Sir Creep

Thin ice mate

I can’t fucking believe you didn’t say ‘he was feeling under the weather’ or summat. Set up on a tee and you still miss. SC

More like 18 months ago but it was touch n go on the slab. SC

Sir Creep's Inverse Entry 2018 Cool Team Name: MY HERO, ZERO 1. Donald Trump 2. Val Kilmer 3. Dick Van Dyke 4. Paul Gascoigne 5. Terry Jones 6. Angela Lansbury 7. Charlotte Rae 8. Catherine Nevin 9. Bob Barker 10. Jill Gascoine 11. Pope Benedict XVI 12. Henry Kissinger 13. Devin Lima 14. Clive James 15. Liam Miller 16. Olivia Newton-John 17. Bob Dole 18. Robert Mugabe 19. Prunella Scales 20. Dame Tessa Jowell 21. Simon Ricketts 22. Betty White 23. Stefan Stefansson 24. Queen Elizabeth II 25. Doris Day

And HERE is a truly asinine obit wherein he is called 'immortal'. Where was the editor? SC

Of those two, Neil Cavuto is the name you'll want to mark and remember. SC

Ed LaForge, a former state representative and Kalamazoo city commissioner - and champion of liberal causes - died Friday, Jan. 19, at his Lawton home. He was 82. He suffered from heart disease. SC

So much for the obvious. Originally suspected murder-suicide is now being looked at as simply double murder. SC

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Pretty sure you’re SOL on Wixey obit, I tried funeral home & church service but found nothing. SC

Former Calgary Stampeder Jerry Keeling, who quarterbacked the team to the 1971 Grey Cup title, has died. He was 78. Keeling – known as “Bones” to his teammates because of his slender build – joined the Stampeders in 1961 after a standout career at the University of Tulsa. Now after Keeling over, he will REALLY be known as Bones. SC

Never heard of her but after briefly reading the cunt’s whining self-important article, I hope her wish is granted and no one is sorry about her cancer, and in fact no one mentions it and she dies miserable and lonely. She seems full of the former which should act as a self-fulfill the prophecy of the latter. SC

I memorize all your posts, Cooley. You can memorize mine.

Sagner’s obit

What’s the penalty for breaking this vow?

Seriously? He recovered (whatever that means) and that was that. He’s not even on a watch list anymore for me. SC

It’s daft to think it daft that local news should be acceptable. I’ll fire some N’awlins Times-Picayune obits your way SC

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Went from Steel Pulse to No Pulse

Mom’s dying words: ‘Let me tell you straight up, it won’t be you and me forever’.

Grim Reaper in a hostile takeover

I swear it’s like most of you came to DPing for the first time in January. What a pathetic lot you are. Im going to weigh the probability of the veracity of reports soneone has stage 4 cancer against the probability of the veracity of a report that said person (no physician cited) claims to be cured of stage 4 cancer. its like you’ve never fahkin done this before. Of COURSE they say they’re cured. But you folks decide to dismiss the can we reports and that she must be Ryan Buell, rather than acknowledge the cancer reports and dismiss her non-doctor-supported claim of being “cancer free” as wishful thinking. Because that makes fucking sense to you knob ends. SC

Some rapper called ‘The Game’s father, George Taylor, died unexpectedly in his sleep Wednesday morning. SC

My friend be glad you knowest not women from Mississippi. SC