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Sex is banned indoors for couples who live apart in Tier 2 areas, confirms No.10. Mandatory dogging it is, then.

That one's gone down well, hasn't it?

Nah Twitter has “Trump Derangement Syndrome” obvs

Late to the party with these, but fuck me I would just keep mashing those tasty little bastards into my gob indefinitely if I could.

No.

Welcome @Sideik. You write pretty well and you have a (decent) avatar, so already you’re ahead of several users here. Enjoy!

No, that’s a characteristically poor analysis. Trump handled Covid about as shockingly as it’s humanly possible to conceive, which caused a deep recession. S. Korea, New Zealand and the like, with leaders that are not nonchalant, pig-headed cranks brimmed with faux bravado, locked down straight away, opened back up early and they haven’t suffered so much. South Korea’s economy contracted by about 2.5% iirc, whereas the UK’s was by about a quarter and the US a third. And prior to the pandemic, the economy under Trump was similarly stable to the one he inherited from Obama, and he created fewer jobs than his predecessor.

Taskmaster. It’s back for the 10th series, on Channel 4 now having moved from Dave. Best show on television, no question.

I’ve got to hand it to Biden, he’s absolutely got the measure of Drumpf. I wish Keir Starmer would occasionally drop his reserved approach and put Johnson down like this.

Friday: 145

I tried explaining the distinction between bear and bare to someone the other day when they were corrected on this. To bear = To carry To bare = To reveal They replied “Yeah, but I’m revealing what should be kept in mind” I just sighed and shook my head.

137 today. 5 points for me and for Zenny, and nicely done Crem, spot bollock on. Thurs: 146

With 2nd lockdown looming, I saw a man coming out of the shops with 8 cases of San Miguel, 10 paellas and 4 sombreros. I think Hispanic buying.

True. By virtue of this, then, Keir has the easiest job in the world.

Just 3 weeks after scientists urged the government to do this, Keir Starmer has called for a 2-3 week full national lockdown. No idea why he’s bothering. Much like in March, it’s too fucking late.

Hmm, not good at all. And scientists recommended a “circuit breaker” total nationwide 14 day lockdown, 3 weeks ago. I have to wonder what the stats would’ve looked like if Big Job and his ignorant cronies had actually listened to them. Wednesday: 128

Well, I can’t comment on whether I bring anything to the forum, that’s for other people to judge innit. Now, wipe away the pre cum, and learn to let things drop. There’s a good lad. (^ An example of condescension for you, for future reference)

Hush yourself, I’m enjoying this!

Ooh someone’s bold!

I’m so gutted not to receive validation from you, a petulant child. (friendly banter)

Ah, the secret to good comedy: repetition.

That’s very true, I may not have given enough credit to your glorious use of irony in commenting on other people’s intelligence.

Well, in my mind it was a joke. You’ve proved otherwise.