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Thu 8 Jun 62 The Rolling Stones – Paint It, Black 36 The Four Tops – Reach Out I´ll Be There 29 The Monkees – I´m A Believer 23 Dusty Springfield – You Don´t Have To Say You Love Me 23 Procol Harum – A Whiter Shade Of Pale 22 The Kinks – Sunny Afternoon +4 08 The Spencer Davis Group — Keep On Running -1 08 Scott McKenzie – San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair) -5

Sounds very Iainish. He’s got blue balls after giving the Pope an hour to live on Twitter earlier so a killing spree elsewhere was inevitable.

Wed 7 Jun 62 The Rolling Stones – Paint It, Black 39 The Four Tops – Reach Out I´ll Be There 27 Dusty Springfield – You Don´t Have To Say You Love Me 27 The Spencer Davis Group – Keep On Running 27 The Monkees — I’m A Believer +4 17 Nancy Sinatra — These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ -6 17 Scott McKenzie – San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair) 16 Procol Harum – A Whiter Shade Of Pale 15 The Walker Brothers – The Sun Ain´t Gonna Shine Anymore 12 The Kinks — Sunny Afternoon

Fuckin ‘ell. Doesn’t exactly make a case for a 00s No.1 game does it

If he gets there, yeah. Apparently it’s “moving fast” and he’s staying in hospital for treatment. Really sad.

Dance music DJ Michael Bibi, 32, has a rare form of brain and spinal cancer. Was due to play Parklife and Glastonbury festivals this summer.

Well, even a stopped clock (American calendar) is right twice a day (twelve times a year).

Gonorrhoea and Syphilis are at record highs in the UK.

Tue 6 Jun 64 The Rolling Stones – Paint It, Black 35 The Four Tops – Reach Out I´ll Be There +4 35 The Spencer Davis Group – Keep On Running 32 The Monkees — I’m A Believer 31 The Walker Brothers – The Sun Ain´t Gonna Shine Anymore 25 Dusty Springfield – You Don´t Have To Say You Love Me 24 Nancy Sinatra – These Boots Are Made For Walkin' 21 Procol Harum — A Whiter Shade Of Pale 20 The Kinks – Sunny Afternoon 18 Scott McKenzie – San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair) -6

Or, to look at it another way, let’s not.

Our mortgages are fucked, our bills are so ruinous millions of us struggle to survive, our waters are 85% turd and we’re being governed by incompetent fascist liars. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT A MINOR FUCKING OMISSION.

Our mortgages are fucked, our bills are so ruinous millions of us struggle to survive, our waters are 85% turd and we’re being governed by incompetent fascist liars. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HOLLY WILLOUGHBY GOING BACK TO FUCKING WORK.

Excellent work, congrats to everyone involved. Now the round gets interesting…

Mon 5 Jun 60 The Rolling Stones – Paint It, Black +4 39 Procol Harum — A Whiter Shade Of Pale 35 The Four Tops – Reach Out I´ll Be There 33 The Monkees — I’m A Believer 32 The Walker Brothers – The Sun Ain´t Gonna Shine Anymore 31 Dusty Springfield – You Don´t Have To Say You Love Me 30 The Spencer Davis Group – Keep On Running 28 Scott McKenzie – San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair)   25 Nancy Sinatra – These Boots Are Made For Walkin' 25 The Kinks – Sunny Afternoon 16 The Beach Boys – Good Vibrations  09 The Beatles – Hello, Goodbye -6

Blimey. You managed to pick one even worse.