Sir Creep

He should have dumped her for a 102-yr old when he had the chance.

Aye, when in... er........ Rome?....

Grupo A results are in! Alligator 2 Dug 0 Human 0 A Florida man was so upset after an alligator mauled his dog to death at a park that he took his own life. Java was a service dog for 36-year-old Andrew Epp, who suffered mental health issues. Epp was so distraught, his family says he took his own life the very next day. SC

Having the procedure done in Michigan, who knew?

Only quoting due to the absurdity of DRay’s giving you an angry emoji. Here’s a chance for him to double up. SC

Being an orphan sucks Y-Dub. So sorry to hear about OW and your new status. Been there a while. Peace to you, torch-bearer. SirC

I noticed yesterday at Heathrow that when it shewed the departure to NYC that it had two different (actually 3 I think) flight numbers, the only one that meant anything to me was VS137 for Virgin. Perhaps the others were continuations? I haven't a clue but did notice it quite clearly. SC

Tough couple years for Pauly.

In honour of the Chirac’s Couple thread: Chirac

Today we have agreed to listen to this one.

DL Con #19001181 — Inverness Wouldn’t be a proper DL Con if a 15-yr old single malt whisky didn’t meet its maker at half eight in the morning. Slàinte mhath! - from Boudicca and Sir Creep.

JCarter

Arrived NotW two days ago. Hanging out in Inverness where the sun takes forever to set in May (photo 10pm) though they still turn the lights on. Doing tourist stuff yesterday with my DL bestie. SC (Edit - off to the NW in a couple days... have a very special thing to take care of).

New conspiracy theories which are convinced that Tupac survived and has been in hiding ever since.