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you're lucky. one time bob dylan snuck into my head and sang "up against the wall. redneck mother" for a couple YEARS! when he started singing the "barney" song, i had to pound my head against a wall until he went away.

U.S. doesn't have a "not proven" verdict. michael jackson almost certianly molested children, i think he's guilty as hell. but if there wasn't enough evedence, he a "not guilty" verdict is perfectly correct. but he still should of been given at least 10 years for being ugly in public. and another 10 for stupid in a no stupid zone.

It's screw off balloon heads such as you who make me love Georgie all the more. He is a fine man and a wonderful President, too bad your ignorance and desire to post 5 billion drivel posts keeps you from seeing it. damnyankee. if cousin bill was still president, things would be alot better. the white house would be seeing alot more action, too. he doesn't like mondays good grief, she's DEAD. give it a rest, already that she kept in a jar by the door hyphenated last name. lay off the beatles. they were the greatest band in the history of the world. except maybe spinal tap. Nope. I personally think buying Texaco is wrong, just wrong. Sunooco now that's the gasoline to go with or Esso. The best though is Sinclair.... and they give away free dinosaurs too. how much is the gas in american money? if it's $1.65, i'm driving over to fill up.

never use a preposition with which to end a sentence, because that is something up with which i will not put.

I bet he raised an eyebrow though yep. it started an argument between mr. data 6 ft. cut-out and dr. crusher doll. dr. crusher doll felt like mr. spock doll was propositioning her. (she ain't got any in a long time.) then there was a general free-for-all. the klingon dolls won.

two men walked into a bar. the third one ducked. p.s. so a chav is a what? a goofy looking person? i think i need the remedial chav course.

you have hurt my captian kirk doll's feeling. i had to put him between lt. uhura doll and yoman rand doll to cheer him up, which really pissed off dr. mccoy doll. he was in the middle of an examination (dammit jim, i'm a doctor, not a movable toy). mr. sulu doll was still checking out mr. checkov doll's behind. mr. spock doll just had no comment.

what's a chav?

this is a simplified diagram of my neighborhood. the !'s are a road, as are the _'s. scale is about 1/4 mile/inch. _________A ! ! ! ! ! C ! B D !__________________ A = my house B = chinese resteraunt C = creamatoria D = mortuary does this bother anyone else? this just sunk in last night. i don't think i'll be having chinese food anytime soon.

actualy, he is a cousin on my dad's side of the family. he is one of a set of twins. they were named after the thermometers.

i had two great-uncles who lived past 100. uncle jeff and uncle virgil. uncle virgil got married a second time at the age of 71. (he had to - knocked up his 40-ish girlfriend and back then that's what you did.) he was still making 'shine at 95, lived by himself, and was still playing the fiddle. he attributed his long life to moonshine, copenhagen and chasing women. uncle jeff got an infection from a splinter that hit him while he was farting around with blasting caps. dumb ole hillbilly.

i used to have to buy rats for lucille, my daughter's snake. me -"i would like a sack of rats, please." kid behind counter - "is that for here or to go?" a word or two of advice - NEVER put a frozen rat in the microwave to thaw.

mmm - roadkill stew! i wonder how the r.k.e.a (roadkill enforcement agency) establish the time of death. little tiny autopsies or do they put, like little signs with the time of death on roadkills? what about leftovers? can they be frozen for later consumption? how do they know for sure you didn't just drop a big ole rock on the poor little squirrel? or whack him with a snowshovel? or for that matter, was the entree even killed on the road? mayhap someone was out 4 wheeling. these are questions that need to be cleared up, or i would fight all the way to the supreme court, before i would let them take away my roadkill rights!

the following is a rant from a person of souther extraction. please do not take it personaly, it is intended to be a general expression of upset-ness---- isn't it interesting how people feel free to poke fun at southerners, things that wouldn't be tolerated if aimed at another group. they wouldn't say that about gays, or blacks, or michigan-ers. not pc. my family is all from arkansas, texas, and louisianna. i have been in arizona most of my life, but still have a trace of an accent, and tend to use alot of southern expressions. i have been teased about it for years. one day i'm gonna knock somebody's cotton-pickin head right off. and you are supposed to put cole slaw on bbq sandwiches!! we return you now to you previously scheduled forum.

i got dibs on lucille!!! but she'll probably end up in the smithsonian.

well, the law around here frowns on eating people. as for a life or death situation, i've never been there, so i can't truly say. and i was a vegatarian for close on 30 years, but a bad case of anemia and a truly irresistable taco put an end to it.

one kind is the same as the other. i just don't like some of them. get your mind off philosophy and back in the gutter where it belongs.

" hi there, maggie"

Fish have shoulders. i have never seen a shoulder on a fish. i don't eat all things with shoulders, which leads into another subject entirely, but let's not go there.

oops

( biggest friggin' candle i've ever seen. reminds me of an old boyfriend. better leave this one alone or i'll have to go to "no, no - bad dog school)

the ribs were about normal size, it was the fortune cookies that said "that wasn't chicken" that bother me. and we don't have fish & chips in the states. and even if we did, i don't eat anything without shoulders.

i will be watching my children as they gouge the eyes out of their chocalate bunnies and scream "stop staring at me!!!!" an old family tradition.

These guys might know. just want to thank you for the maggot link. my daughter now wants to raise some. (but, mom, they're FREE!)

he still gets better lookin' every year. at least so far. being an ignorant american, i think he has a very nice accent.