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Deathray last won the day on January 27

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About Deathray

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    How the Feck am I not perma-banned?
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  1. When was the last time you saw a cat leading a blind man down the road? Thought not. Fuck off. Dogs are more intelligent and caring animals than cats. And many of those dogs are not listed above.
  2. Deathray

    The 2019 Deathlist Cup

    To be fair, at least you've actually had hits. @theoldlady and @Boudicca seemed to have been held up in the tunnel by an act of God. Or at the wrong stadium...
  3. Deathray

    St. Patrick's Day

    Your a waste of space as mod and yes you do do fuck all. Just ban the cunt, you cunt. Her? Swear Bou's a las?
  4. Deathray

    St. Patrick's Day

    Why isn't @Sir Creep banned yet. Get on it Bou.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    With the greatest respect to @Rotten Ali he hasn't logged in since the 16th January, the period of respecting his right to tally up the scores may well have been stretched at this point at 2 months, I know there was a few hankering to do this so over to you guys...
  6. Deathray

    The 2019 Deathlist Cup

    He just needs to Pray.
  7. Started watching some really weird stuff like Barbie Girl to fuck up his suggestions.
  8. Deathray

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Wait, we're not accepting the only deal on the table. But we're not leaving without a deal either? So what the fuck are we doing? Back to the electorate?
  9. Deathray

    The 2019 Deathlist Cup

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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    You really are an objectionable cunt you know that? I was already working on the update before you fucking stuck your big fat arsehole oar in without even the modicum of human decency of a "do you mind if I do? Or are things okay, you haven't updated the Hare's in a while?" PM. As I said in my rants above, I've no objection to other people updating deadpool's in a while, but altering the scoring rules and claiming that I have things under control purely because I've been embarrassed for negligence, when I was already working on the update before you shoved your great big fucking oar in, is the height of self-aggrandising ego maniacal lunacy. You really are a sad case. You know that. Or the cynic in me reckons that maybe you realised that actually updating this pool is quite a bit of work in your attempt to try and look like some kind of saviour of the dead pool; that has utterly back-fired.
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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    Oh and for whoever wants to update the game (set to anyone can edit, so please don't be childish dicks): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BZYOJjTrddZ-RPOSSTdL8jOcqpCkhdsVo_sS7RZ6Wls/edit?usp=sharing
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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    I wasn't making excuses and that in particular is the least of my problems at the minute - I think you missed the point where I said I was already working; why would i leave my job to fuck off to buttfucknowhere? Yes if I could care about the dead pool I could probably have done and update by now. I'm not denying that, but pissing people off on this site really is the least of my worries at the minute, and i do think some people on here (not you) do forget that this site is a hobby and get far too involved in it, and far too annoyed when things aren't going how they want them to with it. We're all real people, none of us are spending are entire lives on the forum, there's other things to consider - that was my point. But that's the bottom line, I can't care about anything least of all this fucking site, and it's shite deadpools and moaning cunts. So if @Sir Creep wants to take over the mantle and run this properly, then fair play to him. I'm taking an extended break from the forum because I'm beyond sick of the argumentative nature and pettiness of some posters (charon, Mad Hatter etc) and the pettiness and rudeness of others (Sir Creep). I only ever seem to come on here to argue with people now, which really isn't a sign that this shithole is providing any enjoyment or I'm coming here for any reason other than habit so so long motherfuckers.
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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    It's takes a couple of minutes to right a few paragraphs. It takes an entire fucking day to do an accurate update of the pool. So yeah maybe I have the will to spend a few minutes churning out shite. I've spent the last few days updating the masterlist as and when I can (bearing in mind I've also been working and looking for work; I'm not at uni), I think that's the bit you and Sir Creep aren't getting because he didn't have the common courtesy to PM me and ask if it was okay for him to update the thread I've wasted hours of my own time attempting to compile the masterlist. And maybe i don't have the burning inclination to do it. I don't have the burning inclination to do anything at the minute. But the point stands I was compiling the masterlist at the point that SC posted that update - so at the very least out of respect for my time he could have PMed me and asked for permission. And yes I do understand where you come from with the "time to argue, time to update" argument but so fucking what? Perhaps I derive more pleasure from calling out people's utter cuntery at the minute and the fact many people on this forum appear to have nothing else going on in their life, nothing else to worry about and no real thought of kindness towards other people in their lives or respect for eachother than I do from deadpooling anymore, which is increasingly looking like the last bastion of sad cases and wankers and increasingly to me seemingly like quite a pathetic hobby. Can you really derive enjoyment from picking someone like Jordan Dawes for your fucking deadpool team? Knowing the shit that her family are going through; does it really give you satisfaction to see that she's worth 59 points in a pool that is entirely formulated on luck. At least some pools require some form of skill, this is just luck of the draw as to when people die that counts. And to be frank it's not even remotely exciting for anybody until December anyway, so I don't see the issue with a lack of update in February. It's like moaning if the marathon doesn't put up time splits in the first mile, but even then the time splits would be far more use than this. And as an aside (thanks to msc for pointing this out) nobody has totted up the 2018 Hartleypool scores - among dozens of people who could do it - because RA has said he wants to do it. If there's a host for a pool who wants to run the pool - they should be given the opportunity to do so - and if someone else wants to take it over it's only bloody fair they consult the person to do it. And yes by all means feel free to post utter pish, you can post paragraphs but you can't update the post again, because frankly I'm getting beyond giving a fuck.
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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    There's a huge difference in time commitment between posting shite on threads here and there and running a deadpool. If you actually look at my posting over the past month or so you'll notice until the past few days (when I've been on the forum more because i've been trying to do the Hares update; so had it open anyway) it was far less frequent than my normal almost daily posting habits for good reasons. For someone to then come and declare the pool I've been spending the last few days attempt to bring up to speed dead, post an update without consulting me and not even recognise the rudeness of doing so is pretty damn insulting to be frank. I think it's ridiculous to think that someone having a few spare minutes here and there to post one-liners equals the same as them having an entire day or two spare to google names of team members and collate death dates. Should people who run deadpools really have to stop posting on the forum entirely just because they don't have enough time to update the deadpool? That seems a bit of an unfair expectation to make? People on this forum really do seem to forgot that the people who run these pools do so with their own free time, for no reward and for no reason other than wanting to provide enjoyment to other people at times.

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