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You know what? That is one of the most salient statements ive read on any website that ive visited/ been a member of. I dont think i have ever encountered a more incestuous bunch, so busy back slapping, being "intellectual" and so far up their own a*******s they can view the plaque on the back of their teeth. My friend, you are a genuinely intelligent kind of chap, do yourself a big favour and leave the stage to your false friends and pseudo intellectual wannabees and go and be a Dad, your greatest acheivement and joy. Farewell Deathlist, i really did try to enjoy you but you were shite. Um, I'm not quite sure whether to be flattered or upset! Salient? That's something to do with salt right? It's been a long time since someone called me inteligent, so thanks, but I don't need any tips on fatherhood & when to do so & suchlike. False friends & pseudo intellectuals some of them maybe, but I like it here. The fact that some people don't like the fact that I like it here sometimes makes me like it here even more. And I just can't believe you left yourself wide open to be so smugly jeered off like this... Oh, one more thing...incestuous? Have I missed something or is this what goes on behind the door marked 'dead chat'? If you feel that i have left myself wide open to be, as you put it, "smugly jeered off" then i sincerely appologise for making you feel more intelligent than you actually are.

You know what? That is one of the most salient statements ive read on any website that ive visited/ been a member of. I dont think i have ever encountered a more incestuous bunch, so busy back slapping, being "intellectual" and so far up their own a*******s they can view the plaque on the back of their teeth. My friend, you are a genuinely intelligent kind of chap, do yourself a big favour and leave the stage to your false friends and pseudo intellectual wannabees and go and be a Dad, your greatest acheivement and joy. Farewell Deathlist, i really did try to enjoy you but you were shite.

Are you insinuating that the top 10 posters should become w*****s? Enjoyable? Maybe I should remove my trousers and the gardening gloves,is it better? Most certainly is. Keep your hands nice and soft and they will take you to heaven..................

I am neither a post whore nor unemployed ( i would venture that the two go hand in hand somewhat). To all those post whores out there i would ask if they have tried masturbation as an alternative? Its more enjoyable and it really wont make you blind,however if you sit on here all day reading this print it soon f*****g will..........

It's true.... So why is it that when a man and a women get wild and intimate she doesnt scream out " Think me harder"!!!!??? Does it now follow that the men with the biggest penises are the most intelligent??? Im a genius me!!!

I always had this fantasy about porking her. I pray that she stays alive so that someday, somewhere, somehow my dream WILL come true..........

Did his parents have a problem spelling the word " WILFRED"?

A boy walks into class well after the morning bell. "Joshua, why are you late?" "Sorry miss" replies the boy, " My dad got burnt" "Oh" said the teacher, "not too badly i hope" "Well they dont f**k about at the crematorium"....................

I take it that our Welsh cousins also reciprocate annually with helping us to celebrate St Georges day. Thought not.....................................

He is one giant turd and a talentless waste of oxygen. The odds are heavily in favour of this gobshite departing this earth, quite possibly after he ( eventually) comes off of the hard stuff and goes back on it taking the same dosage levels prior to getting clean. His body wont be able to handle it and off his clogs will pop. Unlike Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain etc this disfunctionate penis does not have the talent or style to create a persona that will live on after he goes. W****R!!!!!

Who has the bigger nose? Jimmy Durante or Karl Malden?

Springsrrteen sucks big time......can't even wtrite a good song or anything. At least seeger has always been real and legitimate, springsteen is only after the almigghty dollar.. I have to agree with you, he is utter shite!! Anybody who has heard him murder " Santa Claus is coming to Town" must surely agree that he is nothing more than a Pub singer who by sheer luck or kissing the right C*** propelled himself to a stardom that he has never deserved!!

Being a fan of "The Doors" for a long time i have always wondered whether lead singer Jim Morrison really did expire in a bath in a Paris apartment in 1971. With conspiracy theories abound did he really fake his own death? Is he living a quiet life on a Kibbutz or the only white man amongst natives deep in the Amazonian jungle? As ive pondered such hugely important issues ive also considered whether Lord Lucan really did escape justice or became part of the foundations to a housing estate in the South of England ( according to rumour). Is Shergar alive and well and pulling a rag and bone cart around Dublin? Did Hitler escape the bunker and flee to Paraguay? Any thoughts?

I was quite underwhelmed to find out that Max Bygraves was still around albeit down under, because the climates good for his health. Oh well thats our gain and Australias loss then.

Born in North London, moved to Basildon Essex as a teen, onto Canvey Island then to Lincolnshire before going to Norfolk. Ive finally ending up here in Mallorca. I love moving i do.