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Was the Young Doctors where the tea lady ran the reception area and instructed the surgeons where they were going wrong

I owe everyone an apology for not saying Hello when I came on board in June, so please accept my apology. I had perused asa guest on several occasions, so God only knows why I didn't sign up until June. What am I? Yorkshire born and bred, living in Manchester, part-time member of the judiciary, pissed off with every scumbag who is milking the system in this country and spend a lot of time at my local pub where we have an RIP list of 60 names( it was 50 to start with, but we had to extend due to popular demand) and where each contestant pays £2 monthly and gets a different name each month. Biggest winner was £1000 when Bobby Robson died. Belated greetings once again, and glad I am able to go on line and am not one of the 46 arrested in the Manchester area yesterday.

I wouldn't be surprised if he took Mary with him, when Sally's time comes...........he's that sort of cheeky bastard!

Having watched the last PMQ's until September, I wonder just how long the dinosaur that is Dennis Skinner can go on. He is going on our RIP list at the first available opportunity.

Personally, I can't wait until the Greek pops it, because only then will we see stories emerging about the Profumo affair and his possible involvement in it. Stories about this have been surfacing on a regular basis across the USA over the decades, and if ever a country can create a conspiracy theory, it has to be Uncle Sam. Having said that he will never die from hard work, as since 1947 when he hit the jackpot by marrying the fragrant princess, he hasn't done a days work. Wasn't there a sniff of involvement with a singer called Louise Cordet and the actress Pat Kirkwood, although I suppose not at the same time.

I hadn't realised just how bad a state he was in until I saw him recently on TV. I had already voted for Chapman Pincher as my outsider, but fear that Chris might get there before him. I couldn't agree more that people should be offered the choice of a dignified end when their condition becomes uncomfortable and it is sad to see people who you remember as being articulate in such a state.

Don't forget that Hague is a canny Yorkshire lad who is a brilliant orator, and it might just be that he has seen the Blair individual making millions from making so-called speeches across the world, and William has thought that just maybe he could have some of that. Do you think that Angelina Jolie may have suggested that William goes globe-trotting with her on all the various campaigns with which she is involved. Have no fear about William...........he will be far better off financially, than being involved in politics. Just ask Anthony Charles Linton Blair. What a twat he is!

When I heard about Butler_Sloss stepping down from the enquiry, it was only then did i realise that she was the sister of the late Michael Havers, and auntie to the actor Nigel, and seeing that Michael's name has been mentioned in certain circles, it beggars belief that someone thought that she was the right person for the , heading up the abuse enquiry

If what they say about the size of feet aligning with other men's sizes, Thorpey's friends shoiuld be well pleased and I suppose, well satisfied

Wasn't the last Lib-Lab pact the time when the fat bastard of a reptile from Rochdale was able to get away with what hr did? Bring out the long knives, say I, get rid of these Europhiles and wimps and bring in some Northern grit and a little bit of an Asian spice. Who was it who said "I have a cunning plan!!!!!"

Turns out after all that the last Ramones hit, if you call reaching No 69 a hit, was a ditty called "Poison Heart".....Is that spooky?

I'm guessing for another 4 women in the Cabinet by this time tomorrow, namely McVey, Truss, Patel and Swinson. While we are talking politicians, isn't Keith Vaz one of the biggest slimeballs ever seen in politics? Is this the same Keith Vaz who was at some airport welcoming into the country some newly qualified immigrants sometime ago. The guy gives me the creeps.

London bus, summer holidays, own vineyard. Need any more clues?

Bugner will go before McIlvanney I laugh when I remember Bugner, he should have been a world beater as he was about 6'4 and a decent weight, but couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag, and God only knows how the referee Harry Gibbs gave him the decision over Henry Cooper, a travesty in boxing which ended Our 'Enery's career. McIlvanney has got to one of the great sportswriters of all time as his coverage of sport generally, but football in particular wa of the highest quality, and if his fondness for the Red side of Manchester was obvious, it nwas because of his compatriots, Busby and Ferguson

Peter Sainsbury, ex Hampshire cricketer has died aged 80

I base the word hit on whatever has reached the top 75 as per the Guinness Hit singles book. Whatever has been a hit in the USA doesn't mean a thing to me. Whilst thinking about USA hits, has our beloved pop star, the subject of other forum topics, ever had a hit across the pond?

In 1986, their last "hit" was called "Somebody put something in my drink". Might just have taken time to work through their systems

I read with interest an article last weekend about the Savile family, and Jimmy was not the only pork-sword male in the household as brother Johnnie was also of the same instincts where girls were abused, but boys were also involved in flats in London. Here in Cottonopolis, Savile's tastes were well known in the 1960's, and there can be no doubt that his so-called Charity work, which he was doing even then, was hiding the secrets we now know.

Good point, but I am getting suspicious about just how frail some of these people appear to be. The way we run our pub's RIP list, and considering we are only in July, he could be a possibility if anyone on our list goes before the month end, and we have to replace that person for August.

Could be him then because when I checked with the Guinness book of Hit singles, the Sakamoto I mentioned died in 1985

Are we having any guesses who the Labour peer is, who, according to reports, has been abusing people and if the case comes to court, it could be a bigger scandal than the fat bastard from Gracie Field's country! Am I way out if I think of someone with a liking for all things Jewish?

I heard today that an Oscar winning musician by the name of Sakamoto is cancelling work engagements due to "ill health" The only musician I can recall is a guy who had a hit in nthe 1960's with a little ditty called Suriyaki, but no doubt some film buff will inform us for what he won an Oscar

If Orville the Duck was to replace the idiot Clegg, would that mean that someone with the surname Harris was in the government

The judicial system in this country is a load of bollocks perpetuated by this Human Rights shite which has made many in the legal profession pots of money, not least of which is the Blair witch. Socialist my arse together with the money machine that is called Tony Blair and his enterprises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I missing something, bui is he not the Middle East peace envoy, so why is all this trouble going on . Is Mrs. Murdoch more important to him because from what I have seen of her in pictures, she has fuck all to do with the Middle East..more oriental I'd say.

HI, Spade.......no gimmicks where legal matters are concerned, just a frustrated member of the judiciary who sees the piss being taken out of our system by a succession of scum from all parts of the world and I don't apologise for that.