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03/12/2023 5:51am 69 The Corrs — Runaway +4 68 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 66 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 44 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 43 Madonna — Ray Of Light 40 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger -4 06 Phats & Small — Turn Around -2

Apparently we are cancelling this song on the Christmas song thingy. Reaching #37 on the Billboard charts, it’s a standard airplay seasonal offering since 1964. If it isn’t where you live, move.

Funny thing is hours before I first saw the list we heard (and discussed how awful) the tune is, and I was told it was called Carol of the Bells, and the conversation was over. Then I saw the list and said ‘look it’s Ring Christmas Bells so that other song you said must be something else’, and again the conversation was over. Would I had investigated it for a moment. Also funny is that as a wean I grew up listening to Ray Conniff & his Orchestra’s Christmas album, and it seems to me that (though one may well hear a few cuts from the album during the season), his signature song was ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’. I only note this because it would have been nice to see his version listed and because I don’t see the song anywhere. Really? What gives? It’s one of the greats, if not annoying enough. Hell, even @YoungWillz has a DDP theme team named after it.

02/12/23 8:01pm 29 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 29 The Wombles — Wombling Merry Christmas 28 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 26 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 26 Darlene Love — Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 25 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 24 The Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 24 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 24 Bing Crosby & David Bowie — Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy 24 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 24 Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby 23 Donny Hathaway — This Christmas 23 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 23 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 22 Wham! — Last Christmas 22 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday 22 Run-DMC — Christmas In Hollis 22 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 22 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) 22 Bing Crosby — White Christmas  22 John & Yoko etc. — Happy Xmas War is Over 22 Mike Oldfield — In Dulci Jubilo 22 Perry Como — It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas 21 The Waitresses — Christmas Wrapping 21 Destiny’s Child — 8 Days Of Christmas 21 Perry Como — God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 21 Frank Sinatra — Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 21 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 21 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 21 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 21 Boney M — Mary’s Boy Child (Oh My Lord) 21 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 21 George Michael — December Song 21 Coldplay — Christmas Lights 21 Kay Starr — (Everybody’s Waitin’ For) The Man With The Bag 21 The Crystals — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 21 Band Aid — Do They Know It’s Christmas? 20 Gene Autry — Here Comes Santa Claus 20 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 20 Dean Martin — Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 20 The Carpenters — Merry Christmas Darling 20 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 20 The Eagles — Please Come Home For Christmas 20 Jim Reeves — Silver Bells 20 Gabriella Cilmi — Warm This Winter 20 Perry Como — Winter Wonderland 19 Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews — Baby It’s Cold Outside 19 Elvis Presley — Blue Christmas 19 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 19 The Jackson 5 — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 19 Leona Lewis — One More Sleep 18 Bob Dylan — Must Be Santa 18 The Ronettes — Frosty The Snowman 18 Kelly Clarkson — Underneath The Tree 17 Chris Rea — Driving Home For Christmas 17 Elton John — Step Into Christmas 16 Stevie Wonder — What Christmas Means To Me 16 José Feliciano — Feliz Navidad -6 13 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 10 Mariah Carey — All I Want For Christmas Is You +4 06 Johnny Mathis — When A Child Is Born 06 Slade — Merry Xmas Everybody

Original lead singer of The Guess Who. Supposedly. He left in 1966, and they hadn’t done a damned thing until Burton Cummings arrived.

