Sir Creep

And he never saw the Cubs win a World Series.

Drive over yourself in a Walmart parking lot after hitting a pedestrian. Takes mad skill! SC http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_381569/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=mogVnEU1

Indiana's Libertarian Party gubernatorial candidate Rex Bell has been taken to a Richmond hospital after complaining of illness while talking to newspaper reporters. The 64-year-old Bell became ill Wednesday during an interview at the Palladium-Item's office. He asked that 911 be called. SC http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/post-tribune/news/ct-indiana-libertarian-rex-bell-hospitalized-20161102-story.html

I swear to Christ we had a thread for TV poker players etc, but damned if that search box is finding it. This lady wouldn't have quite fit in but it was close enough. Betty Ann Kennedy, a five-time world champion and member of the ACBL Bridge Hall of Fame, died Oct. 30. The 86-year-old lived in Shreveport LA. Kennedy, who held 16 NABC titles and 14 second-place finishes, was known for her genteel Southern charm, an attribute that earned her the Sidney H. Lazard Jr. Sportsmanship Award in 2011. Kennedy was inducted into the Louisiana Hall of Fame in 1993. She is the second woman to be so honored. She played bridge w Omar Sharif so maybe only our second bridge player ever? I almost put this w Sharif thread just for that factoid. SC http://www.acbl.org/betty-ann-kennedy-1930-2016/

This thread wasn't necessary--it's covered by other threads such as Aristocrats if nothing else. I guess world leaders aren't 'Political'? But congrats you've got your name on a thread *golf handclap* SC

Ah ya kuntz bitchin about Halloween. Well my daughter had a gay olde time roaming the streets as Rainbow Dash (my little pony). Another 5-6 years and it'll be over so I enjoy her events vicariously. Be dead soon enough, I'll save me bitchin till then. SirC

Please, no. I just want to know if his posts will still be blocked if he changes names. SC

Formally declared dead: http://nordic.businessinsider.com/swedish-authorities-finally-declare-the-swedish-schindler-raoul-wallenberg-dead-2016-10/ If he was an honorary citizen of the USA and is presumed to have died in 1952, he and Donald Trump have paid the same amount of taxes.SC

At least the winner won't have to deal with a mother-in-rette

Ants Antson, some Estonian speed skater who was unknown to me, died 1 year ago. It was of little renown but he inspired me to forge ahead with the idea I had been kicking around for DDP theme team Gris Gris.

Fahkin A you fahk I thought Tom Brokaw died ..... Don't do that to me again. SC

Whale Research says an iconic orca named J28 has died after months of losing weight, which could also bring about the death of her latest offspring, J54, who was born in late 2015. SC http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/j28-southern-resident-killer-whale-dies-1.3826744

Joseph Pulitzer -105 years Duane Allman - 45 years

I know I know. But it JUST dawned on me all our signatures are gone!?! WTF why even create a signature then? I assume the Admins will just delete that feature in our Settings. Instead of cracking down on the few assholes that made obnoxious ones you throw the baby it with the bath water. SirC

A recognized hero, S/Sgt. Jeffrey Wayne Bray, 49, died Monday at Columbus Regional Healthcare in North Carolina. You might not know his name, but his actions in Somalia in 1993 earned him a Silver Star —and those actions were later portrayed in the movie, “Black Hawk Down.” SC http://www.courier-tribune.com/news/20161028/randolph-native-whose-story-was-told-in-8216black-hawk-down8217-dies

I'll just set this here and allow the headline tell the story "Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire" http://cnn.com.de/news/police-officer-saves-dolphin-mascot-imaginary-fire/ Yes I realize what it is. It's funny so qualifies. No one said this thread is about true stuff. It's the Internet after all

Sad news out of Chicago this morning, as Fake Shore Drive is reporting that local hip-hop producer and artist Smylez has passed away after suffering a brain aneurysm. Smylez worked with a number of Chicago artists such as King Louie, Young Chop, Lil Jo Jo and more, with Lil Mister and Rico Recklezz remembering their fallen comrade via social media below. SC http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2016/10/chicago-producer-smylez-brain-aneurysm/

Ah well we can't choose our relatives. Sorry to hear about your great uncle, Shaun. BTW my father died 35 years ago today, not quite famous enough for death anniversary thread so I'll chuck it here. SC

Crispy Creme... Had he died in a fire this would have been extremely crass, and funny. But he didn't. SC

I'll assume you meant to post in Nazi SS

Max Holloway, a former top-end defensive player for Boston College, was killed Thursday in a car accident in his hometown of Lutz, Florida. He was 26. http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/former-boston-college-standout-max-holloway-26-dies-in-car-accident/

Barry Socher, who played in the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s first violin section for 35 years, has died. He was 68. The orchestra said that the recently retired musician died Saturday after a battle with cancer. Musical director Gustavo Dudamel dedicated Sunday’s Walt Disney Concert Hall matinee to Socher. SC http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-barry-socher-20161027-story.html

Maina, the red panda at the Chattanooga Zoo, has died and zookeepers are concerned about her two baby cubs born three months ago. Maina gave birth to two baby cubs just three months ago and the two boys haven't been weaned from their mother. "You know to be honest we could lose them, because of the change in nutrition, they're going to have some challenges coming up," Long said. SC http://www.wcyb.com/news/tennessee/chattanooga-zoos-red-panda-dies/133352964

Vernon Kifer, a veteran camera operator who worked on such sitcoms as Friends, Mike & Molly and Veronica's Closet, has died. He was 63. SC http://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2016/10/27/vernon-kifer-camera-operator-on-friends-dies-at-63/21593408/

John Kinder Labatt, founder of the Labatt Brewery - 150 years Charles Comiskey, baseball player, manager, and Chicago White Sox stadium was named after him - 85 years Tillman Franks, country bass player and Rockabilly HOF member, wrote 'Honky Tonk Man' - 10 years