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Yep, Zoe Ball can go straight in. Luckily nothing from Greg James yet on Radio 1 but I know one of the pubs he frequents so if he plays it I shall get a train to London and kick him in the cunt.

What’s love got to do, got to do with it?

Losing My Religion IS an important song to lots of people.

All it took was a pandemic and a cancer overload

Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was 17?

He was talking some real sense there. Must be fucking ill. Though he was talking to that inflatable anus Mike Graham, so the bar wasn’t set very high in that respect.

The Queen isn’t dead yet.

Shit! I must’ve been out when he died. Completely passed me by. So yes, to clarify, this is also a dead. POINTS, POINTS FUCKING GALORE. En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 RoverAndOut - 1 Banana - 1 The Engineer - 1 Charles de Gaulle - 1 Everyone else (probably) - 0

What is your long card number, expiry date and CVV?

Despite being such a picture of health, Sir Frank Williams off of Williams has died aged 79. Félicitations à notre ami français, Charles d'Irlande, pour être entré dans le tableau de bord de ce méga jeu rapide. En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 Charles de Gaulle - 1 Rest of us cunts - 0

I voted for Liz because she has terminal cancer.

Fourth wave thread, anyone? New “Omicron” variant was found in several places including South Africa, Botswana and Hong Kong yesterday, and now it’s in Belgium. Rest of Europe to be fucked by it by the end of next week, no doubt. This one has a worrying number of mutations and we don’t know yet how effective vaccines are against it.

Basildonian punk band Kunt and the Gang confirm they’re going for UK Christmas No.1 again this year. This was their effort last year:

He said it has pushed young men to crime. We are a country that elects people who believe people go around stabbing because Doctor Who has a minge.

Nadine Dorries is thicker than a Boxing Day shite. That was it, really.