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The GRG it was all based on a lie!

Putin had sent a bomber plane to nuke Ukraine, but when the pilot flew over the World's Oldest thread he decided to drop her the nuclear bomb.

The last eleven months: https://youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI?si=nojBRxcvrsEWk1Vn

Alec Musser committed suicide by gunshot to the head.

I'd like his phone number for a hang out.

Dejan Milojevic dead at 46.

They're coming outta the goddamn walls!

I'm sure someday it will be fucking Song Ping.

Dejan Milojevic hospitalised after medical emergency.

Rumours that Fedez has been hospitalised again.

Anthony Gobert dead at 48.

Then he should end in some American database when he dies?

Is this a new interview with Mohammed Hasan Sharq or is it older?

Communist politician Tammineni Veerabhadram on life support with heart and kidney failure.

Dear all, as you know we have had a problem with undying immortals for years and we were desperate no one would ever find a solution. Here I am to announce you great news! The Immortals have been beaten badly, most of death beaten to a pulp, then the remains were grinded until they resembled a dry power. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Torgo's Immortal Powder! It has a million and one uses!

Telman Zeynalov (wiki), Azerbaijani sculptor, reportedly dead at 92.

Ma Shitu defined "long-lived immortal" by Chinese media. Which roughly translates to "how does this fucker not die?" in our language.

Daim Zainuddin hospitalised... with a trial going on.

I checked again and unexplicably forgot Munawwar Rana. Faulty brain.

I'm worried because Shih Ming-teh was already added to strikeouts and he died today.

I picked Munawwar Rana and he got the same obits as Rashid Khan, so I'm gonna complain a lot if he does not score.

None of those is a real source. Google takes the date from wiki and wiki based on unsourced edits. That said, I believe he's dead.

Stop it, guys! Don't you understand? Jimmy is pitting us against each other.

Marco Giusti is the only Italian journalist who cares about giving obituaries to forgotten/cult actors. Once he's gone there will be really no one. Luckily his dad lived to 106, so he can hope to stay a few more years and deliver plenty of politically uncorrect obituaries.

Ridicolous that there is no word on Battersby at this point.