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    The Dead of 2019

    For the benefit of the wonderful people of Kiribati, for whom 2019 hath landed (HNY!), here we have the list of the dead for the next 12 months, to begin when 2019 arrives in the land of GMT.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Matt ‘cock is now backing Johnson in the leadership contest. In the interests of the people, you understand, not his career. Yeah. My arris. Unprincipled toilet.
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    Comics & Comedy Writers

    I wouldn't have thought he'll be in any danger imminently, but comedian & Chaser Paul Sinha has Parkinson's Disease.
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    George Alagiah

    His cancer appears to be in a 'holding pattern'. He'll go on for at least a couple more years, I reckon.
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    Death In The Family

    So sorry for your loss, drol. He’s no longer suffering. Take it easy.
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    Death In The Family

    Biblio, that’s terrible, I’m so sorry. Take it easy mate.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    It's so deliberate, it's brilliant
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I'm staggered, frankly. I just can't seem to despise Rory Stewart. I thought his campaign launch was very impressive. What a shame that, despite being the best candidate for a Prime Minister that might be able to calm our political vitriol down a tad and provide virtuous, measured leadership (fuck, I'm saying this about a Tory!), he's probably not quite Tory enough to get to the final ballot. My hopes lie with Stewart, but my money's on Jeremy Cunt Hunt.
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    Whom Are You Tarring With The Epithet "twunt"?

    Congratuwelldone to @theoldlady on reaching a thousand years old posts! Happy Twuntdom
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Christ, I'd forgotten how good this is!
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    The drums on this are to die for.
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    MMMDP 2019!

    Fuck sake. Less than 3 hours! Well done Clorox!
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    The 2019 Deathlist Cup

    Genuinely I couldn’t have wished to have been twatted out of the competition by a lovelier and more worthy adversary. I shall be cheering from the grandstands for Bou
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    MMMDP 2019!

    Good choice sir!
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    Five4three2one Deadpool - 2019

    June: Micah Bowie (5) Ed Genson (5) Sunny Garcia (4) Leah Bracknell (4) Tom Long (3)
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    MMMDP 2019!

    Lee Kerslake please
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You're so easy to rile, it's embarrassing
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Ouch. That cut me deep. Particularly being from the self-appointed intelligence adjudicator.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Or you could visit less often if so many things said on here aren’t up to your obviously stellar standard? Labour isn’t an ambiguous party, hence they were in with remain in the first chart; their policy is to offer a second referendum, with remain on the ballot, and about as many Labour MPs are pro-leave as Tory one’s pro-remain. Of course, analysing results is open to interpretation, and I agree, it shows what we already knew, that we are a divided nation. But when our elected MPs can’t get anything through parliament and pro-referendum/revoke parties are experiencing rising popularity (such as LD, CHUK, GRN, SNP), surely we should confirm our position as a country so we know exactly where we are before we get railroaded into doing something unhealthy and not exactly increasingly popular to our nation.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    This is an interesting chart that interprets the results in a way that Führage and co. will doubtlessly ignore: Just to be sure, let's remove Labour & Conservatives from the equation:
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    The 'next phase of your life', so to speak, will be entirely what you make it. Get into your head what you most want from the next couple of years, and chase it. Make it happen. It's down to you now.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Sod Enter Sandman. This is Metallica's Mona Lisa.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Think Dominic Raab might be a sensible candidate for the next Tory leader and Prime Minister? Then shower your mind with this logic shampoo.
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    Oldest Living State Leaders DP

    I'll have Hau this time please.
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    Theresa May

    She's been a rock (in terms of emotion) for her entire career, so to see her sobbing today goes to show the inexorable headache of Brexit has taken its toll on her. She'll add years to her life by getting out now. She got so much wrong - her personal Brexit red lines strangled her - but not as much as the party behind her did. Much as I'd like to see the back of this Tory government, I do want to give her a hug, make her a nice cuppa and reassure her that she's not a bad person, just a bit shit at her job. But millions of fuckers are guilty of that.
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