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Murray and Evans win the Fucking Tennis again after another down-to-the-wire tie break, and in the same minute the GB Men's 4x200 Fucking Relay get a Fucking Gold!!

LOOOOOL yeah sure Thick Lizzy I bet the candidates are absolutely gutted

Was a great Fucking shame that, they did brilliantly.

Why did IainLodger end up getting banned? Wasn’t that for pissing most of us off with a load of inane shit?

Gold for GB's Nathan Hales in the Fucking Shooting!

North Korea playing against China in the Fucking Table Fucking Tennis. Feel sorry for them having no Fucking crowd cheering them on.

Arrest warrant issued. She failed to turn up to court.

Very surprised that the search bar returned threads for Brians Kidd, May, Harvey, Cox, Wilson, Cant, Rix, Sewell, Clough, Haw, Lenihan and Peppers, but not BRIAN BLESSED!!! Despite recently suggesting that he’ll live to 120 or 130, it’s time this legendary 84-year-old booming leviathan had his own thread/appreciation society. I’ll be doing my best IainLodger impression when he dies.

Tue 30 Jun 53 Lewis Capaldi — Someone You Loved 46 Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper — Shallow -6 41 Lil Nas X — Old Town Road 36 Benny Blanco, Halsey & Khalid — Eastside +4 36 Ava Max — Sweet But Psycho 36 Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa — One Kiss 34 Jess Glynne — I’ll Be There 28 Stormzy — Vossi Bop 28 Ariana Grande — Thank U, Next 26 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello — Señorita 25 Calvin Harris & Sam Smith — Promises 16 Ariana Grande — Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored 14 Dave ft. Fredo — Funky Friday 12 Ed Sheeran ft. Stormzy — Take Me Back To London 03 Ed Sheeran ft. Khalid — Beautiful People Bradley Cooper can't sing for toffee and the song is slush I'm afraid.

Tue 30 Jul 46 Bronski Beat — Smalltown Boy +4 46 Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time 44 Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill 44 Ultravox - Dancing with Tears in My Eyes 43 Giorgio Moroder & Philip Oakey - Together in Electric Dreams 39 Tina Turner - What’s Love Got to Do With It 33 Queen - I Want to Break Free 33 Nik Kershaw - The Riddle 29 Tina Turner - We Don’t Need Another Hero (Thunderdome) 27 Madonna - Like a Virgin -6 09 Stevie Wonder - Part-Time Lover 09 Madonna - Material Girl Nothing here I dislike so I'm just scoring wherever the mood takes me. Like A Virgin is grand but nowhere near my favourite Madge.

A reminder to block him.

Good price for something that’d come right in handy.

What, are you Crem’s dad?!

GB's Matt Richards gets Fucking Silver in the Fucking Swimming (M 200m Freestyle), off the lead by just 0.02 Fucking seconds again. Fahhhk.

True, I've never spoken to your dad so I don't know.

That swear jar of yours is gonna be getting a hammering.

Brb while I just Fucking remortgage

Yes, poor wording there on my part, I meant 'wealthier' as in 'not the lowest income'. Means testing should be a bit more sophisticated imo with all types of benefit including this one, but that'd require more investment in the necessary auditing facilities, which hopefully will come alongside the proposed HMRC boost to deal with tax avoidance/evasion.

Add another 'R' for Russia, I guess.

OI.

He's back on ignore now, but if anyone quotes him again I'll be fucking livid and you will receive all the pantomime anger due to him

Nigel Führage wouldn't put up with this.