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Called it... Cleared of cancer, returning to work on Tuesday. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34764659

Charlie Hebdo have been at it again, this time targeting the drowned Syrian child. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/14/charlie-hebdo-reopens-freedom-speech-debate-cartoons-depicting-death-aylan-kurdi-_n_8133118.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular What a shower of cunts. Any chance of a repeat performance?

A Turkish man yelling "Meow" at an egg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k

That's the ultimate all-purpose offensive joke. I usually use cancer, or gang rape. I mean I use them as the punchline, not in any weird BDSM sense.

Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-11/pizza-chef-convicted-darwin-after-trying-to-kill-co-worker/6768366 It's a bad idea to start a quarrel with a cook: s/he is armed with knives and knows how to use them. True- I was once chased out of a steakhouse by an ex-military chef wielding a meat cleaver.

Willie Thorne has suffered a stroke. http://m.leicestermercury.co.uk/8203-Snooker-ace-Willie-Thorne-centre-health/story-27773543-detail/story.html

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/2012/12/24/ray-pugh-inspiration-to-children-and-adults-dies-at-83 Motivational speaker Ray Pugh has died.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/homeopathy-conference-ends-in-chaos-after-delegates-take-hallucinogenic-drug-10491114.html

Seems it was just someone getting carried away: http://en.mediamass.net/people/terry-gilliam/deathhoax.html Gave me a fright though.

According to a passing reference on an article on the BBC website, ska pioneer Prince Buster has suffered a stroke. No further details given. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34085397

Or he's gone to visit the ghost town

Goodbye sailor

Natalie Wood's a great shout, but if I could only have one it'd have to be the beautiful German actress Brigitte Helm. Or Steven Jay Gould, Rik Mayall, John Martyn, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Simon de Bolivar, Layne Staley, Tim Buckley, Billie Holiday, Arthur Rimbaud, or someone from my real life. Or, better still, Plato, but only so I could kill the cunt all over again. Oh, it's too hard to choose just one person, so I guess I'd bring back some long-forgotten serf from the 14th century just to see the look of surprise on their face as they were resurrected into the 21st century.

It's a slippery slope- you'll be smoking crack by Christmas.

This one? yeah,the worst part was the fact that he was really innocent. Yeah, the R Budd Dwyer story's heartbreaking. He was the patsy for the fraudsters. Killed himself because if he'd been indicted his wife and children wouldn't be entitled to his pension or any money. As he died in office, they were financially protected, if not protected from that awful footage or the infamy of the manner of their father/husband's death.

Did anyone see the video the shooter posted to his Twitter before the account was suspended? He was there waving his gun at them for half a minute before he started shooting, and they didn't even notice him. Absolutely chilling.

It's not so much that they've undergone plastic surgery, it's the line "Georgina Clarke, 38, and Kayla Morris, 20, have had 26 operations between them using cash Kayla earned as a stripper and was given by a sugar daddy." That has me wondering what else is there that the Sun didn't report. They both looked a lot better before they embarked on this obsession. As did Katie Price herself.

Agreed on Howl's Moving Castle, one of Studio Ghibli's finest works. Spirited Away is the one that gets all the attention (first one to really impact on the Western mainstream), but HMC is that studio's true masterpiece.

Nah, he's had a series of strokes, is a household name in Britain and is a guaranteed obit. Can't really argue with that.

Former Eastenders actress Louise Plowright is suffering from pancreatic cancer. Don't know the name and not sure she'd obit. She played Julie Cooper in the soap in 1989. https://crowdfunding.justgiving.com/louiseplowright

He's just been forced out of France's National Front, the party he founded, after feuding with his daughter, current party leader Marine. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34009901

Victoria Derbyshire, presenter of an eponymous BBC daytime TV show and also known as a presenter on BBC Radio 5 Live, reveals she has breast cancer and will be having a mastectomy. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33996064

It rained and he drowned?

That'll be because of all the bits she's had lopped off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-33973501 From Warehouse to the Big House?