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    Rugby World Cup 2019 prediction thread.

    Ah good, a proper sport! Japan V Russia - Japan by 14 Australia V Fiji - Australia by 17 France V Argentina - France by 8 New Zealand V South Africa - New Zealand by 21
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    The Dead of 2019

    For the benefit of the wonderful people of Kiribati, for whom 2019 hath landed (HNY!), here we have the list of the dead for the next 12 months, to begin when 2019 arrives in the land of GMT.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    EDIT: Of course I drunk posted David Guetta. I'm not going to find this acceptable sober, am I?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Eye infections are so underrated. No work - too contagious. No actually feeling ill - just a bit itchy/gunky. No sod comes near you - lovely bit of peace and quiet. Glorious.
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    Do you think Sir Creep is overrated?

    S’up Deathers
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Your liver's not lasting that long you cunt
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    The 9th Death of 2019

    Hmm, let me think...
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    Whom Are You Tarring With The Epithet "twunt"?

    That last thousand took you nearly 10 months @msc. Ridiculous. What took you so long? Come on, shape up! (well done on decatwuntdom, by the way)
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    Death In The Family

    Will's gorgeous. So sorry for your loss, Phil.
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    Oldest Living State Leaders DP

    Pei-tsun'ing it up again.
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2019

    Shitholes. I reckon that's me out of contention.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Yeah, Johnson lost. Quelle surprise. Make sure you're registered to vote.
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    The Chequered Flag

    "The best"? You're a cunt. But seriously, that's kind of it; the cameras all panned away afterwards out of respect and never replayed the footage because it was probably quite clear that a geezer being T-Boned at 170mph wasn't going to be all that nice.
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    The Chequered Flag

    Saw the crash on telly earlier, just after the F1 qualifying. Horrific. Truly horrific. I only saw him last month at Silverstone, he was quite a talent.
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    The 8th Death of 2019

    Can't see who picked who in the poll. That's disappointing. Speaking of disappointment, Leah Bracknell.
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    The 7th Death of 2019

    I voted for that indefatigable bitch Leah Bracknell.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Including the arse curry? That is extraordinary!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Why could Queen Liz not have just broken the habit of a lifetime and told her head of government to piss orf? Honestly. She’s the only person in the world who could have slapped Johnson with a nice solid turd, but instead she decides to get her emerald-encrusted fan and let Johnson splatter her entire country with rancid arse curry. Cow.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    "She slipped into thaaaa niiiight..." Such a tune!
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    Oldest Living State Leaders DP

    You're having a mare, mate
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    Oldest Living State Leaders DP

    Sticking with Hau please
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Found this on YouTube, Van from CATB doing a stripped down version of what I think is their best song. I think I melted a bit.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    90s stuff is pleasing my earholes this afternoon.
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    Death In The Family

    Oh my god drol, how very harrowing! My thoughts are with you and the family. Take it easy, mate.
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    DEATHS OF THE SILVER SCREEN DEADPOOL

    Easily done. For instance, I forgot my three picks were the healthiest cunts in the world.
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