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  3. Posted

    Guess I need to promote my first sub, Burt Reynolds, for McGiffin please Joey

    You actually got two subs promoted because of Briggs death, so Randi is also promoted. Time to cross out MTM, and hopefully no more deaths from that list till the end of the week.

  6. Posted

    I always try to think of 2 puns for a dual DL/DDP hit just in case!

     

    Actually I wonder how many times in the last few years there's been a DL hit that wasn't a DDP one...

    They took the Mary Tyler No Moore pun, so you can try to come up with something better.
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  7. Posted

    There goes the perfect zero. Why did someone have to die? She wasn't even that old. I was hoping for a zero dearths this year, and now that won't happen. There's a lot of people here in their 90's and 100's, so I expect this to be a record year. I hope I'm wrong, but due to their advanced age, I don't think I'll be very lucky.

    Would you like your favorite celebrity to be in misery? I certainly wouldn't. It's worse than death.

  10. Posted

    1987: Osbourne (1/31)

    1989: Bruno, Ditka, Osbourne, Brian Wilson, Jenkins (5/32)

    1990: Noriega, Aznavour, Queen Elizabeth II, Alliss, Ditka, Williams, Winfrey, Waite (8/42)

    1991: Beenhakker (1/40)

    1992: Ryder (1/37)

    1993: Bennett, Kissinger, Ray Kennedy, Lineker, Jerry Lee Lewis (5/56)

    1994: White, Holly Johnson, Shilton (3/50)

    1995: Holly Johnson, Forsyth, Connery (3/50)

    1996: Mr T, Domino, (2/50)

    1997: Domino, Kirk Douglas (2/50)

    1998: (0/50)

    1999: Leeson, Carly Simon (2/50)

    2000: Farrakhan (1/50)

    2001: Tutu, Minelli, Wouk (3/50)

    2002: Brady, Kirk Douglas (2/50)

    2003: (0/50)

    2004: Brady, Musharraf, Kirk Douglas, Mugabe (4/50)

    2005: Karzai, Maradona, LaMotta, de Havilland, Jerry Lewis (5/50)

    2006: Kirk Douglas, Lynn, Bouteflika, Graham, LaMotta (5/50)

    2007: Graham, Tim Johnson, Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Lynn, LaMotta, Jerry Lewis, Farrakhan (8/50)

    2008: Kirk Douglas, Domino, Lynn, Graham, Watson, LaMotta, Karzai, Charles Taylor (8/50)

    2009: Kirk Douglas, Graham, LaMotta, Cardin (4/50)

    2010: Kirk Douglas, Wouk, de Havilland, Tork, Edrich, Graham, Bough, LaMotta, Norden, Lansbury, Jerry Lewis, Domino (13/50)

    2011: Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Edrich, LaMotta, Khamenei, Jerry Lewis, Aretha Franklin, Dole, Cheney, Ellison, Brady, Cardin, Lynn, Michael Douglas, (14/50)

    2012: Kirk Douglas, Graham, Wouk, de Havilland, Mubarak, Lawson, LaMotta, Kissinger, Mugabe, Van Dyke, Randi, Berry, Domino, Gaddafi, Hawking (15/50)

    2013: Clive James, Bush, Prince Philip, Mubarak, Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Lynn, Dole, Graham, LaMotta, Sallis, Day, Stan Lee, Kissinger, Parsons, Domino, Brady (17/50)

    2014: Wilko Johnson, Graham, de Havilland, Harper, Clive James, Prince Philip, van der Westhuizen, Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Carrington, LaMotta, Perez de Cuellar, Sallis,Hawking, Stan Lee, Norden, Randi, Bush, Aznavour, Van Dyke, Jerry Lewis, Bennett, Domino, Asner, Brady (25/50)

    2015: Wouk, Graham, de Havilland, Perez de Cuellar, Bush, Prince Philip, Douglas, James, Valerie Harper, Kohl, Phillips, Kercheval, Dole, van der Westhuizen, Day, Sallis, Norden, Kissinger, LaMotta, Mubarak, Mugabe, Berry, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Lynn, Large, Maynard (26/50)

    2016: de Havilland, Graham, Wouk, Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Sallis, Prince Phillip, Randi, Carrington, Clive James, Dole, van der Westhuizen, Scales, Carter, Kissinger, Chong, Ellis, Bush, Phillips, Lynn, Gall, Domino, Pirsig, Tutu, Piggott, Campbell, Stan Lee, LaMotta, Norden, Walker, Greaves, Banks, Chirac, Hawking, Gascoigne, Noakes, Forsyth (37/50)

     

    Updated for Mary Tyler Moore

  16. Posted

    I got to say, keeping Mary Tyler Moore was a brilliant decision this time. I would've dropped her, but I feel she was kept in as the forum favorite. Anyway, I'm guessing tomorrow, when Abe Vigoda died last year.

  18. Posted

     

     

     

    She's playing the role of Child Catcher very well, once again.

    WTF has this to do with death?

    And what does the other one I've quoted have to do with death either?

    Simple. I didn't see that one :-)
    And why are you just enforcing that now?

  21. Posted

    Anyone who is planning to enter, there is currently less than 3 days left in the entry period before the official game starts. This means that after it strikes midnight GMT on the 28th of January, no more entries will be allowed. There are already some people with strong teams, so those wondering if they have strong opponents will be happy to know that there are.

     

    (Although Shaun can still sub out his people and nominate a new joker, here, or PM, I'm kind of making an assumption that he won't, so prove me wrong Shaun.)

  24. Posted

    Again, nothing to do with DP directly, but this man's accomplishments need to be noted.

     

    Man had sex with a hog in Finland – interrupted by animal caretakers! The man was willingly the receiving partner!

    From police report:

    A man surrendered himself to a romantic intercourse with a 250 kg male pig. The man was down as the receiving partner. Animal caretakers found the couple in action, and told the naked man to stop it.

    The man, with his pants still down, tried to escape the vulgar scene, but was slowed down because by tripping in the pig shit.

    Finally he was able to escape with his car. The man managed to make a go for a hefty 40 km’s, before he ditched his car, being drunk. This is how the police found him.

    His suspected crimes do not include animal sex, because that is legal in Finland.

     

    http://mvlehti.net/2017/01/21/man-had-sex-with-a-hog-in-finland-interrupted-by-animal-caretakers/

     

    No, he doesn't.
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