Sir Creep

Spade did u just acknowledge being competent in the matter of the Spice Girls' oeuvre? Not sure how that plays on that side of The Pond but know that you'll be required to turn in your Man Card as you come through customs stateside. SIrC

Does anyone think he is beginning to look a little haggard these days? He is indeed. I love a bit of rough though. We're still talking about Sir Creep, right?

HOF baseball OF Al Simmons - 60 years

As reported by my double-posting arse elsewhere, Amber Heard hands Johnny Depp divorce papers three days after his mum dies. No prenup. He ain't Heard the last from her attorneys. What with Aniston's mother dying today, they've something in common. Let's matchmake Aniston/Depp. SC

Not only that but Amber Heard files for divorce 72 hours after Depp's mom dropped dead. SC http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/story/3929979/amber-heard-files-for-divorce-from-johnny-depp-three-days-after-his-mother-dies/?cs=38

Here's a proper posting for those who need some edumacation on't. Jennifer Aniston's mother, actress Nancy Dow, passed away just days after their first meeting in five years. The estranged parent was 79, and allegedly suffered a series of strokes before her death. Miss Aniston could not be reached re: Johnny Depp's mother's supposed passing. SC http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/05/25/jennifer-aniston-mom-dies-mother-dies-nancy-dow-visit/

I wonder who he'll blame for all that's gone wrong when he returns. Why wasn't Phantard The Tardtarded, Kiddyrape-Lover-Extraordinaire, He of the Probably Raping an Aborted Fetus Right Now As I Type This, banned for that post? How come it's "wrong" and "abusive" of me to tell him to kill himself, but it's not wrong and abusive for him to make fun of my "complaining about my mum" when it's completely legitimate complaint? And how come he only applies the standard of "it's stupid to blame anyone for your problems except yourself" to me? How come he doesn't apply it to the hordes of ISISlamic "immigrants" (invaders) coming to Europe? They're running away from their own self-created problems cause they can't keep their shitty countries in order because all they care about is some stupid old dusty book. They care 100000000x more about that book than any Westerner cares about the Bible but Phantard The Tardtarded (and his "liberal" cohorts) oddly don't ever make fun of them for that the way they mock Christians for their incredibly mild "religious beliefs". He instead tries to say that Halibuts' foaming-mouth medieval antics are some kind of "charming" characteristic. What a weird fucktard. It's because Phantard The Tardtarded is the actual racist here, he applies rules to white western people that he doesn't apply to Halibuts. He obsessively portrays all white western people as evil satanic oppressors and all Halibuts as magically innocent, simultaneous victims/heroes of everything, and he incredibly, schizophrenically, shamelessly, both lauds what he sees the "funniness and cleverness and cheekiness" of their incredibly violent actions and yet also at the same times insists they are misunderstood geniuses who are in fact the most peaceful and pacifist group of people who have ever lived. Because he is the world's worst ever excuse for a human being. He sets higher "moral" standards for me, for some odd reason, even though he claims I'm an inferior sort. Just baffling, like everything else that dribbles out of the Alzh-tastic shithole that someone installed where his mouth should be. Maybe at some point he just lost it. Sudden middle-aged braindeath syndrome I guess. Deep down he must actually think that non-Halibuts are better than fanatic uneducated religious people from the desert, why else would you set a higher moral standard for them (well for me anyway)? But he can't bear to admit it because he's now spent such a long portion of his worthless life culturally and socially shilling/"sticking up for" this group that he has just arbitrarily adopted as a pet back in September 2001. He's been "thinking" like that for so long, he probably can't remember what it was like to not rim Allah 24/7. But obviously he could never admit it especially not at the behest of "someone like me", who he somehow hilariously thinks he is above). He can't even bear to read my posts such is the relentlessness of my logical assault on his incoherent babble. The only thing he can manage to do now is fake forced laughter every once in a while (Phantard, if you agree that everything in this post is correct and you're the worst excuse for a person in history, please indicate by posting one of your shit, empty, incredibly forced, "laughy-face emoticon" posts that you do now because you don't have a hope in hell of actually saying anything convincing against what I'm saying so you have to just engage in incredibly forced hollow "laughter" to kid yourself (and others who are in a similar state of mental decline as you) you're somehow winning an argument that you're refusing to even have) (or if you like, indicate by continuing to ignore me, or by posting some other similarly flatly dismissive post) What has "gone wrong" for me anyway, Phantard The Tardtarded? I thought I was "priveleged" to be living in a 1st world country with a "nice" mother and family who "puts up with me" etc? I thought I had no legitimate complaints ac-tarding to you? You can't even keep your incredibly moronic, self-contradictory, borderline-psychedelic fantasies straight for 5 minutes can you, universe's-greatest-fucktard? MODS: Because he applies moral standards to me he doesn't apply to Halibuts (in this case the standard is that "it's ridiculous to blame anyone except yourself for your problems"), that's proof he's the actual racist here and should be banned. Phantard mindlessly blames me for horrible ways my mother has hobbled me in life before I could even get started but he doesn't blame Halibuts for the stupid state of their countries where they can't even stop bombing each other for 5 minutes just because some of them have a different version of the Qu'u'u'u'u'u'u'ran or whatever that has a misprint and therefore some of them are "Sunni delights" or whatever and some of them are "shii'i'iiiiiiiitttes" or whatever. If you don't ban him right now for his racist post, you are just admitting you don't give a shit about about the rules you claim to enforce, or enforcing them consistently and fairly and rationally, and you don't give a shit about any logic at all, and you're admitting you're as much an honourary member of ISIS as Phantard The Tardtarded is, and you are just mindlessly arbitrarily punishing me because "being nice to Islam" is the trendy cause of the day, you are abusing your positions to censor people on issues you haven't even thought about, and you might as well go ahead and change the name of the website to "Allahlist" instead. Just wanted to confirm I read every word. I hope that doesn't come across as flatly dismissive. It's not dismissive, it's more.... 'splunge'. SC

