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  1. With Gorbachev clearly close to death http://www.independe...l-30653777.html it wil be interesting to see if Putin gives him a state funeral and if so what world leaders would attend ?!

     

    I'm guessing Putin would probably consider him a traitor for dissolving the empire all those years ago, and therefore he won't get one. Would you honor your dad if his greatest legacy was giving away the family allotment and you had to traipse over there with a rusty sabre you found in the loft and threaten Jill and Bill to give it back or else?

     

    Interesting reading of the situation, I'd have rather though Putin would be indebted to Gorbachev for opening up Russia to sham democracy crony capitalism and would ensure he at least had a full state funeral.

     

    To be fair, a lot of the people you'd expect to be at Gorbachev's funeral are dead - Thatcher, Reagan etc.


  2. Not sure that I've heard the term connected yet but hey, this is not just a war on Ebola but WW3, more particularly the Third World War.

     

    WW1 or WWI was 1914 to 1918 - about 4 years

    WW2 or WWII was 1939 to 1946 - about 6 years

     

    I predict that that this will take about 8 years to either kill everyone or for us to irradicate this wave.

     

    WW3 or WWIII - 2014 to 2021

     

    Planers, Politicians and Pundits prove me wrong.

     

    World Wars require a human enemy, otherwise the AIDS epidemic could have probably been considered WW3. Unless your suggesting Ebola has been let loose by a human deliberately?


  3. As if to back up my point, a US health worker who was treating the guy who died in the US has caught the disease?

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-29587803

     

    Are we really staring down the barrel of the end of civilisation, is this the biggest threat to humanity since the Cold War?

     

    It's certainly scary that some of these doctors/health workers are catching it from the patients despite the fact that they presumably would have had tons of layers of protective clothing. Or at least they would have been working with the knowledge that it wasn't a good idea to go licking a puddle of the patient's vomit.

     

    However 8,000 is still a lot smaller than it could be when you consider how bad healthcare/general awareness is in the major epicentral African countries. I'm not quite ready to panic yet.

     

    8000 in a matter of a months, and that's just confirmed cases. It's a realistic possibility that the number in rural areas of West Africa is double. triple maybe even quadruple that and they haven't been accounted for? So yes I'm ready to panic, especially as there's no cure. It only takes one health worker/family member of a health worker/tourist to contract it over here and we're doomed to eternity.


  4. It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

     

    It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

     

    Isn't there only one (or possibly two, I can never work out Toast's genre) women on this forum anyway? It'd probably not be good for the vaginal/backsidal area though, I'd presume?

     

    Well, it's not Pornogrind.

     

    I, of course, meant Gender.


  5. The biggest problem with Ebola is it's highly contagious and there's no vaccinne?

     

    So yes, I'm fucking scared when the Chief Medical Officer Britain says that a handful of cases are likely in Britain, as it will spread like a fucking wildfire in rolf harris's bush.


  6. ISIS is a would-be state, not an official state and thus will not be considered as state-sponsered executioners. However, the thing that lurks at the back of my head bothering me, Mr Ploppy-like is of when these poor men actually die. I have a feeling that those kidnapped and subsequently in the possession of ISIS are to all intents and purposes already dead and their pleas for mercy and inevitable beheadings have already been filmed and are staggered out for the purposes of propaganda...

     

    For obvious reasons the names of hostages are not bandied about in the media until IS draw attention to them in the trailers at the end of thier videos this normally only allows a period of about a month or so where the name is known and thereby would be possible eligible as a pick. So unless someone has inside track in IS or the Intelligence community then this should not have a massive impact on the final results.

     

    They would probably accelerate the Deathrace results though.

     

    If anyone's working as a middle east correspondent for a media outlet there an at risk surely? Although picking the twenty most likely to go to Syria/Israel would be difficult if not impossible. We haven't got any travel/logistics planners for major media organisations on here have we?


  7. The only thing I'm going to inherit is the shithole state of this country that you've left it in.

    ........and that's another trait of todays Yoof , its everybody elses fault....

     

    When you can explain how I'm responsible for the financial crisis and debt caused by decades of overspending I might listen to you.


