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  1. Reckon any MPs could be found hanging from there ceilings or drowned in their bathtubs following recent events? i'm thinking more guys who know what actually hapenned to the files than guys who the files were about but...


  2. Called It

     

    Sad to see you retire from the position TMIB you've done an excellent job in the short time I've been a participant. Hope you plan to stick around the forums with a little bit of the extra spare time you've got on your hands!


  3. I'll also pass on some wise words a sage once said to me on "if one person hates you there a cunt, if two people hate you there both cunts, if everybody around yous got a beef with you you're the cunt and you need to sort your shit out quick.

     

    What makes you think I'm interested in your inbred South Shields folk wisdom that your Marmite-sandwich scoffing Scout leader told you when you were 14?

     

    A) I'm not a sand dancer B ) I wasn't in the scouts when I was 14 C) My scout leader didn't give me that advice D) I'm not even from a northern family line, we're immigrants to the old geordie land from the south E) You're clearly somewhat interested because you replied.

     

    Apart from that there's no bollocks in your post whatsoever :wheelchair:

     

    Okay. I don't give a flying fuck whether ya's is like. And I'm just joking of course, Northern folk are the salt of the earth. (That explains why you're not the salt of the earth, mystery fucking solved....) I was just using whatever I can to attack you because that's what "cunts" like me do right?

     

    BTW just wanted to say, you're still on zero points on DDP, hahah......... and your philosophy of "if a lot of people say you should do X, then you should do X immediately! no questions asked" is more like the creed of inbred hut-dwelling primitives who roast their own young on a spit every month in attempt to make the "rain gods" make more rain, than the supposed 21st century earth-loving green intellectual genius you clearly think you are. So shut. The. Fack. Up.

     

    I knew you were joking I'm just in a shit mood and felt like taking out and an anonymous internet weirdo..

    My Centenarians team is doing quite well though...

    You missed the point of that idiom, it's not if a lot of people it's if everybody...


  4. I'll also pass on some wise words a sage once said to me on "if one person hates you there a cunt, if two people hate you there both cunts, if everybody around yous got a beef with you you're the cunt and you need to sort your shit out quick.

     

    What makes you think I'm interested in your inbred South Shields folk wisdom that your Marmite-sandwich scoffing Scout leader told you when you were 14?

     

    A) I'm not a sand dancer B ) I wasn't in the scouts when I was 14 C) My scout leader didn't give me that advice D) I'm not even from a northern family line, we're immigrants to the old geordie land from the south E) You're clearly somewhat interested because you replied.

     

    Apart from that there's no bollocks in your post whatsoever :wheelchair:

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  5. CASTRO'S DEAD!!!!!!!

     

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_(musician)

     

    oh..... fuck.............

     

    See this is exactly the kind of post you should stick to, you old mong.

     

    I will take that advice deep into consideration, fine young sage...

     

    Let me just write it in my invisible notebook here.

     

    Surely you recognise the vast majority of your posts are what can only be politely described as the bullshit ramblings of a moronicos cunt.

     

    No....... I'd say the "worst" of my thoughts are 10,000 times better than most of yours.....

     

    I actually thought you were improving and becoming a decent sort but now you've just made a serious relapse. I don't know what you hope to gain from this attack other than the approval of a certain poster who's closely associated with tedium, and is twice my age. Which would be rather stupidly ironic considering you called me "old".....

     

    The difference I only express one in ten thousand of my thoughts on here, you instead appear to express every minuscule irrelevance on here and to set out to deliberately offend/upset people, furthermore failing miserably like the petulant sod you are. I don't even know who you're on about with regards to that certain poster. I have no desire to be liked by or to seek the approval of anyone to be honest. It was merely a pointing out of most of what you post is utter codswallop, not that makes you a bad person. I'm sure you are a jolly good fellow, maybe one day we'll get to affirm that assumption over a pint at a DL Meet, but you come across as a bit of a prick on here.

     

    Also, rockhopperpenguin - come back when you've found someone who we don't know already his dead. That blokes got his own thread for pity's sake.

     

    So you complain that I "set out to offend people" (which mostly I don't, and if I ever do you'd expect people on a forum called Deathlist to have a bit thicker skin about it. Also, I think a lot of people just wrongly think I was trying to offend them when I wasn't. That seems to happen a lot). And then 2 seconds later you say yourself "I have no desire to make people like me"? Wow. So I'm supposed to make an effort to be "nice" or whatever but you're not?

     

    Well anyway, looks like you don't have any idea what you hope to gain from it either........

