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no! some things are just WRONG. like seeing alice cooper in golf shorts. or dubya nekked.

i am now using the picture of david hasselhof instead of a guard dog, with tom jones as added protection. but the neighbors insist i take them down every morning, as it frightens the children on the way to school. and amniesty, international is investigating me. hmmm (note to self - don't let dubya get aholt of a copy.)

"deviant" - it's about ed gein. apparently he inspired about every slasher movie ever made. thanks a bunch, eddie.

rule 16 - never trust a fairy godmother who's name is bruce.

"see, deary, the wind shifted and your face DID freeze that way!"

i will buy anything. for instance - a) a chandalier from an old hotel. it is 8 ft across. it is still out in the barn. b ) a cane with a sword in it. c) a totem pole. d) a beaded silk dress that i will never fit into. or have anyplace to wear . it weighs about 25 lbs. besides, how do you sit in one? e) a set of teakwood handled flatware. for 30. f) a 1948 plymouth deluxe, mostly in boxes. i have no mechanical ability. g) books. but then, i never throw anything away, either. i am a hopeless packrat.

Well it's neither a twat nor a C**t. My guess is some type of porcupine. from the explanation i got - could be...at times...if maintence fails.

You know what they say: Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone. regards, Hein some people should be skinned.

you mean she's lopped off margaret thatcher's head and nobody cares?

try "the cyberiad" by stanislaw lem. great book. it was written in polish.i don't know if lem was a great writer, but he sure had one hell of a translator. "starship troopers" by heinlein is a damn good read. do not think about the movie. i don't know if i will ever recover from it. the guy who wrote the movie must of only read the back cover of the book. ole bob is still spinning in his...space capsule.

"i'll get you, my pretty. and your little dog, too." (since i have no clue who the blond twins are)

so, we have established that i am not the brightest crayon in the box, and i am quite probably a post-whore. i still don't know what "twunt" means.

well, here in the states, it was. wallace and ladmo alice cooper made his tv debut on wallace and ladmo. and a kid named steven speilberg had one of his short films shown on the show when he was in high school.

i guess i am an idiot. i lost the first one and thought it didn't post. i would lose my head, if it wasn't fastened on. i once lost my mind, cause i left it on top of the car and drove off. perhaps you will forgive my total idiot-ness if i now go and jump into the lion cage at the zoo.

ladmo passed away a couple of years ago. most people at his funeral wore t-shirts with a big tie on the front. wallace is not at all well. booffoo the clown is still depressed. for those of you who didn't grow up in arizona, "wallace and ladmo" was the kid show. it was on for almost 40 years and was an arizona institution, as well as the longest running childrens show on television.

i had heart surgery done on a tuesday and was back at work on thursday.

buck owens has died. country legend dies the dinasaur-victrola in john fogerty's backyard is deeply saddened. [Merged - ff]

"what's that in my ear? it is a communication device given to me by the aliens. plays mp3's, too."

The only foodstuff hotter than McDonald's coffee known to man is the McDonald's apple pie, whose delicious sweet centre has been known to reach upwards of 4,000 degrees F. Ergo, the warning labels, presumably to help McDonald's avoid litigation when someone sets fire to their tongue. the sun's photosphere is 6,000 f. the core is aprox. 27,000 f. i told you 7 million times not to egzajerate!! never trust anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word.

an native americian (politicly correct for "indian") once went to africa on a hunting trip, leaving his 3 wives at home. the first day, he shot a tiger and skinned it. then he recieved a phone call, one of his wives had had a fine baby boy. so he sent the tiger skin to her as a gift. the second day, he shot a lion and skinned it. as luck would have it, his second wife gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. and he sent the lion skin to her. on the third day, he shot a hippopotamus and skinned it. then, his third wife called and told him she had just born a set of twin boys. off went the hippo skin to her. thus proving that the sons of the squaw of the hippoptamus hide are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

"who put the bug in my tea!"

little known facts: as p.m., mr. blair would frequently crack up his office staff by doing impersonations. here he his shown doing his popular "tom cruise". he would then leap about on the furniture.

this kind of talk is un-ameri-.....un-british. actualy, it's even worse if your british. verges on blasphemy. go wash your outh out with soap.

He'll be 92 in September, but if he's recently doing push-ups in that manner, it goes to show that he's as fit as a fiddle and not about to keel over anytime soon. Possibly one to watch in the next few years though. naw, these are the kind that die suddenly. to healthy to get sick, then - bam - a lion jumps out and shoots them or something.

KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! hehehe