Link or it didn't happen oh ye of the asininely-long signature. I hope she wasn't living in Australia. SC

Well, however the fuck old she was, she's dead.SC

Sending 2015 DP scoreboards into a tizzy everywhere!! SC

Damn. Wonder if a bad ticker was hereditary? Sorry to hear we lost a young lad. SC

Didn't you not know it ain't not correct to use double negatives because it alters the meaning of that which you are trying to say. Innit? Not to mention if Wayne Gretsky died the hockey world would not take any more notice than Asia or Europe. Wayne GRETZKY otoh..... SC

I had her short listed for 2015 but she seemed to recover nicely and even wrote a book and toured promoting it; so I ain't buying she's nearing deaths door quite yet. But one never knows. She is definitely back on radar for 2017 though SC

René wanted to die in my arms, Dion, 48, revealed, but she was performing that night and Angélil passed away after falling out bed. He must have wanted to get up and he fell on the floor,... SC http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/celine-dion-on-rene-angelils-death-he-wanted-to-die-in-my-arms-w207676 Edit: yeah he was thinking "goddamit where's that cunt when I need her?!"

Former Toronto Maple Leafs coach John Brophy has died at the age of 83. SC http://livenewsca.org/world/2016/05/24/39796-former-maple-leafs-coach-john-brophy-dies-at-83.html

Elmer Ellsworth, first Union soldier killed in the Civil War - 155 years Gene Clark (The Byrds) - 25 years

Fun day at the Preakness! In the opening race of day, Homeboykris collapsed and died after winning and having his picture taken in the winner's circle. Pimlico officials believe the 9-year-old gelding suffered cardiovascular collapse. The horse was being taken to New Bolton Center in Pennsylvania for an autopsy - the same animal hospital Barbaro was taken to after his break down. In the fourth race, Gretchen and Roy Jackson's 4-year-old filly Pramedya broke down and was euthanized on the track. The filly's jockey, Daniel Centeno, broke his collarbone in the spill that occurred on the turn of a race run over a wet turf course. Racing officials said the horse broke her left front cannon bone. The Jackson's were the owners of Barbaro, the Kentucky Derby winner that broke down during the Preakness and had to be put down on the track. SC http://www.wthr.com/story/32031765/winner-of-1st-race-on-preakness-day-collapses-dies

Tom DeLeone, the tough-nosed center who made two Pro Bowls during 11 seasons with the Cleveland Browns. DeLeone was the center for Cleveland’s “Kardiac Kids” team led by quarterback Brian Sipe, who was voted the NFL’s MVP in 1980. DeLeone, who played at Ohio State, started 104 games for the Browns. He was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2011. He passed away at his home in Park City, Utah. SC http://www.vindy.com/news/2016/may/23/tom-deleone--ex-browns-center-described-/?print

How about you're just a fucking newbie asshole. We can leave it at that. You prove it time and again and by your own admission via your last paragraph you don't listen to anyone. Another sign of assholism. SC

Captain William Kidd's buried treasure? Date unknown. Buried corpse? 315 years ago. Henrik Ibsen - 110 years George Jessel - 35 years Lloyd Bentsen - 10 years

Can't believe this was already posted lol well done Cat! I've been ridiculing the zookeeper on social media for his reprehensible decision to save a psychology human like that should be their protocol SC

It's like the Popemobile: "We know the Heavenly Father watches over the Pope, but just in case...."

Longtime U.S. Rep. John J. Duncan Jr. says he's been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Duncan told the Knoxville News Sentinel (http://bit.ly/203FGe4) that the cancer was found six or seven months ago during a routine exam. He said doctors have decided no treatment is necessary at this stage after tests showed the cancer is isolated. BUT WAIT!..... Duncan said he took the diagnosis seriously because his father died of prostate cancer in 1988. Former U.S. Rep. John J. Duncan Sr. was 69 at the time of his death, a year older than his son is now. SirC https://www.memphisdailynews.com/news/2016/may/19/longtime-tennessee-congressman-diagnosed-with-cancer/

Former national cyclist, NA Rosli, 77, who had represented Malaysia at the 1964 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan, was killed in a suspected hit-and-run accident here this morning. According to his son, Nor Effendy Rosli, his father was riding a motorcycle when it was involved in an accident in Jalan Kuchai Lama here at about 7am. SC http://www.themalaymailonline.com/print/sports/former-cyclist-n.a.-rosli-dies-in-suspected-hit-and-run-accident

Thanks for the update ... http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=5316&p=266076