01/12/23 9:15pm 32 The Wombles — Wombling Merry Christmas 24 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 24 Bing Crosby & David Bowie — Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy 24 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 24 John & Yoko etc. — Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 24 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 24 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 24 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 23 Darlene Love — Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 23 Donny Hathaway — This Christmas 23 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 23 The Waitresses — Christmas Wrapping 22 Run-DMC — Christmas In Hollis 22 Wham! — Last Christmas 22 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 21 Destiny’s Child — 8 Days Of Christmas 21 Perry Como — God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 21 Frank Sinatra — Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 21 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 21 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) 21 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 21 José Feliciano — Feliz Navidad -6 20 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 20 Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews — Baby It’s Cold Outside 20 Elvis Presley — Blue Christmas 20 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 20 Coldplay — Christmas Lights 20 George Michael — December Song 20 Band Aid — Do They Know It’s Christmas? 20 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 20 Chris Rea — Driving Home For Christmas 20 Kay Starr — (Everybody’s Waitin’ For) The Man With The Bag 20 Gene Autry — Here Comes Santa Claus 20 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 20 The Jackson 5 — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 20 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday 20 Mike Oldfield — In Dulci Jubilo 20 Perry Como — It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas 20 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 20 Dean Martin — Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 20 The Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 20 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 20 Boney M — Mary’s Boy Child (Oh My Lord) 20 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 20 The Carpenters — Merry Christmas Darling 20 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 20 Bob Dylan — Must Be Santa 20 Leona Lewis — One More Sleep 20 The Eagles — Please Come Home For Christmas 20 Ray Conniff — Ring Christmas Bells 20 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 20 Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby 20 The Crystals — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 20 Jim Reeves — Silver Bells 20 Gabriella Cilmi — Warm This Winter 20 Johnny Mathis — When A Child Is Born 20 Perry Como — Winter Wonderland 18 The Ronettes — Frosty The Snowman 18 Stevie Wonder — What Christmas Means To Me 18 Kelly Clarkson — Underneath The Tree 17 Elton John — Step Into Christmas 17 Mariah Carey — All I Want For Christmas Is You +4 12 Michael Buble — Jingle Bells  10 Slade — Merry Xmas Everybody 10 Ed Sheeran & Elton John — Merry Christmas 05 Ariana Grande — Santa Tell Me I hate her too, and will be sick of the song soon too, but c’mon. Being sick of a song and saying it’s a bad song are two different things, and if you don’t understand that stop participating immediately. It’s not Christmas without maybe twenty of these songs, and hers is one. No different than Wham!

Who the fuck is upvoting the worst song ever made? Fuck sake. You’re the antithesis of the Christmas spirit. May you receive a lump of coal in your stocking, and a CD of songs that are sung in English!

01/12/23 7:33pm 67 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 65 The Corrs — Runaway +1 62 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 40 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone +3 40 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger -6 35 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 29 Madonna — Ray Of Light 25 Terrorvision — Tequila 23 Phats & Small — Turn Around

30/11/23 3:42am 69 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 63 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 60 The Corrs — Runaway +4 48 Madonna — Ray Of Light 42 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger -6 33 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 30 Phats & Small — Turn Around 29 Terrorvision — Tequila 26 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 15 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 14 Ann Lee — 2 Times 13 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 06 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar

28/11/23 3:00pm 67 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 62 The Corrs — Runaway +4 61 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 47 Madonna — Ray Of Light 44 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger -6 39 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 32 Terrorvision — Tequila 32 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 30 Phats & Small — Turn Around  20 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 17 Blur — Tender 16 Ann Lee — 2 Times 15 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World

28/11/23 2:52pm 32 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone There are only two kinds of liars. Those who say they've never listened to this song, and those who say they've only listened to it once.

A wise man once said 'it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.' The only difference between these 'two' members and TQR is they didn't violate this proverb 8,116 times (as of this post).

27/11/23 1:09pm 63 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 59 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 53 The Corrs — Runaway +4 50 Madonna— Beautiful Stranger -1 46 Madonna — Ray Of Light 40 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 34 Terrorvision — Tequila 30 Blur — Tender 30 Phats & Small — Turn Around 29 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 20 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 20 Ann Lee — 2 Times 15 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 12 T-Spoon — Sex On The Beach 12 Busta Rhymes — Turn It Up / Fire It Up 7 Jay-Z — Hard Knock Life 00 Spice Girls— Please Stop -5

Who do you think you are (posting such awful news)?