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"Bourbon Suicide" woulda been a better headline. Also a GREAT name for a band! Former Kansas Jayhawks football halfback Brandon Bourbon, 24, was found dead Friday. Bourbon’s death was ruled a suicide. A missing-persons report was filed on April 2. SC

Evelyn Bowles, a former Illinois state senator from Edwardsville and longtime Madison County Clerk, has died. Bowles served in the Senate for eight and a half years, beginning in 1994. Before that, she served five consecutive terms as Madison County clerk. She died Friday at the Eden Village assisted-living center in Edwardsville. Bowles was appointed to the Senate in 1994 after the death of Sen. Sam Vadalabene and served through 2002. SC Read more here: http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article70905042.html#storylink=cpy

A family friend says Alma Brown, the widow of Ron Brown, who served as Commerce secretary under President Bill Clinton, has died. She was 76 SC

For the record I posted this mess. I see it says 'guest' I look up at the top and I'm signed out for some reason. Ugh. SC

Cue Magere Hein.....

It's an Abba thread Its a pointless thread. Agreed. They're fucking 70. That's something we concern ourselves with here? SC

Never like to see this thread's title shown as 'updated'. Very sorry to hear the loss of your grandmother D.I. SC

I agree she was a big miss, I had forgotten about her. And now I'll go back to forgetting about her again. Frankly, her getting a QO is shocking. SC

No Person had as many ups and downs as Elisha Otis, founder of the Otis Elevator Co - 155 years ago

1 DDP Team awaits/Bolieves in a qualify obit Yet another name on my Shadow Team but not on DDP Main. It's getting ridiculous. Still -- 5 hits in various DPs including Shaun's. SC

Just wanted to say I've never heard of this geographic feature and the people there on. I found reading this totally fascinating and a great study of our ancestral cousins and wtf people were thinking to live like that. I thank you bunches for posting this, easily the best obit this month. A great read, especially if you follow the associated links/stories. SirC

Father arrested for child abuse after an octopus is removed from his 2-year old son's throat. He needs Sir Creep as his attorney: "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury; please remember, for every finger you point at my client you have 7 pointing back at you." http://fox8.com/2016/04/07/octopus-removed-from-2-year-olds-throat-child-abuse-charges-filed/

April 7: There may be a sucker born every minute, but only one died this day 125 years ago - PT Barnum

And the even filthier I remember it well Sad news. Edit - just looked at YW's link and saw this comment: Fnarr fnarr "I'll Always Be Around". Yeah Leon......about that..... http://youtu.be/eOV6E6k-1IY

With regard to your first, I just don't remember that at all. Rather than delete the content, I'll just say I Screwed up and entered repeats from MARCH 6 Ugghhhhh !!! Just kill me. SC

April 6: Davy Crockett and the gang at The Alamo - 180 years Georgia O'Keeffe - 30 years Kirby Puckett - 10 years

The average life expectancy is 30 years from the start of the disease Indeed, my auntie was diagnosed with MS around 30 years ago, she is now 61 and you'd never know she had it, it is by no means a death sentence. My 68-yr old sister was diagnosed in early 30s. its a dabilitating disease not a death sentence. I concur and am unanimous in that. SC

I've still got 13 living people on my team--more than anyone else in the top 10. I've got that 'going for me' lmao. SC

I'm from the D, I got this. Former Detroit Mayor Roman Gribbs died Tuesday. He was 90 years old. SirC http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/117650382-story

Don't be orry. Nobody will ind. I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598 Yes it's fucking stupid in't?! I created a proper 'Porn Star' thread that disappeared days later, only to find it was merged into some thread titled Lara Roxx. I'm like WHO THE FUCK knows to look THERE? (Note: Unlike other cheeky titles, this one doesn't have an explanatory subtitle). But the Braindeads who run the show know better than you or I on this matter. In the meantime I've still never heard of Lara Roxx nor would have any idea what's in a thread with said title without opening it, which I guess I'm responsible to do for 1900 threads, according to Lord & Lady Braindead. SirC Surely it's not that difficult to work out that a Pr0n actor is a porn actor? Tell that to the search box.

It took me 0.000000000000000000000001 seconds to 'consider' them; coincidentally their obit chances. SC

That's not unusual....

Former (Univ of) Indiana star Archie Dees, the first two-time Big Ten Conference MVP, died Monday morning at age 80. Dees led the Hoosiers to back-to-back conference titles in 1957 and 1958, finishing his senior season with averages of 25.5 points and 14.4 rebounds. Both numbers still rank among the five best single seasons in school history. He was rewarded with two straight league MVP awards. SC https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/sports/colleges/former-indiana-hoosiers-star-archie-dees-dies-at-age-80/2016/04/04/618155bc-fa83-11e5-813a-90ab563f0dde_story.html

I don't quite understand why there response to their music obituary writer dying is to close the entire obit section? I think this is a case of correlation not cause in that the obit section was getting nerfed anyway and he died around the same time. You've not lost the obit because he died, beware of seeking cause where there is only correlation. It's worth noting the obit writers obit is from the 1st March, whereas the last obit on their section is the 26th March No, they closed the obituary section down because the fucking newspaper doesn't actually exist any more. The print newspaper doesn't exist anymore. The online version does. Online news still runs obits, you divvy. You're hardly missing out on the obit because someone no-one ever picked died, your missing out on the obit due to an online newspaper's editorial decision. Stop crying wolf, Michel Delpech wasn't obit worthy and that's why you missed out. Can't give enough 'likes'. That last sentence is the best thing EVER published on this site. SC

Twelve hits. No one even CLOSE (anywhere on any game or list anywhere on this website). Two hits since last update. And as per earlier updates I fall farther behind. No idea wth is going on here but I'll check in December to see how far my 20-hit team has free-fallen in however you're keeping score. Till then I've lost interest. SC