     

    You're talking shite. And the only reason I've mocked you in previous posts (most of them some time ago) was because you were talking shite and asking incredibly dumb questions. You're obviously just still angry about that because you're too thick to realise I had a legit reason to say you were talking shite. When you first signed up everyone just thought you were a troll who'd got bored of posting as a guest and decided to sign up. Then you got a bit better, most accepted you as a poster, including me. But now you're attacking me for absolutely fuck-all reason. You're just wrong. So shut up. I take all attacks against me in mostly in my stride, why can't you accept it if I said I didn't like your post, but you expect me to change the way I post cos you said so?

     

    What's with all the pointless "bad blood" on DL lately eh? Particularly towards me..... I blame the fact that it's such a slow year, mostly.

     

    It's perfectly possible not to care what people think about me and manage not to set out to offend them. I really don't understand what you mean by "asking incredibly dumb questions", you mean the kind of questions somebody young and new to the forum who doesn't know much about most of the third-rate celebrities we trade in and around might have been inclined to ask? I'm not angry at you for making snide remarks about me in the past, I'm angry at you for generally posting incomprehensible babble on a regular basis; it really does bring this forum down to the Zordian level. I'll also pass on some wise words a sage once said to me on "if one person hates you there a cunt, if two people hate you there both cunts, if everybody around yous got a beef with you you're the cunt and you need to sort your shit out quick."

     

    Just act like a normal human being on deathlist and it'll be all good in da hood that is our normally harmonious little haven for like minded people.


  6. CASTRO'S DEAD!!!!!!!

     

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_(musician)

     

    oh..... fuck.............

     

    See this is exactly the kind of post you should stick to, you old mong.

     

    I will take that advice deep into consideration, fine young sage...

     

    Let me just write it in my invisible notebook here.

     

    Surely you recognise the vast majority of your posts are what can only be politely described as the bullshit ramblings of a moronicos cunt.

     

    No....... I'd say the "worst" of my thoughts are 10,000 times better than most of yours.....

     

    I actually thought you were improving and becoming a decent sort but now you've just made a serious relapse. I don't know what you hope to gain from this attack other than the approval of a certain poster who's closely associated with tedium, and is twice my age. Which would be rather stupidly ironic considering you called me "old".....

     

    The difference I only express one in ten thousand of my thoughts on here, you instead appear to express every minuscule irrelevance on here and to set out to deliberately offend/upset people, furthermore failing miserably like the petulant sod you are. I don't even know who you're on about with regards to that certain poster. I have no desire to be liked by or to seek the approval of anyone to be honest. It was merely a pointing out of most of what you post is utter codswallop, not that makes you a bad person. I'm sure you are a jolly good fellow, maybe one day we'll get to affirm that assumption over a pint at a DL Meet, but you come across as a bit of a prick on here.

     

    Also, rockhopperpenguin - come back when you've found someone who we don't know already his dead. That blokes got his own thread for pity's sake.


  7. CASTRO'S DEAD!!!!!!!

     

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_(musician)

     

    oh..... fuck.............

     

    See this is exactly the kind of post you should stick to, you old mong.

     

    I will take that advice deep into consideration, fine young sage...

     

    Let me just write it in my invisible notebook here.

     

    Surely you recognise the vast majority of your posts are what can only be politely described as the bullshit ramblings of a moronicos cunt.


  8. Reet, I'm in.

     

    Had some agonising over this one. I mean, do you go for the perenniel hangers on like Run Run Shaw or pack the team with nailed-on death (like Wilko Johnson) on the basis of assuring some points.

     

    Just PM'd yers with the 20, let battle commence.

     

    What were you saying?

     

    Also, I can't see any deaths but if you've got a goner let us know.


  9. I just realised, I forgot to point out that the beginning of July means half-way point of the year, and thus half-time in this competition.

     

    Shouldn't someone hand out oranges and cups of water?

     

    Surely given the recent heat we should be due a water break any minute now.


  10. Latest update is oop!

     

    Is the other update of a different sort we've been waiting for the last week? Hurry up, me lad.

     

    Are we finally sponsoring Fort William Football Club? Are you giving up the ghost-logging? Are we being shut-down? Is it a donation-drive? Have the old bill shut us down?

     

    Sorry for the mindless speculation, I crawl back in my cave.

     

     

    Re: getting shut down.... probably not!

     

    However if the trend of people stuffing their teams with young cancer (and other similarly horrible illnesses) victims (who weren't even remotely famous before they got told it was terminal) continues and grows, and next year half the top forty picks consists of that said-type of person, maybe that day won't be as far off as you might think?

     

    I mean seriously. Especially female, UK-based ones - they're the ones that are really asking for trouble from certain..... outrage-based outlets which most DLers and DDPers generally tend to despise. Do I really have to spell it out any more?

