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Been home alone and laid up with an injury today so I’ve binged a Netflix series that dropped a few years ago now but I’ve only just got round to it - The End of the F***ing World. Really enjoyed it. Alex Lawther plays a damn good quiet psychopath.

77 No Doubt – Don’t Speak 43 Spice Girls – Wannabe 39 Aqua - Barbie Girl 38 White Town – Your Woman 38 Olive — You’re not alone +4 37 The Prodigy – Firestarter 35 Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's 33 The Verve – The Drugs Don’t Work 29 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 28 Various Artists - Perfect Day 27 Mark Morrison – Return of the Mack 22 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There 21 Gina G - Ooh Ah Just a Little Bit 21 Oasis — I wish this would hurry up and fuck off so I can start hammering Aqua -6 19 Blur - Beetlebum 14 Will Smith – Men in Black 08 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 07 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman

Oh don’t worry about that, it’ll change up when you post more. What normally happens here is new posters say hello and then never post again. So I’ll say welcome, but dubiously.

Amazingly enough, not even close. I’ll take nearest the pin.

This thread means that no more will one enter the extra-curricular Animal Antics thread to be amused/uplifted by, er, what the thread title promised, only to exit it more depressed having just read about a precious creature’s cancer death. Those posts can go here. This thread is dedicated to the memory of Tuan Tuan, giant panda of Taipei Zoo, who died recently aged 18.

It’s Gitega. Okay, Deathlist question. At 20:42BST on 01-04-2023, exactly how many posts has Diego liked? No looking at his profile.

Fuck. What’s the capital city of Burundi?

Portugal. My great-aunt was a neighbour.

I think your anger here is absurd. It really doesn’t matter, does it?

Hmm. Some old sod likely lies about his age, so of course the rational response is to wish imminent death upon him.

Gregg Wallace killed John Torode and my other half and I helped him hide from the police.

77 No Doubt – Don’t Speak 46 The Prodigy – Firestarter 42 Spice Girls – Wannabe 42 Aqua — Barbie Girl 40 Olive — You’re Not Alone +4 39 Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffanys 36 White Town – Your Woman 36 Mark Morrison – Return of the Mack 33 The Verve – The Drugs Don´t Work 29 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 29 Oasis — Don’t look back In Anger -6 27 Blur – Beetlebum 25 Gina G – Ooh Aah … Just A Little Bit 25 Various Artists – Perfect Day 20 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There -5 16 Will Smith – Men in Black 15 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 07 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman 

Sent an emergency just-in-case team, knowing full well it’s very unlikely to be needed. Joint high scoring loser in the DL Cup 2023 though - there’s one for the CV. Ah well, there’s absolutely no shame in losing to MariNisia. Well done @MariNisia, now go and smash the next round; I’ll be cheering for you from the sidelines!

After being blown away by such moving lyrics I looked it up. Yeah, I do remember it now. I already miss the time when I didn’t.

I can’t say I know any other Aqua songs, but if the two upcoming ones are terrible compared to fucking Barbie Girl I think I’d rather listen to my own death rattle.

It was a boring day. A very boring day. The most boringest day in the history of the world. No one can have a BORINGER day than I can. Any UNTRUE CLAIMS that other people have had more boring days than me are from rADICAL WOKE LEFT FAKE NEWS LEFTIES ON THE LEFT. SAD!!

I’d have put my house, my car and all my possessions on Barbie Girl being one of the first five or six out. And there it is. In the top 3. Staggering.

Love the use of caps lock on a typo. INDICATED. SAD! Fucker reminds me of Ceciliain.

I still think S3 was brilliant, but I’m really not sure where they can go with the upcoming S4 without completely changing the feel of the show. Still, I trust the writers.

FTFY

69 No Doubt – Don’t Speak 49 The Prodigy – Firestarter 42 Mark Morrison – Return of the Mack 40 Spice Girls – Wannabe 38 Aqua – Barbie Girl 38 White Town – Your Woman 38 The Verve – The Drugs Don´t Work 35 Olive – You’re Not Alone +4 33 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 29 Deep Blue Something – Breakfast At Tiffany's 27 Spice Girls – Say You'll Be There 27 Blur – Beetlebum 26 Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger -6 24 Various Artists – Perfect Day 24 Gina G – Ooh Aah … Just A Little Bit 21 Will Smith – Men in Black 17 Spice Girls – 2 Become 1 15 The Fugees – Ready Or Not 14 Chemical Brothers - Block Rockin Beats 11 Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life 10 Babylon Zoo – Spaceman 07 L L Cool J – Ain´t Nobody

It’s not accusatory, it just means you are awake to social injustice. The apparent attitude you speak of stems from those who describe themselves as ‘anti-woke’ for whatever reason; that is the point where the twisting and degrading of the word ‘woke’ began. Woke has been a word since before us “whippersnappers” were around.

Thank fuck for Kathy Burke. Love her so much.

Both of whom you’d leave in a burning building to save a potato. ‘Happy’ birthday thread my arse.

Taskmaster is back again and so all is right with the world.