  8. If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

     

     

    http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

     

    What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

     

    Why, thanks for asking CoF.

    Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

     

    All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

     

    Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

    Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

    Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

    You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

     

    I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment.

     

    I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever.

    Well I can add to the "Don't let your pitbull babysit your 6 month old grand daughter...." "Dont try and reason with a massive twat..."

     

    Thank you for addressing the points I raised regarding availability if music... not


  9. If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

     

     

    http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

     

    What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

     

    Why, thanks for asking CoF.

    Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

     

    All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

     

    Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?

    Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is.

    Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did.

    You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

     

    I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment.

     

    I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever.


  10. Looks like a dead cert for UKIP to get two MPs

     

    Polling for Clacton-On-Sea: UKIP 56%, Cons 24% Lab 16% Lib Dem 2% Others 2% (Lib Dems will lose their deposit)

    Polling for Heywood and Middleton: Labour 50%, UKIP 31%, Con 13%, Lib Dems 4% Others 2% (Lib Dems will lose their deposit)

    Polling for Rochester and Strood: UKIP 40% Cons 31% Lab 25% Lib Dem 2% Others 1% (Lib Dems will lose their deposit)

     

    Many voters are still undecided though in all of these elections. It's a serious proposition that UKIP can take all three, especially if the con vote in Heywood and Middleton further moves to UKIP.

     

    To me this signals the end of humanity in Britain and the rise of the hellraisers and spivs once more, given their two mps will be given ridiculous amounts of coverage. It also provides a whip for other Tories to be able to defect to, so watch this space for the cheats.


  11. If you're that bothered, there's a link below to a whole album's worth of lyrics by Cock and Ball Torture (who are amongst the leaders of this little clique). Somewhere or other hereabouts we already have the entire lyrical content of Torsofuck's glorious goregrind offering Erotic Diahorrea Fantasy. Which is - frankly - harder, funnier and altogher more accomplished than most pornogrind stuff.

     

     

    http://www.metallyri...ussy_vi.html#14

     

    What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up!

     

    Why, thanks for asking CoF.

    Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis).

     

    All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk

     

    Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life?


  12. It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

     

    It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

     

    Isn't there only one (or possibly two, I can never work out Toast's genre) women on this forum anyway? It'd probably not be good for the vaginal/backsidal area though, I'd presume?


  13. For the uninitiated (me included especially), would you mind letting us know what 'pornogrind' is? Maybe one or two links to Wiki entries, yootoob videos?

     

    Thanks awfully.

     

    It's an extreme genre of death metal music focusing on pornographic imagery, the line between it and goregrind is pretty hazy giving much goregrind stuff will occasionally stray into territory. (I'll sort threads out for grindcore, goregrind, noisegrind, electrogrind, deathgrind in the morning).

     

    To give you some examples of what it is here's the wiki:

     

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornogrind

     

    And a few youtube videos:

     

    This the album Sadochismo by Cock and Ball Torture:

     

     

    Bestial by Livor Mortis

     


  14. Hmm, this gives headbanging a new meaning.

     

    regards,

    Hein

     

    Not really these bands have been around for decades, one day it'll be as mainstream as Goblin Metal and Finnish Folk Metal.

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  15. So, I think it's about time this genre of music was recognised for what it is and got it's own thread.

     

    We can start with the members of GUT who go by the names Torturer of Lacerated and Satanic Tits, Organic Masturbator of 1000 Splatter Whores and Spermsoaked Consumer of Pussy Barbecue. Then there's the members of Cock and Ball Torture Sascha Pahlke,

    Timo Pahlke and Tobias Augustin. Other potentials are Livor Mortis members Satarius, Comte Acrius, Nosfereion and Lord Lokhraed.

     

    Most of these people wouldn't phase under normal circumstances due to their relatively young ages, but this much sexual obsession and death metal background really cannot be a recipe for a healthy heart and mind. So perhaps we should start looking out for their obits?


  16. It was the Newcastle supporters banner unravelled at their game today at Swansea.

     

    Oh, that's "my club" (by which I literally mean - the one I lived nearest most my life), which shows just how little attention I play to football.

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