Bluejay

I'm sorry, I was being a pain in the arse.

Any idea how you go about deleting my account?

Oh Christ, I remember Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers...

Might I have a bit of a sense of humour bypass, as I've never found him funny (despite him being a good actor)?

Doesn't add up.......!!

Well... its a toss-up between Prince Phillip and David Attenborough, but I've gone for Bob Dole. Though tbh, I thought Lester Piggott copped it years ago.

Heh.... "stiff" ......

're Ron Jeremy - that's a bit stiff.............. *ahem*

@philheybrookbay- I don't know what to say, except stay strong. (((((Hug)))))

(wheres the rofl emote when you need one..! I swear I'm not laughing...! 86........!)

@Anubis the Jackal - re newspapers "glorifying the deaths of famous people" bit: the one that gets me is the headline on the National Enquirer (Christ, how is that word spelled?!) when practically every week (like about 5 weeks in a row one time) it claims that Cher is dying, on her deathbed, etc, and she looks perfectly healthy.

Eat a kebab. I've always said I'd rather be terminally ill or dead before I try one. Having said that, I'm not knocking anyone who does like them. I'm probably going to get beaned upside the head with a bat with 40 rusty nails.

Well, I mean, I hope not... it's just I saw it mentioned in the news app that she doesn't want treatment.

If he makes it to the end of this year, I'll be surprised.

She looks good for 101.

I think she's going downhill.

Looks a lot better than John Wetton though. Had to Google Smith Hart - never even heard of him.

January 2nd preferably. Not today then?

I have no idea either - I don't know how old my grandparents were when they died, too young to know.

Think so too.

I remember her on Emmerdale.

The only thing I know about him (apart from being a gameshow host) is that bit in the Shrek movie where Puss had a hairball and Donkey said: "Let's give him the Bob Barker treatment." Even now I still don't know what that means.

Happy new year!

Ian Brady.