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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Liam focking Gallagher is focking 48, the cunt.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Ignore.
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    38. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    You mean the bitter hate you demonstrate in your celebrating RBG’s death and using the junior school favourite term ‘loser’ to describe everyone who has a different viewpoint, the bigotry you demonstrated in your brushing off BLM simply as ‘leftist riots’ that need ‘crushing’, and the sexism you demonstrated in referring to Justice Ginsburg repeatedly as “old bat”. This place is not a political rally, you delusional, impertinent little cretin. Stop treating it as such.
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    38. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    You’re a very balanced combination of moron and cunt.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Juan Pablo Montoya, off of all sorts of racing, is 45 today
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    The 15th Death of 2020

    If he’s not about to drop dead, he’s too healthy in the context of picking someone who’s about to drop dead. That’s the philosophy, and I don’t think that’s too grandiose a term, that I stick to. Scumbag. Maggot.
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    The 15th Death of 2020

    Too healthy.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Matt ‘cock can’t even sign off an interview without sounding like an absolute fud.
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    Shadow Lists

    A few hits since the last update: Banali and Redstone (for Crowdsource), someone's old man (for DeathList), Ginsburg (for all of us). EDIT: Oh, and Kerslake! I now have more hits than the DL has ever managed in a year. QR: 18 CS: 18 DL: 14
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    how long till' the next hit ?

    29th September
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    The 15th Death of 2020

    Tried a randomiser and it said David Attenborough. Didn’t like that, so I tried again and got Shane MacGowan. Moral of the story, randomisers are shit at this. I’ll try Bob Dole.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Bloody hell, you're right You can buy the fuckers on Amazon!
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Yep. No consideration that both parts might be necessary. Morons. I'll tell you what else makes me laugh is how many dickheads you see wearing the face mask over just their mouth, leaving their nose completely out. How fucking useless is that? That's a bit like putting a condom over just your bollocks.
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    She didn't say anything more than this, but the mention of Covid with her mother's death (rather than just saying she died) perhaps implies the same happened to Mr Brother.
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    Football

    Now you see the Q-Ball is specifically a sports bar, definitely the wrong place. That’d be like going to Colors and trying to avoid LGBTs. If you’ve nothing interesting to say (which I highly doubt, don’t sell yourself short mate), say/do something mental. I’m reminded of Sean Lock once saying in a stand up routine of his that the best way to start a new conversation is to throw beer in a dog’s face. See how many people want to talk about fucking football then.
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    Football

    Exactly what I’m saying. And FTFY.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    This cover of Nirvana’s About A Girl made me cry. Laughing.
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    Football

    See that’s the thing, aside from the four-yearly aggressive pandemic of a World Cup, of course you fucking can! Is it on the telly? Switch it over. Is there an article about it? Scroll past it. Is it playing in the pub? Talk about something interesting and it disappears. Are your friends talking about football? Talk about something interesting instead and it disappears. When a fan asks me what team I support, I say “McLaren”, which either just elicits a confused expression or changes the topic, either way stopping the tedious football chat dead in it’s tracks. “Do you follow the football?” “Nah.” Bang! And the cunt is gone. When someone makes a quip about a footballist or a team, just say “no idea” and that’s the end of that. So no, the notion that a game should hold us hostage as a nation is both preposterous and wrong.
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    Football

    Likely my first and last post in this thread as I largely detest kicky ball, but this was mildly amusing: a game between two local German teams ended 37-0 when one of the teams decided it wasn’t safe to play without observing strict social distancing.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Des. The ITV true crime docudrama about Dennis Nilsen. Chilling. Very well done, whilst avoiding the portrayal of the actual murders. Definitely worth a watch.
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    Foreign Personalities, From Stage, Screen, Politics And Life

    I hope he cleaned it up.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Damon Hill, racing legend and 1996 F1 World Champ, is 60 today
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I have a sad update on that front:
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    The 14th death of 2020

    Booty Flicker
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