The Quim Reaper

NB: This will be my last reference to this fiasco. It all needs to stop.

Not if everyone shuts the up fuck about it.

Douglas Hurd is 91 today

I direct this to both sides of the argument:

Monday: 77 - Valtteri Bottas’ car

Hello. As above, I sincerely hope you’re not either a moron or an alt account of a twat that previously frequented this forum. I’ve high hopes for you either way, though. Enjoy!

Today’s score is 158 according to Sky. Sunday: 99 - I fancy an ice cream

Alan Davies, off of klaxons, is 55 today

And coincidentally the number of tears he cried at being referenced.

“I intend to live forever. As for you though, commiserations.”

I expected better from you.

I was in a Zoom quiz in lockdown 1 and we had a round on famous quotes. When the answer to this quote was revealed, one of the participants said “What, the old bloke on Radio 2?”

Saturday: 199 - Battle of Yijing

Reminds me of the Steven Wright quote, “I aim to live forever. So far, so good.”

True, it’s a bigger celebrity than most of the names in there.

The press are intent on vilifying Meghan because that’s what our vile press does. Harry and Meghan are intent on playing victims in some kind of publicity stealth boost. The Royals are intent on being as royally stiff as possible. All these feed off each other to create one over-publicised circle jerk that I and so many others couldn’t give a flying fuck about. I wish it’d all just

Chris Rea, off of songs about being in cars, somehow managed to get to 70 today

All lying shredded in a pancake, such is the macabre nature of this game.

Thursday: 248 - Rome’s 1,000th anniversary Friday: 222 - Erm...a palindromic number.

The Johnson & Johnson vaccine is very much rising to the occasion.

Fucking hell, that’s an even bigger misnomer than mine.

Ssshhhhh, don’t wake Crem.

The next demographic being offered the vaccine are ‘cunts’.

Honestly have not got a clue who the geezer is. Apart from he’s something to do with football. But I only knew that cos description.

BBC obit. Sad news.