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Posts posted by Joey Russ
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How's Drunkasaskunk doing in the rankings? They seem to have somewhat of a strong team.
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Even a very well known celebrity can be part of the team: Michael J Fox.
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18 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said:They should just use a rope.Much easier and cheaper.
Personally, I think the death penalty is a waste of time and money, and should not be made legal by the law.
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So, this will just go into eternal limbo I guess.
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I think Advent Avalanche might finish in the top 50 now, tbh. Top 30 if I'm lucky.
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On 4/14/2017 at 17:18, RadGuy said:So, at a zoo somewhere in America (don't even know which city), there is a giraffe named April. She has been "close to giving birth" for TWO MONTHS NOW.
Every fucking day I go on Facebook, and all the news channels like ABC are doing livestreams of her in her fucking pen, walking around, shitting, sleeping. And the worst part is: I'm the only one who seems to be annoyed by this!
There's a bunch of fucking old ass soccer moms with nothing better to do, commenting on the livestream "You can do it April!" and "Give her some time, she's in a high-stress situation!" and "I'm watching from Shitsville, Wisconsin" and "I've been watching since February and I won't give up on her!" and "Gotta make dinner, hopefully I don't miss anything important" (as if anything important ever happens).
I swear, why do people actually give care about a random fucking giraffe? Tons of animals give birth every fuckin day!
Well, she finally gave birth. They should stop complaining now.
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Also, can someone please remove the shit tag Morbidkid put on? I know you can put tags on threads you create after the update, and this just seems offensive.
EDIT: Thanks for removing it.
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What is up with this weekend? Can the grim reaper deal with Ian Brady since he's back from his holiday apparently?
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1 minute ago, Shaun of the Dead said:Well done Book. Guess the Salmonela finally got Morano.
FTFY.
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3 minutes ago, RadGuy said:No obit for Bruce Langhorne as of yet, which is crucial for DeathImpends to take the lead with a fortnight left.
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't received one yet. Thought he'd get one by now.
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Almost everyone's joker is gonna be payed off soon.
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Men;
Gord Downie
King Michael
Kirk Douglas
Woman:
Vera Lynn
Olivia de Haviland
Queen Elizabeth
(Can't think of good woman picks).
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New Years Resolution for next year, don't listen to my brain...
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I still think Suisala has a chance to obit, and that's because they can pick up stories again that are more than half a year old that haven't been reported since. Take a look at Jade Pateman. First reported in July, not a single mention since until she dies, then the story got picked up again. That was nearly a 7 month gap. So, anything is possible really.
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14 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:Michael effusive about his father: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4410546/Michael-Douglas-gushes-strong-bond-dad.html
Hm. He doesn't look terrible in the photos, but he doesn't look great either.
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7 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said:Also wasnt there originally 8 on schedule to die in Arkansas?
Yes. One was successfully pushed to a later date, but the others are still expected to be killed by the end of the month.
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Considering his mother died in her mid 90s, then it'll likely mean he'll reach a great age as well. Just a thought.
(Disclaimer: It doesn't eliminate the possibility of a terminal cancer diagnosis or something like that, so that can end his life earlier.)
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11 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:Been to the hospital today, operation looming.
Hope you feel better man.
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Not gonna lie, you had me a bit shocked there for a minute, only to realize that it wasn't Keith Richards who died, but someone else I never heard of, nor do I honestly want to here. (I hate glam metal).
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9 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:Twinkle twinkle little star
Let's have sex inside my car.
Quit being a dick. Please.
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36 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:Nice to see I'm the only one who has posted anything here since Oct 21, 2016
Wrong.
On 12/2/2016 at 18:24, Joey Russ said:H. Keith H. Brodie, psychiatrist and former president of Duke University is dead aged 77: https://today.duke.edu/2016/12/former-duke-university-president-keith-brodie-dies
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I've been in a really bad mood lately, which is why I think the quality of my posts has plummeted recently (though they never have been the greatest). I won't explain details of it though. This is also why I haven't posted an update for The Joker's Dead Pool in a while (there's at least 6 deaths I need to work on). Hoping for an update by the end of the month, and hopefully I can get out of this bad mood rather soon, cause it's affecting my life pretty badly.
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50 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:So start one.
You dont have to be a veteran of the forum to start a thread.
It keeps the forum alive too.
But he has a shared thread with Jerry Lee Lewis.
Windy City Deadpool 2016-17
in Dead Pools
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The Telegraph came through for Langhorne, meaning Death Impends is officially in the lead again now.