paulh85

thats wishful thinking if ever i saw it!!! he's just 6 heart attacks/strokes away from teetering on the brink, unfortunately if any go first it will be the Scottish lot, Life expectancy of a scot is somewhere in the 60s aint it?

castro is the sort of person i assume is much older than he actually is. As for Mugabe, ill stop short of making a prediction but his sort do seem to cling on an awfully long time. Only need to look towards DL favorite Zsa Zsa to see that the death bed must be rather comfortable

i see the dictators are ruling the roost on these message boards lately. so will it be Mugabe or Castro who will perish first?

heart attack in my early fifties so twenty years left. probably brought on by the news of zsa zsa gabors death

FUCK these posts are 10 years old and probably some of the posters are now dead. this guy was right though.

But neither of them deserving of a capital letter.... i would go ahead and say these things are of little important on an internet forum, and would further suggest that those who get wound up by it should turn off their computer once in a while

mayhaps

whiplash and interstellar are both brilliant movies.

ahh... the old drug named "karma" perhaps?

yeah, i do get that feeling

this makes me sad

kind of like i rent boy i imagine

im scared im going to open this thread one day to see George RR Martin has succumbed to one to many KFC and has been found in his New Mexico home in a puddle of phlegm and that amazing gravy they make there. He needs to hurry up and write before his fingers turn to sausages.

im liking it

Anonymous like!!! shouldnt be allowed. Wrinkly old senile stranger is apparently 115 but nobody knows who they are?

how many posts make a twunt? and what is the collective noun for said twunts?

my pick for death number 9 im rooting for you bob!!!

Rest In Pieces

I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?" She said, "Yes, sir." So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"

meant supercentenarian, dammit. Yes, we haven't all drunk ousrselves into the grave by 99. just the majority of you!! So Rolf Harris' enforced alcohol free holiday at HM pleasure, may give him longevity and national celebrity in another direction, then. i'm getting myself a nice new pair of dancing shoes for when rolf harris dies!

bad news when one of the death list 50 (or 42 now) ventures outdoors. i prefer my candidates to be bed ridden

meant supercentenarian, dammit. Yes, we haven't all drunk ousrselves into the grave by 99. just the majority of you!!

She hasn't being dead for years as last December Zsa Zsa's daughter released Photos of her Mum looking terrible(who would of thought that less than a month later it would be her daughter Francesca that died) also the fact that Prinz Frederic Von Anhalt has been to court and lost Conservatorship of Zsa Zsa's health care and finance last month means she must still be alive somehow as surely the courts would want proof that she is still alive. I think she is being kept alive by high amounts of drugs as by all accounts she has Severe Dementia, has high blood pressure, is partly paralysed, deaf, Blind, had one leg amputated, has previously coughed up blood and had problems with her lungs as well as all sorts of crap i have probably forgotten, eventually the drugs are bound to stop working and she will die i predict she will finally die on the 3rd April 2021. Dear God!!!! I KNOW she isn't dead and I doubt very much that her husband gets into his fucking Reliant Robin ( disabled badge on the dashboard) every Wednesday to go down to Cleethorpes main Post Office to collect her pension!! What the fuck is going on with this place???????? leave youre sense of humour at the door it would seem!! humor for the american readers!

not sure how its possible for the body to support that amount of weight. 500 pounds is morbidly obese. the dedication to food needed to weigh half a ton must be vast

hang on, surely she is not the only Australian over 100? is that even what you meant? or super centenarian