meals on wheels, gym instructor, pilot, taxi driver, film producer?
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    The Weather

    Had a pretty amazing thunderstorm - that lightening - earlier on today.
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    That does seem like a really good value festival looking at the line up. Maybe next year.
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    By-Election Bingo

    I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this - (C+p from the entries you've recieved and go wall of text - won't be much longer than the Hare's one). The spreadsheet'll come in handy for tracking though. Pain in the arse and waste of free time but the other options share the initial spreadsheet - which'll be a fecking nightmare to understand. Nicholas Soames was on telly earlier, didn't look like he was go on anywhere in the next five years on two counts. Relic of a bygone era or what - he looks like a cross between Eric Pickles, Alf Roberts and the fat controller.
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    By-Election Bingo

    Oh shit. It appears some people actually took this seriously. There go my chances.
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    Oldest People You Know

    the disease is pneumoniaPneumonia? o_0 Seems rather impossible... they never used that term to describe it... Could have been pulmonary oedema. In terms of oldest people I know - they're a good few decades younger than anybody else mentioned so far in this thread.
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    The Deathlist Gets Franchised

    This is nowhere near as good as the super mario smash brothers/derby dead pool wiki from a while back.
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