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Discharged .

Mike Kolen dead at 76. Had been suffering from CTE for years.

Discharged.

Stefano Cherchi dead at 23.

Juan Vicente Perez Mora (1909-2024) "I'm only trying to prevent that guy from claiming to be the world's oldest living man" (Don Vicente about his secret of longevity) "Noo, noo, Nooooo, tell me it's a lie!!! I can't believe this news is true " (Average user on the 110 club. Not a joke) "Peaceful death of 114-years old cause sect mass suicide" (Newspapers tomorrow) "Damn creeps" (Don Vicente's last words about 110club forum users) Age at death: 114 Known health issues: Wheelchair bound for 17 years, but actually always did well for his age. Just he was, you know, 115. Cause of death: Peacefully in his sleep. What a horrible way to go. Alignment: Always seemed a nice chap. Progressively starting to look like an alien, he survived classic geezers like Tanaka, Lucile Randon and Fasu Tsutami. Everyone still remembers his lavish 114th birthday parade. After his death a host of claimants to WOLM title has to fight each other. Among those the uberfraudster how-the-fuck-do-they-still-believe-him Fauja Singh, Japan National Treasure Gisaburo Sonobe (a photo of him does not exist, so may be a nazgul), Brazilian elder Josias de Oliveira and the King of all Life Support Systems Shi Ping.

Illinois politician Karen Yarbrough hospitalised in serious condition . Don't know why she is so significant but it's getting a lot of coverage.

Who's the oldest living former member of a Parliament now that Zhang Lixiong supuestamente morto?

Two of the top Immortals gone in a few days. From the original class Jimmy, Tin Oo and VS Achuthanandan remain as the most significant. Joanne Woodward and David Musuguri following closely. From the later entries Chamorro, Siphandone, Shi Ping and Kabosu are some big immortals. Jimmy though is now a God rather than a simple Immortal.

Discharged.

Will update at the end of the week.

Zhang Lixiong (1913-2024) "Amateur!" (King Jimmy the Superimmortal) "Woof, woof, woooooof!" (A very worried Kabosu) "T...th...this does mean I can die too?" (Shi Ping) Age at death: 110 Known health issues: Hospitalised in critical condition in 2020, on oxygen and bedridden for most of 2021, advanced dementia, in ICU for six months in 2023. Cause of death: suddenly turned into dust. Alignment: One of the last two living founding major generals of PLA (the last one being now Wang Fuzhi), Zhang was a veteran of the Long March, a deputy of NPC between 1975 and 1978, and sometimes a political dissident. He was a symbol of immortality and a favourite of DL forums, whose reputation was cemented by 4 years spent in hospital. A good candidate to succeed Jimmy Carter as the next King, he is survived by the King, with Kabosu and Tin Oo now weighing their chances. At ease, soldier Zhang!

Zhang Lixiong dead at 110. Yes, you are reading well.

Crossposting that the last survivor, Lou Conter, has died. Thread can be tagged as dead or sunken.

It seems everyone missed Ryzkhov's death.

The first you said.

Jorge Lanata hospitalised for respiratory failure, but of course improving and to be discharged in a few hours.

Yes, it just seemed another day at the fascist kindergarten and then the news of our beloved Fuhrer topping himself came in. Awful memories.

Some serious research here.

Would be quite big as a death.

Sshht, mymango has not read yet.

Dead.

Bullshit, of course.

MASTERLIST Currently hospitalised: Faustao Nelson Acosta (ICU) Jayapataka Swami (ICU) Yuriko, Pricess Mikasa Susana Baca Pratibha Patil Permanently hospitalised or hospice care: Du Daozheng Zhang Lixiong Yang You Jimmy Carter Discharged: Khaleda Zia (after one day in ICU) Milos Zeman Steve McMichael DEAD ( this to remain presumably empty): Zhang Lixiong

Graeme Pollock hospitalised after stroke. Stable and not in danger, but he has suffered from colon cancer, Parkinson's disease and multiple strokes.

Has improved and will be discharged in the next few hours.