     

    Just a thought, guys (and girls...), maybe use your brains a bit next time?

     

    I suppose one way of dealing with that particular issue would be the DDP admin of the time (I'm convinced the announcement is TMIB's retirement, he's hinted at it in the recent past) emailing each of the proposed picks/their press manager (probably not Max Clifford these days) and asking for their permission to be included. The outrage factor would disappear fast if we were deadpooling by consent.

     

    You didn't have your Weetabix this morning did you.....

     

    I don't see the problem, obviously you'd have to close entries a bit earlier than we do currently but we'd have a clear conscience and be able to plough ahead.


  11. Latest update is oop!

     

    Is the other update of a different sort we've been waiting for the last week? Hurry up, me lad.

     

    Are we finally sponsoring Fort William Football Club? Are you giving up the ghost-logging? Are we being shut-down? Is it a donation-drive? Have the old bill shut us down?

     

    Sorry for the mindless speculation, I crawl back in my cave.

     

     

    Re: getting shut down.... probably not!

     

    However if the trend of people stuffing their teams with young cancer (and other similarly horrible illnesses) victims (who weren't even remotely famous before they got told it was terminal) continues and grows, and next year half the top forty picks consists of that said-type of person, maybe that day won't be as far off as you might think?

     

    I mean seriously. Especially female, UK-based ones - they're the ones that are really asking for trouble from certain..... outrage-based outlets which most DLers and DDPers generally tend to despise. Do I really have to spell it out any more?

     

    Just a thought, guys (and girls...), maybe use your brains a bit next time?

     

    I suppose one way of dealing with that particular issue would be the DDP admin of the time (I'm convinced the announcement is TMIB's retirement, he's hinted at it in the recent past) emailing each of the proposed picks/their press manager (probably not Max Clifford these days) and asking for their permission to be included. The outrage factor would disappear fast if we were deadpooling by consent.


  12. Latest update is oop!

     

    Is the other update of a different sort we've been waiting for the last week? Hurry up, me lad.

     

    Are we finally sponsoring Fort William Football Club? Are you giving up the ghost-logging? Are we being shut-down? Is it a donation-drive? Have the old bill shut us down?

     

    Sorry for the mindless speculation, I crawl back in my cave.


  13. If this allegation is true: http://www.dailymail...n-life-God.html

    and if those against JP and PT also have merit, the members of three of the biggest rock bands England ever produced have indulged in sexual activity with minors. If these historical claims are pursued and charges are ever laid against them, what do you think would be the impact on record sales for these bands and the impact on the UK music industry in general? Jimmy Saville's Top of the Pops reruns no longer air and Rolf'paintings are being removed from all over the place. Regardless of the right or wrong of this and ideas about separating the artist from their art, do you see a similar reaction against such bands - no longer recdiving airplay on the television or radio for instance and large dips in sales of recordings if individual group members aare ever charged?

     

    To be honest this whole cultural of destruction of art because it was produce by insincere individuals is annoying. What these guys have produced is outstanding and should be regarded as such, having said that as a former massive fan of Lostprophets who listened to their album Liberation Transmission at least one a fortnight, I've been unable to listen to it (and eventually chucked it away) because of Ian Watkins actions. So maybe it is truly impossible to seperate act from artists. The difference probably lies somewhere around the fact Bill Wyman had sex seemingly consensually on both ends with Mandy Smith - the fact she lives to think she wasn't ready is a life learning lesson rather than Bill's fault - whereas Ian Watkins and Rolf Harris were depraved predators of extremely young victims.

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  14. I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it!

     

    Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing.

     

    Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now.

     

    Who the fuck is Big Ron?


  15. If you have ever watched a TV programme called Border Agency, which is about people trying to get into the large island down under, Rolf stands no fucking chance. They're not as daft as us, letting all the scum that we do into the country.

    Well, unless he has given up his Australian citizenship,I doubt very much whether the Aussies would be able to turn away their bastard son.

    It COULD be a case of us revoking his citizenship and deporting the c**t, however,Im pretty sure that there will a shit load of human rights laws which would prevent us from sending him back.

     

    He's still an Aussie I think so we could deport him once he's served his sentence (probably to avoid the aussies letting him off), wonder if it'd be worth the effort though.


  16. I think Christopher Lee should inherit the role of Deathlist favorite. Despite this being only his second appearance on the list he holds so many movie records and is generally well liked he should stay on no matter what (except death obviously) but we might get another 8 appearances out of him before then.

     

    If he makes 8 more appearances he deserves a Clive Dunn Memorial Award.

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