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  1. NB: This will be my last reference to this fiasco. It all needs to stop.
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    Meghan Markle

    Not if everyone shuts the up fuck about it.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Douglas Hurd is 91 today
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    Meghan Markle

    I direct this to both sides of the argument:
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Monday: 77 - Valtteri Bottas’ car
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Hello. As above, I sincerely hope you’re not either a moron or an alt account of a twat that previously frequented this forum. I’ve high hopes for you either way, though. Enjoy!
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Today’s score is 158 according to Sky. Sunday: 99 - I fancy an ice cream
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Alan Davies, off of klaxons, is 55 today
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    And coincidentally the number of tears he cried at being referenced.
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    World's Oldest

    “I intend to live forever. As for you though, commiserations.”
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    World's Oldest

    I expected better from you.
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    World's Oldest

    I was in a Zoom quiz in lockdown 1 and we had a round on famous quotes. When the answer to this quote was revealed, one of the participants said “What, the old bloke on Radio 2?”
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Saturday: 199 - Battle of Yijing
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    World's Oldest

    Reminds me of the Steven Wright quote, “I aim to live forever. So far, so good.”
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    Animal Antics

    True, it’s a bigger celebrity than most of the names in there.
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    Meghan Markle

    The press are intent on vilifying Meghan because that’s what our vile press does. Harry and Meghan are intent on playing victims in some kind of publicity stealth boost. The Royals are intent on being as royally stiff as possible. All these feed off each other to create one over-publicised circle jerk that I and so many others couldn’t give a flying fuck about. I wish it’d all just
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Chris Rea, off of songs about being in cars, somehow managed to get to 70 today
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    All lying shredded in a pancake, such is the macabre nature of this game.
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Thursday: 248 - Rome’s 1,000th anniversary Friday: 222 - Erm...a palindromic number.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    The Johnson & Johnson vaccine is very much rising to the occasion.
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    Name Shame?

    Fucking hell, that’s an even bigger misnomer than mine.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Ssshhhhh, don’t wake Crem.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    The next demographic being offered the vaccine are ‘cunts’.
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    Ian St John

    Honestly have not got a clue who the geezer is. Apart from he’s something to do with football. But I only knew that cos description.
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    Jamaican Jamming

    BBC obit. Sad news.
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